Oh My Rob, it's Thursday already....only 2 more days till the Edbrella office outing/get together. I am so excited I can't breathe. Well I can breathe otherwise I'd be dead and sometimes, in fact most times, unless you're a vampire thats just not conducive to a party atmousphere!
I've printed off my map, got my road atlas....no I do NOT own a sat nav, though I have been tempted lately to buy one, just in case, yanno. Anyhoo I'm ready, I'm ready, I chose my outfit (pmsl black...natch) I got my mini E, champing at the bit waiting to meet Stan's mini E & J (not so much J....shhh. I have it on good authority that the E's plan to gang up on J...hehe)
We're gonna kick your butt Jacob.....hey Jasper where d'you come from? No matter, lets get him guys....rawr...hehe
Ok fic time....
Emmet sat looking at Rosie while she filed her nails, jiggling her foot. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle...
Heh, though Emmett, when she jiggles her foot her boobies move around. He watched Rosie's boobs joggle around in her uber expensive, "don't you ever rip it off me" La Perla crimson bra for a while. "God I'm bored" said Emmett followed by a huge yawn.
Rose raised an eyebrow at the yawn..."what was that? You don't yawn, I don't yawn, none of us yawn, we don't need to"
"Yeah, well you don't need to joggle your boobies around either so...." Oops slipped up there Tiger he thought "I mean your foot, I said foot..."
Rose's eyebrow rose some more..."You're so immature for an old man Emmett!"
"Yeah well I'm bored and my mind wanders when I'm bored" said Emmett with as much dignity as he could muster
Alice danced into the room followed by a moody looking Edward "Oh goody, the dancing Elf and Mr Happy" growled Emmett..."What's up with you E?"
Alice answered whilst Edward glared "Bella has gone on a school trip to La Push to look for ancient...um stuff and he's pissed off cos he can't go and Jacob is there"
Emmett chuckled...."oooo the old green eyed monster...what say we go watch them for a while, I'm bored and you're pussy whipped so lets go do something"
Edward shrugged as Emmett bounded over to Rose and planted a big wet smacker on her forehead. "Ewwww Em, that was slobbery for God's sake, wipe your mouth"
Emmett frowned at her, she was being really off lately....we haven't had sex in a month...that was just plain wrong he thought. He noticed Edward looking at him with interest and glared shaking his head. Edward resumed his slouch and then leapt out the window after Emmett.
As they walked through the forest near La Push they were at the very edge of the treaty line, Edward thwacked Emmett on the back with a branch..."Soooo no sex then hey brother,...what's going on there, you're usually at it like...well...you"
"I dunno Edward, Rose is really off with me, maybe she's bored, we've been together for a looooong time you know" Em replied
"You sound like you're bored too...maybe it's time to have a little fresh pu...um mea.....t"
They had wandered into a clearing with a large tent pitched in the middle and the obvious sounds of sex coming out of the tent. "Edward" Emmett breathed deeply "Can you smell that" he grinned "That's pu"
"I know what it is Em, I'm not such a damn rube you know, Bella and I have...done stuff you know" he whispered in as stiff a voice as he could manage
"Ooooo Bella and I" Emmett giggled "Come on" he motioned to the front of the tent which was open "Let's go see...oh erm maybe not hey E, lets go home, don't want to disturb anything"
Edward sniffed deeply.."That's Bella's scent" he said thickly, "I'd know that smell anywhere, it's her...who the fuck is in there with her?"
Two heads suddenly popped out of the tent....
"What the fuck Bella, what are you doing with her and where's your clothes?..Oh My God...you're, you're having sex with her...with...." Edward's words trailed off as he looked first at Bella then at Emmet who was thinking "Oh boy, oh boy, naked Bella getting it on with...fuck with...well who'd have thought...hooo eeeee 4 some, 4 some, 4 some"
Edward moved toward the two girls in the tent "Come here" he growled
PMSL ohhhhhhhhhhhh take it away ho bags.....