Thursday, 10 June 2010

It's Community FanFic Thursday time again!


Ok, I know we've all seen this, but I'm pretty sure you can't see it too much, right?

Happy Thursday Ho's!  And welcome to our new followers, feel free to join in with the debauchery!
Ok, before we get on with CFF, a couple of public service announcements for you.

Here's the first one from Starlit Violets:

We've moved Friday night's DML from Twilight Sagapalooza to Drunk Mad Libs: http://drunkmadlibs.blogspot.com/
Lisa, Dangrdafne, Moxie, and myself will be taking turns hosting and they've given me the honor of doing our first one. I'm SO ridiculously excited about this I could do a little dance. I probably have already. ;)

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A bit like this SV?

Next, a message from Dangrdafne:

I don't know if you all know Texaskatherine but she is on Twitter and is good friends with Twitarded. Well she wrote a one shot that I just read last night. In my reviews of fan fiction, I usually like to take some lines that are my favorites and comment on them. I am not kidding you on this at all, I could almost copy her entire story. She is freaking hilarious and her Bella and Edward are awesome! Her lemons even better. If you have some time and want to read a really funny and good story, I highly recommend Going Down? by Texaskatherine!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6020848/1/

PS Please also be sure to leave her a review if you read it, as we all know how good it feels to be reviewed :)

I followed DD's advice on this one and read the story.  It's fab, lots of LOL moments.  Don't forget to show her the love :o)


Ok, on with Community FanFic!  For our new followers this is our very own fanfic that we can all join in with, leave a quick comment to say that you'll have a go next (saves overlapping) and then come back and post your paragraph, sentence, whatever you want to add!  Lemons are allowed, in fact if we haven't had any by the second comment it's unusual.  We're going to start with Nibble's starter from last week again because it didn't get going for some reason last week and it's a fab starter.  So, here we go...


Alice watched as Jasper carried on interviewing the gorgeous but highly strung actress, the new "great find" in the acting world. One film she mused and just because she has a body to die for everyone is falling over themselves...even Jasper it seemed.
"So Nikki Beaverhausen; that's an interesting name by the way. To what do attribute your meteoric rise to fame?" Jasper asked leaning towards the dark haired voluptuous actress.
"Why Jasper, I think my talent speaks for itself don't you? I mean ok I'm starring with Robert Pattinson who is the hottest thing on the planet right now but my scenes stand apart, don't you think" she stared into Jasper's beautiful eyes and felt herself relax all over.
Alice sighed another piece of totty fell prey to Jaspers feel good nature. It just wasn't natural to feel that relaxed around a man. Although relaxed was not how Jasper made her feel lately. Everytime he came near her, her heart thumped, her breathing quickened and once she actually felt herself getting wet when they'd been stuck in the elevator for 15 minutes together, just the 2 of them. She sighed again and moved into the studio as they broke for a news update.
"Hey Jasper, I have some invites here for this evening, do you want to go to any?" She raised an eye brow at him.
Miss Beaverbritches pouted and said in her grating baby voice " But Jazz I thought we were going back to my hotel to discuss and er in depth interview"
"Look Nikki, you suggested that I didn't say anything and I have to go with my manager here to discuss my options for next season, don't I Alice" he gazed pointedly at Alice and Alice gazed back, lost in his caramel eyes, caramel with a splash of gold hints. Alice sighed again.
"Alice....Alice....Helllo, we have to go out tonight don't we!!!!" Jaspers voice broke through her reverie..
"Oh yes, contracts, options, meeting tonight" She smiled and virtually skipped away. What was Jasper playing at, why were we meeting she thought.

The last hour flew by and next Alice knew Jasper was ushering her into the parking lot and towards his car, his arm around her. "Jasper whats the hurry? Where are we going?"
As Jasper got to his car he spun Alice around and pressed her against the cherry red metal and murmured "I can't hold back any longer Alice" He bent his head and pressed his lips to hers, sparks seemed to fly and they groaned at the same time as Alice opened her mouth to him...a camera flash went off and Jasper growled "shit" and "Esme".
Alice looked back at him..."you...you're married?"
"No, nooo, it's look it's complicated, I've got to go, damage limitation, this isn't what I...oh God what a mess..I have to see you again, Alice, just bear with me"
Then he was gone, the car screeching away and Alice stood forlornly in the car park....

You know, something was missing from this post....Aah yes...


Ok, go with the CFF!

50 comments:

Stan said...

Ok, I'll go first, give me a mo...

Stan said...

In the car Jasper's head was spinning. What was he doing? He'd felt the draw to Alice growing stronger recently, but he hadn't had any intention of actually acting on it. He wasn't sure what had triggered his rash actions back there, usually everything he did was so carefully thought out, so calculated, and now...damn that pap, the shit as really going to hit the fan now, if Esme saw that photo...
"Shit!" he exclaimed as he hit the steering wheel hard with the palm of his hand.

Just at that moment Jasper was aware of a blurred figure dashing in front of his car. He hit the brakes and the car skidded to a halt only not quite in time to avoid the figure. The front bumper nudged into them, just hard enough to knock them to the ground. Jasper sat frozen for a moment before he fumbled with his seat belt. He finally managed to get it unbuckled and scrambled from the car...

Becky said...

me next....

Becky said...

Just at that moment Jasper was aware of a blurred figure dashing in front of his car. He hit the brakes and the car skidded to a halt only not quite in time to avoid the figure. The front bumper nudged into them, just hard enough to knock them to the ground. Jasper sat frozen for a moment before he fumbled with his seat belt. He finally managed to get it unbuckled and scrambled from the car...

"Shit" he leaned down to the man who was lying dazed on the road, " Are you ok man? I'm really sorry, I just didn't see you!"

" No, no its my fault. I wasn't paying attention, I just stepped out onto the road without thinking." The man slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head and wincing slightly.

"Well, do you want me to call an ambulance or something? Are you hurt?" asked Jasper, feeling a little better knowing it was entirely his fault.
"No, I'm fine really. Just a bit of a headache." The man gave a half smile to Jasper and held out his hand, "I'm Carlisle by the way. Carlisle Cullen."

Stan said...

Shit! I hope that's not the only doctor in town he just ran over! PMSL!

Becky said...

I'd not thought of that! lol

Stan said...

Ok, I'm going again!

Becky said...

hurry, i want to squeeze another one in before pre-school ends!

Stan said...

" No, no its my fault. I wasn't paying attention, I just stepped out onto the road without thinking." The man slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head and wincing slightly.

"Well, do you want me to call an ambulance or something? Are you hurt?" asked Jasper, feeling a little better knowing it was entirely his fault.
"No, I'm fine really. Just a bit of a headache." The man gave a half smile to Jasper and held out his hand, "I'm Carlisle by the way. Carlisle Cullen."

"You're...you're Carlisle Cullen?" Jasper stuttered. Carlisle looked bemused.
"Have we met before? You look familiar but I can't place-"
"No!" Jasper cut in, almost shouting in his panic, before regaining control. "No, I mean, I've heard of you, you have a fantastic reputation Dr Cullen."
"Why, thank you," Carlisle smiled a small smile which quickly faded. "I'm sorry again for this. I'm in a bit of a mess I'm afraid. I just found out that my wife Esme is having an affair. I swear, when I find out who the guy is..." An angry fire shone behind his eyes as he trailed off and a chill ran up my spine...

Stan said...

PMSL Becky!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Becky, are you going now or not?

TwiWeasel said...

I'll go quickly...

Becky said...

Oh no! I'd written loads aswell!!

Just kidding, lol. I will go after you TW. :)

TwiWeasel said...

"Why, thank you," Carlisle smiled a small smile which quickly faded. "I'm sorry again for this. I'm in a bit of a mess I'm afraid. I just found out that my wife Esme is having an affair. I swear, when I find out who the guy is..." An angry fire shone behind his eyes as he trailed off and a chill ran up my spine...

Meanwhile, back at the car park, Alice was still standing there, bemused. She touched her lips with her fingertips, feeling the ghost of Jaspers lips against hers still. Smiling to herself, she decided she needed to pull it together and get to her own car rather than stand in the middle of the lot with her head all muddled. Who knew what would happen to a young, attractive woman alone in a car park.

Alice dug her keys from her purse as she walked, the elongating shadows beginning to frighten her now that she was alone. She unlocked her door and slid into the drivers seat with a relieved sigh. After locking the doors, she pulled down the visor to look at herself in the mirror. Surely she must look different, she thought. Yes, her eyes were brighter, her lips a bit redder, a flush in her cheeks. The movement behind her startled her into whipping around.

"Fuck!" She exclaimed. It was just a stupid cat jumping onto the trunk of her car. "Stupid damn cat. You scared me." She growled at the cat, her heart still in her throat.

Alice started the car, and turned in her seat to back out, but noticed a slip of paper on the passenger seat that she hadn't seen before. Foot on the brake, she picked it up and unfolded it. "Leave my Jasper alone, Bitch!" she read aloud.

Huffing irritably, she crumpled the note, tossing it on the floor and turned again to back out of her space. The face staring back at her from the back seat was as unfamiliar as it was startling to her. She stomped on the brake, jerking the car to a halt once more, eyes never leaving the face of the woman in the back seat.

"If you're not going to take my warning seriously, I'm afraid I may just have to make you." The voice was soft and lilting, matching the cloud of caramel colored hair, pale skin and general "rich" look the woman had. The words, however, came out hard and forceful, at odds with the woman they came from.

"E...Esme?" Alice stuttered.

TwiWeasel said...

Laters, hos! Becky, hope I didn't mess up your plan! *grin*

Becky said...

Plan, lol!

Here goes....

Becky said...

"E...Esme?" Alice stuttered.

The woman gasped and narrowed her eyes at Alice, "He's told you about me?"
"Well not exactly, he just mentioned your name when we were...erm....well I just heard him mention you thats all." Alice really didnt want to tell the clearly pschyo bitch in the back of her car that she had just been playing tonsil hockey with her beloved Jasper! She was sure that wouldnt go down well at all.

"It doesn't matter anyway. Jasper is mine," Esme leaned forward in her seat so that her mouth was next to Alice's ear. Her voice now little more than a hiss, sent a shiver down Alice's spine, "I want you to drive where I tell you. Do you understand?"
At Alice's incredulous stare reflecting back at her in the rearview mirror, Esme carefully placed the gun she had carried in her purse on the back of Alice's seat. It was all the ecouragement Alice needed to turn on the engine and pull slowly out of the car park.

"Where to...."

Stan said...

Ok, I'll go again.

Stan said...

At Alice's incredulous stare reflecting back at her in the rearview mirror, Esme carefully placed the gun she had carried in her purse on the back of Alice's seat. It was all the ecouragement Alice needed to turn on the engine and pull slowly out of the car park.

"Where to?"

"You'll see. Just drive."

The tension in the car was palpable. Alice drove slowly and steadily, trying to avoid any bumps in the road in case they caused Psycho-Bitch to accidentally pull the trigger. As they rounded the next bend on the dark road they both gasped. There was Jasper, bent forwards over the hood of his car with a tall, blonde man wearing several scarves standing directly behind him.
Alice was so shocked at the scene that she forgot for a moment that there was a gun pointing at her.
"Oh. My. God. What's that guy doing to him? Is he..Is he actually..."

"Yes he is," replied Esme in shock. "I don't believe it. Pull over! Pull over!"

Becky said...

ROFL @stan!! Thats so tempting, but I need to go pick up the kids!!

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFFLMAO...Stan....Daddy C buttfucking Jazz...I'll go next

TigerlilyRose said...

Alice was so shocked at the scene that she forgot for a moment that there was a gun pointing at her.
"Oh. My. God. What's that guy doing to him? Is he..Is he actually..."

"Yes he is," replied Esme in shock. "I don't believe it. Pull over! Pull over!"

"CARLISLE!" Esme screamed. "WHAT the FUCK are you doing?"

"ESME?" Jasper asked between pants of pleasure. His face was red and though he look a bit embarassed, he seem to actually be enjoying the violation.

"You let him fuck you like a dog, so now I am fucking him like one. Simple, really." Carlisle stated matter of factly. With that he drove his cock into Jasper one last time, unloading his anger and cum into his victim.

"You are fucking insane!" Esme shouted. "This is exactly the reason I am leaving you!"

Carlisle reared on Esme, Jasper forgotten on the hood of the car. "You crazy bitch! You are the one waving a gun around! Did you force that poor girl to drive you? Point it at her head?"

Alice was red faced and confused. She felt sick to her stomach and wondered who the hell these crazy people were. Why on Earth was Jasper involved with that woman, she was obviously insane. And that man! He was...oh my God....what he was doing to Jasper. It disgusted her and made her hot at the same time.

Meanwhile, Jasper had recovered himself. "If you don't mind, I think I will be going....Alice?" His face reddened. "What are you doing here..."

Becky said...

That was awesome!! Not sure I want to go next, but I will, lol.

Stan said...

@TLR, I don't believe I ever said that Daddy C was buttfucking Jas, that was your assumption entirely!

PMSL at the "If you don't mind I'll be going"

OMG, It's given me a v/w - and it's rumpive ROFL!

TigerlilyRose said...

Yes Stan, I realize you didn't say it OUTLOUD...I assumed it because I live in the gutter...Lisa has it fixed up really nice down here though, so I am thinking about staying here permanently...LMAO

Stan said...

@TLR ROFL!

Becky said...

Meanwhile, Jasper had recovered himself. "If you don't mind, I think I will be going....Alice?" His face reddened. "What are you doing here..."

Alice stared at her feet, unable to meet his eyes. "I came with Esme...she...well she kind of had a gun". As she finished talking she risked a peek at Jasper's face, he had his hands over his eyes, shaking his head.
"I'm so sorry you've been caught up in this god awful mess, Alice." He took a step towards her, but she flinched and moved out of his reach. "What are you doing with that woman and what the fuck were you doing with Carlisle?. I mean its obvious what you were doing with him, but why?"
As Jasper was about to answer, they heard a smacking noise from behind them. They both looked over to Jasper's car where Carlisle was showing Esme just what a bad girl she had been.
"Oh God", Alice moaned, thinking the day couldn't get any worse.
"Look" said Jasper, "I know you are confused and shocked, but just take me back to my house and I will explain everything. Please Alice." Reluctantly she nodded her head and they got in her car, Jasper tring not to look at what was happening on his car as they drove past.

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO tring? Becky's keyboard needs a tune up! Its POOPing out all the wrong stuff...

I like where you went with it though!

Stan said...

@ Becky Thank God my kids can't read, Ollie just came to see ehat I was laughing at!

Who's next?

TigerlilyRose said...

OK, I will go one more time...then I HAVE to clean my gutter...its filthy down here! ;o)

Becky said...

@TLR oh god! what have I typed now, lol. Scrolling up to have a look!

Its that damn 'Y' key again!!!!! I just need to do it harder.

@Stan I had to make Abigail move, so I could type it. Shame on them for wanting to sit with me!

TigerlilyRose said...

"Look" said Jasper, "I know you are confused and shocked, but just take me back to my house and I will explain everything. Please Alice." Reluctantly she nodded her head and they got in her car, Jasper trying not to look at what was happening on his car as they drove past.

Alice couldn't help looking. Carlisle had Esme pinned to the car hood, skirt up and panties down, spanking her ass in between thrusts. What got her attention was Esme's face. She was smiling, obviously just screaming to satisfy Carlisle. Esme, that crazy lady, was enjoying her spanking and fucking out here in the middle of the road. Alice's stomach turned, but at the same time her pussy warmed.

She turned away, looking at the road as she drove. "What the hell was all of that, Jasper? What have you gotten into? She is completely insane, you know that right?"

"Its a long story." Jasper stalled.

"I've got time." Alice said angrily. "Spill it!"

"I met her at a club." He said quietly. "for people who enjoy certain....activities..." He turned to look out the window, obviously not willing to volunteer any more than that.

"Keep going, Jasper. What activities, EXACTLY?" Alice was clearly losing her patience.

"BDSM." Jasper whispered.

"What is BDSM?"

"Bondage, Domination, and Sado-Masochism" Jasper whispered again.

"Well that clears up the spanking questions. So how did you get involved with crazy flakes back there, and what exactly is you relationship?"

"I met her at the club. She seemed to really know what she was doing. I thought she was single, or at least in an open relationship. I was going to break it off with her tonight. But then I ran over her husband and you saw the rest."

Stan said...

Aww, Nibs will be gutted she missed this! Her friend is working on fixing her computer for her just now, fingers crossed it works!

Ok, I'll have a go *twitches nervously at the BDSM theme*

Becky said...

Lol. I just love your last line!

Stan said...

"I met her at the club. She seemed to really know what she was doing. I thought she was single, or at least in an open relationship. I was going to break it off with her tonight. But then I ran over her husband and you saw the rest."

"Erm, Jas, it may have escaped your notice, but you're a celebrity. What the fuck did you think you were doing in a place like that?" Alice spat out. Jasper looked at her and smirked.

"Actually Alice, you'd probably be surprised at some of the people you see in those places."

"Like who?"
Jasper paused and looked reluctant.
"Uh, I shouldn't really say. I mean, some of these people-"
"Spill it Jas, after that display back there I think I'm beyond being shocked."
Jasper licked his lips slowly as he wondered if he should tell her.
"Well, there's Bret Michaels,"
Alice gasped
"I always thought there was something about him," she said narrowing her eyes.
"Wesley Snipes," Jasper continued
"Yeah, yeah, could have guessed that one."
"And, uh...maybe the biggies..."
"Go on," Alice urged him, leaning forward in her seat.
"Edward Cullen & Bella Swan."
"NO WAY!"
Jasper nodded. "Jas, you have to take me there. Like now!"

Becky said...

Okay, so who's going to do the club scene? lol.

Where is Nibs when you need her?

Becky said...

I would love to, honestly, but I have to go make tea.

Back later. ...

TigerlilyRose said...

OMFG...I am crying i have been laughing so hard. Literally laughing so hard. Rolling on the couch LITERALLY laughing in hysterics...my kids are quite sure I have lost my fucking mine. My little dog even jumped up on the couch and was checking on me...

Bret and Wesley...nice touch Stan....Bay just said she doesn't remember the last times she heard me laugh like that....still chuckling....

Stan said...

PMSL TLR, glad you liked it!

Ok, I've got to go for a while, kids have got footie practice then tea, then bed. Probably be a few hours before I get back on x

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Sorry I didn't participate again. I am really on the roll with my chapter, and I couldn't break it.
I will read this lunacy here tomorrow over breakfast.

Mwah Edbrella.

Dangrdafne said...

Definitely need to read this one. I will check it out Friday :)

I want to thank you 1) for posting about DML and I LOVE the dance video for StarlitViolets LOL! 2) for posting about Texaskatherine's one shot. That was a nice surprise. I am also glad you enjoyed it Stan.

StarlitViolets said...

@Stan - I REALLY hope my dance looked better than THAT! LOL! Thanks for putting the word out for us! Mwah! xoxoxo

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

"Well, there's Bret Michaels,"
Alice gasped
"I always thought there was something about him," she said narrowing her eyes.
"Wesley Snipes," Jasper continued
"Yeah, yeah, could have guessed that one."
"And, uh...maybe the biggies..."
"Go on," Alice urged him, leaning forward in her seat.
"Edward Cullen & Bella Swan."
"NO WAY!"
Jasper nodded. "Jas, you have to take me there. Like now!"

The car slowed as they cruised up the tree lined street, "take the next right" said Jasper "we're nearly there"
Alice thought they would be going to some gaudy nightclub called Slap and tickle or something like that, why were they driving up, omg a private road.
As they passed through some high, ornate gates, they clanged shut behind them making her think of a prison.
"Ja..Jasper, I'm scared" whispered Alice
"You don't have to do anything you don't want to Alice, I'm just showing you around ok?"
Alice looked into Jaspers eyes, so dark in car, almost black and he looked like he was hungry...but what for she mused.

They pulled into a parking space and Alice took a deep breath as they got out of the car. There was a butler of sorts standing on the steps "Master Jasper, good evening to you and your beautiful guest" he smiled at Alice and Alice tentatively smiled back.
"Hi Jacob, I'll be taking Miss Alice on a tour, ok?"
"Of course Sir but leave the attic till last its occupied by some um important guests at present"

Jasper ushered Alice in and Jacob took their jackets. Alice stared at the opulence of the house. The floor was marble, the ceilings high and a beautiful ornately carved staircase completed the look.
"Jesus Jazz who lives here, the Queen of England?"
Jasper smiled and replied "Well she is english and definately Queen of this place although Mistress Scarlett is how you refer to her"
"Oo ok, she sounds kinda scarey" squeeked Alice
Jasper laughed but without any real warmth "Oh yeah, she can certainly be that"
They walked along the various corridors, Jasper opening rooms that showed couples in stages of undress, some fucking, some sucking, some tied up, tied down, tied upside down. Alice's head was spinning. Finally they reached the staircase to the attic.
"You ready for this Alice?" Jasper asked her quietly.
Alice nodded and he turned the door knob..

Stan said...

PMSL Nibs! ANd I'm def NOT going next lol!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

"Jasper" cried out a beautiful, melodic English voice "Oh and a friend I see...come in, come in"
"said the spider to the fly" whispered Jazz under his breath.
A shiver ran down Alice's back.
"Mistress Scarlett, this is Alice, Alice this is my Mistress Scarlett" said Jasper.
Before her stood a tall blonde woman (although anyone was tall to her thought alice), her long blonde hair caught up in a pony tail, she was dressed entirely in black. Deep red lips in her pale, white face along with the brightest green eyes provided the only colour. The eyes appeared to be glowing with amusement.
"Don't be afraid my dear" she said smiling "I don't bite...unless you want me too" then burst into laughter, a deep, dirty laugh rolled out of her and Alice found herself joining in despite her nerves.
Jasper was walking round the room saying hello to a few people she couldn't see.
"Have a look around love, I'm quite sure you will recognise a couple of faces" and Mistress Scarlett once more started chuckling.

As Alice walked around she noticed that some of the people were on leashes fastened to heavy rings fixed into the walls. Jesus Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Brett Michaels, David Borean, Borea...Angel, Emmett Cullen and OMG Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp however was not fastened to a wall, he walked over and took her hand. Turning it palm up he kissed her palm and asked "Are you tied to Master Jasper, only I would really love to have some fun with you"
Alice gaped at him. Johnny Depp wanted to have fun with her...my God...she glanced at Jasper who shrugged although his eyes were sad. There was obviously some hierachy in place and Mr Depp was somewhat above Jasper.
Johnny continued nuzzling her palm, working his way up her arm to her shoulder. Alice gasped as he bit her gently at the nape of her neck.."Come here lovely" and led her over to a bed.
Alice lay upon the bed and Johnny lay next to her "Are you frightened little Alice, I won't hurt you, can I cuff your arms though?"
Alice's body began to heat up, handcuffs were her favourite kink and she nodded. Langorously Johnny stroked each arm as he lifted them into the shackles at the top of the bed. He moved next to her legs, kissing each ankle as he fastened her feet too.
Mistress Scarlett appeared with a large pair of scissors and Alices eyes widened in fear.
Scarletts eyes danced as she replied "I'm only going to remove your clothing, I have others for you so don't worry"
As each item was cut away Alice saw that the others in the room had been released and were gathered around the bed.
"We want to show you how intense pleasure can be Alice, Jasper says you need to let go a little" purred Scarlett

"Jasper, why don't you kiss her?"
Jasper hurried over and looked deep into her eyes "Don't worry, just enjoy" he said then his mouth was on hers and the sparks began again.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Jasper hurried over and looked deep into her eyes "Don't worry, just enjoy" he said then his mouth was on hers and the sparks began again.
Alice was suddenly away of many hands stroking her skin, featherlight touches that became lips at some point, Jasper was a master of kissing and her very centre was melting, coupled with the stroking and tongues flicking out to taste her skin, her body was floating, awash with sensation.

A mouth fastened on to her nipple sucking it to a hard peak and she groaned as another mouth attached to the other breast.
She could here Johnny murmuring "exquisite" to her while another voice, Edward Cullens she thought recognizing the accent asked if he could take a dip into her melting honeypot. She was sure she was imagining it when the tip of an extremely cold tongue lazily slid over her vagina lips.
"Ice" floated up the english voice "sometimes things are just better cold"
The tongue buried inside her and her hips bucked, whimpering as it slid out to be replaced by some cold and long fingers, the tongue swirled around her clit as the fingers pushed in and curled to graze the sensitive G spot.
"Oh God" she cried into Jasper's shoulder as she bit down on him.
All her senses were going into overload, her nipples were harder than ever as they were grazed by teeth, rolled between fingers and her breasts kissed by 2 others, her clit were blooming under edwards ministrations, his long fingers fucking her.
Jasper stood up and unzipped his pants, his cock standing to attention.
"Do you want me to fuck you or shall you suck me and Edward fuck you Alice?" Jasper growled at her
"You fuck me Jazz "Edward can go fuck Bella"

Jasper eased himself over her as Edward moved away. He slid into her easily and she groaned when he buried himself in her, stretching her wide with his thick member.
His hips moved in rhythm with her, pressing her on, Johnny Depp was biting her neck, Emmett was sucking her nipples and she could just see Edward bending Bella over the sofa.
Alice yelled "I'm cumming, oh God, I'm cumming" as Jasper groaned and emptied himself into her....

Alice felt gentle shaking, becoming more rough..."Alice, Alice, wake up"
She opened her eyes to see Jasper standing over her, fully dressed and looking exasperated...
"Alice, come on, we have to get out of here before Beaver fanny hunts me down, that bitch just won't quit"
"Wha..what? But I thought, Me and you and Johnny. Edward, Bella...where's Mistress scarlett?"
Jasper looked at her amused..
"Johnny Depp too you say..Alice I think you were dreaming" He grinned at her, come on I really need to talk to you...hey, was I any good?"

Alice grinned and said "I'll tell you by the car" as she walked past him Jasper grabbed her hand, spun her around and pressed her up against the cold metal of the filing cabinet. His caramel eyes gazed deeply into hers, then their lips met and sparks flew.
Just like in my dream Alice thought, suddenly the door opened
Jasper groaned "Esme"
Alice's eyes opened to see the floor manager staring at them her mouth open...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Lol, this can carry on again in another direction if anyone wants hehe

TigerlilyRose said...

Well done, nibbles! Think it is just very fine as is!

Mary said...

oooh I was LOLing like a loon reading that :)

Well done you filthy Hobags

xxx

Becky said...

That was fab! A perfect ending.