Ok, I know we've all seen this, but I'm pretty sure you can't see it too much, right?
Happy Thursday Ho's! And welcome to our new followers, feel free to join in with the debauchery!
Ok, before we get on with CFF, a couple of public service announcements for you.
Here's the first one from Starlit Violets:
We've moved Friday night's DML from Twilight Sagapalooza to Drunk Mad Libs: http://drunkmadlibs.blogspot.com/Lisa, Dangrdafne, Moxie, and myself will be taking turns hosting and they've given me the honor of doing our first one. I'm SO ridiculously excited about this I could do a little dance. I probably have already. ;)
A bit like this SV?
Next, a message from Dangrdafne:
I don't know if you all know Texaskatherine but she is on Twitter and is good friends with Twitarded. Well she wrote a one shot that I just read last night. In my reviews of fan fiction, I usually like to take some lines that are my favorites and comment on them. I am not kidding you on this at all, I could almost copy her entire story. She is freaking hilarious and her Bella and Edward are awesome! Her lemons even better. If you have some time and want to read a really funny and good story, I highly recommend Going Down? by Texaskatherine!
PS Please also be sure to leave her a review if you read it, as we all know how good it feels to be reviewed :)
I followed DD's advice on this one and read the story. It's fab, lots of LOL moments. Don't forget to show her the love :o)
Ok, on with Community FanFic! For our new followers this is our very own fanfic that we can all join in with, leave a quick comment to say that you'll have a go next (saves overlapping) and then come back and post your paragraph, sentence, whatever you want to add! Lemons are allowed, in fact if we haven't had any by the second comment it's unusual. We're going to start with Nibble's starter from last week again because it didn't get going for some reason last week and it's a fab starter. So, here we go...
Alice watched as Jasper carried on interviewing the gorgeous but highly strung actress, the new "great find" in the acting world. One film she mused and just because she has a body to die for everyone is falling over themselves...even Jasper it seemed.
"So Nikki Beaverhausen; that's an interesting name by the way. To what do attribute your meteoric rise to fame?" Jasper asked leaning towards the dark haired voluptuous actress.
"Why Jasper, I think my talent speaks for itself don't you? I mean ok I'm starring with Robert Pattinson who is the hottest thing on the planet right now but my scenes stand apart, don't you think" she stared into Jasper's beautiful eyes and felt herself relax all over.
Alice sighed another piece of totty fell prey to Jaspers feel good nature. It just wasn't natural to feel that relaxed around a man. Although relaxed was not how Jasper made her feel lately. Everytime he came near her, her heart thumped, her breathing quickened and once she actually felt herself getting wet when they'd been stuck in the elevator for 15 minutes together, just the 2 of them. She sighed again and moved into the studio as they broke for a news update.
"Hey Jasper, I have some invites here for this evening, do you want to go to any?" She raised an eye brow at him.
Miss Beaverbritches pouted and said in her grating baby voice " But Jazz I thought we were going back to my hotel to discuss and er in depth interview"
"Look Nikki, you suggested that I didn't say anything and I have to go with my manager here to discuss my options for next season, don't I Alice" he gazed pointedly at Alice and Alice gazed back, lost in his caramel eyes, caramel with a splash of gold hints. Alice sighed again.
"Alice....Alice....Helllo, we have to go out tonight don't we!!!!" Jaspers voice broke through her reverie..
"Oh yes, contracts, options, meeting tonight" She smiled and virtually skipped away. What was Jasper playing at, why were we meeting she thought.
The last hour flew by and next Alice knew Jasper was ushering her into the parking lot and towards his car, his arm around her. "Jasper whats the hurry? Where are we going?"
As Jasper got to his car he spun Alice around and pressed her against the cherry red metal and murmured "I can't hold back any longer Alice" He bent his head and pressed his lips to hers, sparks seemed to fly and they groaned at the same time as Alice opened her mouth to him...a camera flash went off and Jasper growled "shit" and "Esme".
Alice looked back at him..."you...you're married?"
"No, nooo, it's look it's complicated, I've got to go, damage limitation, this isn't what I...oh God what a mess..I have to see you again, Alice, just bear with me"
Then he was gone, the car screeching away and Alice stood forlornly in the car park....
You know, something was missing from this post....Aah yes...
Ok, go with the CFF!