Tuesday, 13 July 2010

The vamp and the virgin

Afternoon Hobags,

Apparently Ashley Greene has been spotted on a date with Joe Jonas

Isn't he a little clean cut for her??

she looks like this!

he looks like this!

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, but isn't he one of them *cough* virgins???? Let's not forget our Ashley got her tittays out last year for all and sundry to gawp at. Well it probably wasn't her intention for us all to gawp at them but that's what happened.

It could make for some interesting pics in the future I suppose of JJ stumbling out of a club with a bottle of JD in one hand and some "model aged 21" in the other.

Maybe I'm just getting cynical in my old age ;)

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kassiecullen said...

When I read about them out on a date I automatically thought of Ashley's interview on Chelsea Lately where she admits to taking off her dress infront of a guy and was embarrassed bc she was wearing stickies instead of a bra. hmmm not really the kind of girl a Jonas would be hanging around. Plus she is way to pretty for him.

Mary said...

@Kassiecullen LOL I never saw that. They do say opposites attract though. I have visions of his parents screaming "you're dating who?"

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Are you serious???????? This is sooo funny and ironic.

I shall call them Joeley. GreeNas? Asheph? I think I shall go with Joeley.

She is too much for him to handle. This will end with him rocking and shaking in the corner. Poor man has no idea what he's in for....lolol!

Mary said...

@Mrs. P

Yep, deffo serious.
It's gonna get messy fo sho ;)

Becky said...

I just cant see it!!

Isn't he like 15 or something? He looks like a boy still, surely she wants a real man!!

Its wrong.

Jayla said...

Whoa- I guess the Jonas brother is really trying to ride her fame... shaking head.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

One word: Gross!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mary - Ashley and Joe...No. Fucking. Way. She'd date me before she'd look twice at him!

@ Jayla - I doubt her fame is what he wants to be riding...just sayin'. Besides, he's quite popular without her...it's just a completely different demographic.