Thursday, 1 July 2010

Community FanFic Thursdau....I really, really must start writing a fic!


Oh My Rob, it's Thursday already....only 2 more days till the Edbrella office outing/get together. I am so excited I can't breathe. Well I can breathe otherwise I'd be dead and sometimes, in fact most times, unless you're a vampire thats just not conducive to a party atmousphere!

I've printed off my map, got my road atlas....no I do NOT own a sat nav, though I have been tempted lately to buy one, just in case, yanno. Anyhoo I'm ready, I'm ready, I chose my outfit (pmsl black...natch) I got my mini E, champing at the bit waiting to meet Stan's mini E & J (not so much J....shhh. I have it on good authority that the E's plan to gang up on J...hehe)

We're gonna kick your butt Jacob.....hey Jasper where d'you come from? No matter, lets get him guys....rawr...hehe

I see you Jacob Black holding her hand, get off that hand, that's the one she tosses me off with, hahaha you got sparkle cooties now....yeah I know I'm sooooooo mature for my age!!!

Ok fic time....

Emmet sat looking at Rosie while she filed her nails, jiggling her foot. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle...

Heh, though Emmett, when she jiggles her foot her boobies move around. He watched Rosie's boobs joggle around in her uber expensive, "don't you ever rip it off me" La Perla crimson bra for a while. "God I'm bored" said Emmett followed by a huge yawn.

Rose raised an eyebrow at the yawn..."what was that? You don't yawn, I don't yawn, none of us yawn, we don't need to"

"Yeah, well you don't need to joggle your boobies around either so...." Oops slipped up there Tiger he thought "I mean your foot, I said foot..."

Rose's eyebrow rose some more..."You're so immature for an old man Emmett!"

"Yeah well I'm bored and my mind wanders when I'm bored" said Emmett with as much dignity as he could muster

Alice danced into the room followed by a moody looking Edward "Oh goody, the dancing Elf and Mr Happy" growled Emmett..."What's up with you E?"

Alice answered whilst Edward glared "Bella has gone on a school trip to La Push to look for ancient...um stuff and he's pissed off cos he can't go and Jacob is there"

Emmett chuckled...."oooo the old green eyed monster...what say we go watch them for a while, I'm bored and you're pussy whipped so lets go do something"

Edward shrugged as Emmett bounded over to Rose and planted a big wet smacker on her forehead. "Ewwww Em, that was slobbery for God's sake, wipe your mouth"

Emmett frowned at her, she was being really off lately....we haven't had sex in a month...that was just plain wrong he thought. He noticed Edward looking at him with interest and glared shaking his head. Edward resumed his slouch and then leapt out the window after Emmett.

As they walked through the forest near La Push they were at the very edge of the treaty line, Edward thwacked Emmett on the back with a branch..."Soooo no sex then hey brother,...what's going on there, you're usually at it like...well...you"

"I dunno Edward, Rose is really off with me, maybe she's bored, we've been together for a looooong time you know" Em replied

"You sound like you're bored too...maybe it's time to have a little fresh pu...um mea.....t"

They had wandered into a clearing with a large tent pitched in the middle and the obvious sounds of sex coming out of the tent. "Edward" Emmett breathed deeply "Can you smell that" he grinned "That's pu"

"I know what it is Em, I'm not such a damn rube you know, Bella and I have...done stuff you know" he whispered in as stiff a voice as he could manage

"Ooooo Bella and I" Emmett giggled "Come on" he motioned to the front of the tent which was open "Let's go see...oh erm maybe not hey E, lets go home, don't want to disturb anything"

Edward sniffed deeply.."That's Bella's scent" he said thickly, "I'd know that smell anywhere, it's her...who the fuck is in there with her?"

Two heads suddenly popped out of the tent....

"What the fuck Bella, what are you doing with her and where's your clothes?..Oh My God...you're, you're having sex with her...with...." Edward's words trailed off as he looked first at Bella then at Emmet who was thinking "Oh boy, oh boy, naked Bella getting it on with...fuck with...well who'd have thought...hooo eeeee 4 some, 4 some, 4 some"

Edward moved toward the two girls in the tent "Come here" he growled

PMSL ohhhhhhhhhhhh take it away ho bags.....

13 comments:

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I gotta say something else I can't tick email comments to me lol

TwiWeasel said...

OMG, Nibs...you soooooo have to write a fic!! The kiddies are moving around here so I'd better not be writing anything worthy of following that! At least not right now anyway, hee hee!

I'll check back in later!

Oh, and Nibbs...thanks!

Becky said...

me next!!

Becky said...

Edward moved toward the two girls in the tent "Come here" he growled

Bella stalked towards him, her eyes dark with lust. When she was within arms reach he grabbed her and spun her round, her back now flush against his chest. He tilted her head to one side, giving him better access to her long slender neck.
" Who gave you permission to get off without me" he hissed. His breath tickled her ear and she moaned softly. He gently nipped and sucked at her neck, careful not to break the skin, atleast not yet anyway.

"Thank fuck it was with her and not the Dog. As it is, you have been a bad girl Bella, both of you infact!" He wound his fist into her hair and pulled her head to look to her left. "I'm going to make you watch what happens to naughty girls Bella" His voice was soft velvet washing over her, desire flooding her body.

Edward sensed her arousal and snarled, "Emmett, show her what happens.."
Emmett grinned as he stalked over to the other girl, she stood there smirking at him, excitement dancing in her eyes.
"Ready Angela?" She lay back opening her legs to him. Fuck Rosalie, he thought, as he removed his jeans at vampire speed and plunged into her waiting warmth.

TwiWeasel said...

Angela? Really...hmmm....let's see what I can do with that.

TwiWeasel said...

"Ready Angela?" She lay back opening her legs to him. Fuck Rosalie, he thought, as he removed his jeans at vampire speed and plunged into her waiting warmth.

Angela moaned as Emmett took his pleasure within her warmth. "Oh, Emmett," she panted. "You're even bigger than I'd imagined. And I've given it A LOT of thought."

Emmett grinned at her, showing his dimples, before glancing at Edward and Bella.

They were still standing, her back to his front, but now they were both naked. Both sets of their eyes were locked on Emmett and Angela, but Edward's hands roamed freely over Bella's body. His hands cupped her breasts, rolling the nipples, before sliding down to rub her between her legs. Before returning his attention back to Angela, Emmett saw Bella's eyes lose focus as Edward's fingers probed her hot pussy.

With his other hand, Edward turned Bella's face to his. "I can smell Angela on you," he murmered, and shifted his hips into hers. Bella gasped slightly before turning in his arms. She thrust both hands into his hair and pulled his face down to hers. "Taste her as well," she groaned before plunging her tongue in his mouth...

TwiWeasel said...

Do you know how anxious I was writing this...all three of my kids and my 13 yo niece are here. LOL!!

StarlitViolets said...

Writing now...

@Nibs - PMSL!!! SO funny!

@Becky - Angela? Really? Good one! ;)

@Wease - Very nice! I can tell you know your way around ff!

StarlitViolets said...

"Taste her as well," she groaned before plunging her tongue in his mouth...

He moaned into the kiss, tasting Angela mixed with the sweetness of Bella's own flavour. Suddenly overcome with desire, Edward tugged on Bella's hair, causing a tiny bit of pain that mingled with her pent up desire from her unfinished business with Angela.


A cry issued from Angela as Emmett continued to plunge himself repeatedly into her depths.

Edward paused in his passionate embrace to remind Emmett, "Dude - she's human. Don't rip her in two!"

Emmett's dimpled smile looked beastial as he stared into Bella's eyes over Angela's back.

"Do you want him too, Bella? Do you?" Edward asked.

The honest answer was "Yes" she wanted Emmett inside her desparately. But telling Edward could be tricky. Did he want to know out of jealousy or was he really looking for a foursome? Not knowing how to answer, Bella took a deep breath and looked Edward dead in the eye...

TigerlilyRose said...

me next...

TigerlilyRose said...

"Do you want him too, Bella? Do you?" Edward asked.

The honest answer was "Yes" she wanted Emmett inside her desperately. But telling Edward could be tricky. Did he want to know out of jealousy or was he really looking for a foursome? Not knowing how to answer, Bella took a deep breath and looked Edward dead in the eye...

Bella took a deep breath, let it out and then said "Yes." That was all it took. Edward bent her over right there and plunged into her.

"You want to have a taste of my brother, fine! But not until my venomous seed is mixing with your pussy juices. You have to know you are mine!"

Emmett groaned at the word 'yes' as it slipped out of Bella's hot mouth. Oh yeah! He was going to get a bit of the Bella. The sweetest smelling pussy in Forks! He knew he was tempting the devil in Rosie by fucking Angela or Bella, but who was he to turn down this chance.

He looked down at Angela, she was virtually unconscious from the pleasure her violent vampire fucking had caused. Emmett left her and went over to Ed and Bella. On his knees, he drove his giant cock into Bella's wanton mouth. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" he sighed at the feel of her warm mouth cleaning Angela's juices off of him.

He withdrew his dick from her mouth, having realized he might really hurt her. A human sandwich was asking for disaster and right now Bella WAS the meat in the middle. As he left her hot mouth, Edward groaned through his final through thrusts.

"Say it, Bella, OUTLOUD!" He groaned in her ear.

"I am Edwards, FOREVER!" She screamed into the forest air. "Do it, Edward...do it now!"

Edward leaned over his love and put his lips close to her.....

TwiWeasel said...

@ TLR...OMG, you are such a dirty ho!! LOLOL!!

@ SLV...I try, really, I do.

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