Edbrella Office Party or how we all went to see Eclipse together!

It was a dark and stormy night...actually it was quite a sunny, warm day and as I set off LATE, thanks to my ever punctual sis in law I thought I'd make good time, then I missed the junction on the motorway and it all went a bit pete tong from there. Becky was coping with a throwing up child and traffic, I was just coping with traffic and stupid directions....grrrr but we all made it. Me first to Mary's, then Stan and then we met Becky at Frankie and Benny's the restaurant.

Mary and Stan,see they look happy to see me (Nibbles)

The mini E's meet each other and are so glad that they can gang up on Jacob!!

While Stan reads her vamp magazine the E's pounce

However as (L-R)Chimpsten, Jacob in wolf form and the other Jacob arrive the E's decide they are on precarious ground!!

Mini E and Chimpsten re-enact a scene from Twilight for the others enjoyment

The E's were not impressed by the True Blood dvd

Oh what can I say, a rose between 2 thorns...sigh...I really only wanted Edward but yanno, I had a bag handy....


Us all at Frankie and Benny's-I look like I've been on holiday...the waitress was very kind and didn't bat an eyelid at us playing with the E's and other characters lol

Chimpsten couldn't control herself and jumped on E, but Jake got jealous phased into wolf form and jumped on chimpsten...we left hurriedly

Right so off we went to the film and what a fantastic time, I'm doing this review cobbled from emails, the actual messenger chat we had has been lost...oops, our bad

Stan: Do we want to start our discussion? (She asks, already dreading the cutting, pasting and colour changing on the blog ;o) ). Ok, how shall we do this? Best bits first?

Mary: Best bits, I'll probably forget most of them until someone reminds me

Edward - end of! He was perfect. I loved everything about him. Angry Edward is so sexy.

Bella and Edward kissing is my porn, it's all I need ;) The leg hitch was fanfuckingtastic

Jasper OMFG I fell in love with him. I never even noticed the shiteous wig! Loved him in his uniform

Emmett SCORE in the white vest, then he got wet, I nearly combusted. Cue lots of seat wiggling. Then at the end he wore something tight and black OMFG

I loved the practice fight bits, so cute when Alice dropped from the tree and kissed Jasper
The real fight scene was amazing. The wolves look even better than they did in New Moon.

The tent scene rocked cocks. I loved the dialogue between Edward and Jacob

The whole film was orgasmic and I can't wait to see it again

Nibbles: are we discussing it via email or are we gonna get together on messenger?

I always said twilight was my favourite film and always would be but I reckon eclipse is probably the best of the 3. Certainly way better than new moon. They really fucked up on that one.

Eclipse just was the dogs nuts. I loved Edward all over again! Yum angry eddie is sooo good. Jaspers southern drawl and him in uniform distracted me from the dead animal they used as his wig. He was so amazingly sexy nom nom nom!

The wolves were fucking amazing so real! Much much better than NM. Every fight scene I was going yes yes whoo lol just fantastic. Kellan was funnier in fact the humour was better, the acting was better, the whole film was just better except for wigs and wardrobe. oh and Victoria was ok but was too doe eyed and fragile looking. Not enough of an evil bitch for me. Rob was breath taking, beyond words even Tay did a lot better and the tent scene was brilliantly done. can't wait to see it again on friday whoo :)

Becky: PMSL.I think Nikki just about covered it for me!!I really need to see it again, I'm sure there are bits i've forgotten! I also love the bit in the fight scene where Esme hold the vamp for Carlisle to knock its head off! Jasper *sigh* oh that voice....Edward was just.... there are no words, lol.I also like a bit of Embry! (i dont care how old he is!)Its def my fav film so far!

Nibbles: Embry....really?? I don't get that at all lol

Stan: Ok, I had to pick a new title for this email thread, because my emails are notoriously disorganised, and searching for 'Eclipse' brought up enough emails for me to still have to search for the last one we started! So, we've talked about best bits, except for me lol. Ok my fave bits? Erm any scene with a Cullen man or Jake in I think. Does that about cover it? Oh, and Riley too! Oh, and I'm with Becky, I'd totally let Embry have a go if he asked nicely. Or just didn;t push me off, whatever. I was a bit disappointed with Bella & Jake's kiss, I didn't feel it as much as in the book, but then that could be because Nikki announced to me that she saw his tongue, and then I was swearing because I missed it, and was concentrating far too hard on trying to see it again to just be swept away in the moment ;o)

Nibbles: Yeah but did you see how his nose squished on her cheek, it was like it was made of silly putty or something....just sayin!

Mary: He deffo slipped her the tongue, cheeky little pup ;)

Right well its not quite the same banter as the messenger reviews but no matter lol, we had a great time. I think I upset Stan when I mentioned how Jacobs nose splatted across the Stewl's face when he kissed her, he really can't help that nose but the wee doggy does have a great bod. I have to give him that even though Rob as Edward was just fucking stunning and I squirmed...a lot!!!
Just have to say it was lovely meeting you all, we all got on brilliantly and I proved that I really am hyper verbal in person too. I've since been to visit Mary again as she is closest to me and we had a good natter and a giggle over True Blood another thing we have in common-Nibbles xx