I'd watched him at the party, girls throwing themselves at him, crowding round him, getting their pictures taken. Who knew I was only one person away from knowing Robert Pattinson....small world indeed. When my friend Rosie invited me to her party she did mention that she had asked some of the actors to come but she didn't say who.
When I'd walked in I'd frozen, completely and utterly...whispering from the side of my mouth I'd gabbled "Rosie, Robert, here, how, you bitch, I need to go, OMG he's so gorgeous, even with the scruffy beard"
My bitch friend had just laughed at me..."Kris, cool it, don't go fangirl squee on me, it's embarrassing enough with the rest of my friends doing it. He's mortified, poor guy"
So I'd been cool, I hadn't even spoken to him, just occasionally stared. The first time he looked at me I swear to god my underwear spontaneously combusted. Then he had a couple of drinks and he began to look more often. Thank God I have legs I mused otherwise I'd be leaving snail trails everywhere. Ugh I'm so gross at times.
After an hour, he was pretty wasted and very mournful looking....then he'd disappeared. I'd wandered up to the toilet trying to figure a way of telling Rosie I was going without her doing puppy eyes at me when, as I'd opened the door a very, very tall person had nearly fallen on me.
"Woah, dude, you need to watch where you're...oh it's you..um are you ok" I'd hoped to heaven I wasn't doing the twitch, squint thing I did when I got flustered. I'd always hoped it was cute but my last boyfriend Jake said it made me look like a crack addict on withdrawal. Thanks Jake!
Robert Pattinson was as drunk as a skunk, wasted, inebriated, awash with alcohol and that was how I'd ended up with him in my car, driving around and how he'd ended up in my apartment (OMG,OMG,OMG) passed out on my sofa, snoring, with his legs dangling over the end. Man he was TALL.....do you know what else, Iwent to bed...alone...with a mega famous movie star in my home....and I went to sleep after writing in you dear diary...
I could hear groans and banging about and the odd "where the fuck am I?" coming from my living room, so I got up.
I stood in the middle of the room watching him enter my bathroom, the shower turned on and before I thought this is my chance to go peek at his credentials I made myself go into the kitchen and start making coffee.....the shower went off....Robert Pttinson is naked in my apartment!!!!!! The urge to text Mary, Stan and Becky was beyond overwhelming...but no! I couldn't betray his trust...OMG I was going to have to talk to him!
I peeked around the bathroom door. He was looking at himself in the mirror, clad only in one of my towels, hung low around his hips....I must have audibly swallowed as he suddenly spun round looking for all the world like a hunted animal. "Do you have a camera?" he asked...."What?" I answered. His eyes narrowed..." Do...You...Have...A...Camera?" he repeated slowly enunciating each word precisely as if I was stupid.
"I'm not stupid you know, I was just surprised at the question....er do you want a camera?"
He sighed and gave me a look only a man can give a woman when he thinks she's asked a stupid question thus proving him right that she is indeed stupid. I huffed and turned away shouting there is a razor in the cabinet and a spare toothbrush and coffee is in the kitchen....
Sat at the breakfast bar, I realised I'd shouted at Robert Pattinson and got a case of the giggles, I was still chuckling to myself when he reappeared, shaven, well stubbled, I guess he had just trimmed it down a little....oh and unfortunately dressed.
"Better?" I asked. He had the grace to look at least sheepish and said "Yes, I'm sorry, I've been very rude, I didn't know where I was, who you were, although I saw you at the party...um I came home with you? did we...erm I'm assuming we didn't...I woke up on the sofa...fully clothed..." He trailed off, my bitch brow arched to perfection as he fully understood that I did not take men home and just sleep with them..."No, of course not...how very....I'm sorry"You know that man could talk and apologise to me all he wanted, his voice, the english accent, the almost bumbling apology...I sighed, drawing another curious look from him.
I handed him his coffee saying "it's just black, I have no milk and no sugar...I'm sweet enough I don't keep it" and smiled.
He blushed....ha I made RP blush....
"Look I don't suppose you could take me back to my hotel could you, I'm surprised no one has rung me actually. He picked up his jacket and patted the pockets "oh shit, my phone, it's not here, you didn't take my....no, no of course not, how remiss of me" The brow was back in full force, he backed down....again.
"I'll ring Rosie see if she has it" ....."Hi Rose, yeah I'm sorry I left...I'll tell you later....um look has Robert Pattinson left his phone there...he has...hang on" I nodded to him, covered the phone and said "What do you want to do?"
"Tell her to take it to the hotel, I'll pick it up there" he whispered
"He says take it to the...oh nooooooo, Rose, Rose, ROSE! Look ok, yes he's here, no, nothing happened, slept on the sofa, I know, don't say it, ROSE!!!!!!!, just take it to the hotel and he will pick it up I'll see you later" I shut the phone off and smiled apologetically. "I'm gonna pay for this good deed you know"
He nodded and I grabbed my bag "You ready? Let's go"
He looked at my truck in disgust..."Hey, it was good enough for you last night buster, don't diss the truck"
We drove back across town, him ducking and jumping and hiding whenever we stopped at the lights in case he was spotted." Wow " I said "you have a shitty life..I couldn't be doing with this" and I drove up the road to the hotel to be swamped on all sides by screaming women, girls and camp looking guys...ha who knew he was a gay icon too I thought.
"Get into the underground garage security will fend them off, then run with me to the lift....the elevator" he said taking in my look
The next 5 minutes were the worst of my life, fearing I would kill someone I drove slowly down the ramp, with faces squished aginst the windows and deafening screams of "Bitch, I will kill you"....... WOAH!
The "Lift" was smooth and quick and opened straight into his....bedroom! WTF?!
"Thank you, thank you, you have no idea how crazy they all are" er I do I thought, I'm one of them, not good really. Then suddenly, he's hugging me, tight and thanking me again...and that's when it happened. He kissed me!...O...M....G. Sparks ain't the word...
Robert stepped back, his hand still holding my arm, his face confused.
"Um, well, yes...thank you again, look, (his hand was running through his hair-squeeeeeeeee) can I take you out to dinner to say thank you....again...but it won't be out, out, it will be here....in my living room, here in the hotel...not the bedroom" (hand in hair again and tongue, peeking out to wet lips) I felt like I was in the middle of analyzing a picture of him...."Sure I said, when?"
"Tonight at 7" he said "I'll send a car for you"
Then all hell broke loose again as his manager and team appeared and I was pushed out of the way...I headed of towards the door and caught his helpless look again as he began to explain his absence...laters he mouthed to me, shrugging and smiling his famous lop sided smile....shit, I had a date with Robert Pattinson....
Sorry it's so long a lead in, I got carried away lol...take it away folks what happens next, you gonna do the Rose and Alice (her other friend) take her shopping for hte perfect outfitor just jump straight to when the car picks her up? Every fans dream come true eh?!
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Wow, an epic begining, wonder what will happen next?
Verbal Diarrhea, much, Nibs? LMAO
let me have a go at this one.
shit...I had a date with Robert Pattinson...
"Now how the fuck did this happen?" I said out loud once I was safely back in my truck. I slammed my head back down on the steering wheel, wondering how in the hell I was going to pull this off without looking like a complete idiot. In other words, how was I not going to be me.
I texted Rose, and we met for lunch. Once I got her to pick her jaw up off the table, and then got her to stop laughing hysterically, we decided the best thing to do would be to shop for something to wear to the momentous occasion.
What the hell does one wear to a date in a hotel room with Robert Pattinson. How absurd was that thought anyway?
With Rosie's help I settled for a modest cocktail dress in a dark plum color. Plum sets off my green eyes, and lets face it I needed all the help I could get. The neckline was sweetheart cut and there were little diamond stones all around it, other than that it was very simple. I needed everything to be as simple as possible, there was less to screw up that way.
I showed up at his hotel on time and was met in the lobby by one of his team, who escorted me to his suite. The room was darkened but for the candles all around the room. A table was set with a beautiful basket of fruits and cheeses. Champagne was chilling in a bucket to the side.
Oh my! I thought. What exactly was I in for here?
"Welcome.....um...it seems I forgot to get your name this morning." He looked embarrassed. "But I could never forget your face. It is all I have thought about all day~" Oh he was good!
"its Kristen." I said simply.
"Kristen. a name as beautiful as the woman who holds it." he said as he picked up my hand and kissed it. "Would you like to eat a bite with me."
"Um. Sure, what is on the menu?"
"Probably something over priced and over rated. I prefer Hot Pockets and Heineken myself, but my managers put this together and I am sure it is healthy and pretentious." I giggled at that.
"The Champagne looks good though." I said with a smile.
"That it does!" He said and he popped the top with a big show of enthusiasm. "Maybe we should skip the food." He whispered. I looked up into gray green eyes to find them smoldering. He lowered his head to mine and kissed me. A deep hot wet kiss. ROBERT Pattinson was fucking kissing me. and then my mind went blank, it wasn't Rob Pattinson it was a gorgeous hot man, who was kissing me.
His hands smoothed up my arms, brushed my hair off my shoulders and ran back down my back. He groaned with pleasure as his hands found their way to the zipper down the back of my satin dress. I heard the ziiiiiipppppppppp and then I was naked under his gaze.
He picked me up, kicked my dress out of the way and headed toward the bedroom.....
OMG...blogger just gave me a panic attack!
I sent my comment and then I got an error message that it was too large to process, with no way to back up!
But then it was here...thank god, I was not writing that AGAIN!
OK, i left the fun part for the next one up!!!
I have never done this before but I'd like to give it a shot. So I will take the next turn.
Loving it so far. Can't wait to read Kassies bit next
“I-I really shouldn’t do this” I began stuttering under the intense gaze of his gorgeous grey green eyes. I don’t know why I’m telling him though, because although I shouldn’t, I really want to.
“I mean not that I don’t want to but…” I trail off as he pauses with me still in his arms.
“Yes you can. We can. What I’m trying to say is- oh I don’t know what I’m saying other than don’t think too much.”
He sounds so sincere and the look on his face is I don’t know hurt, defeated I can’t really read him. So I did the only thing I could think. I trace my fingers lightly over his jaw, wrap my fist in his fantastically fuckhawt hair and kiss him.
We are all tongues and mouths, breathing hot and heavy. With my free hand, that isn’t currently trying to pull his hair out, I begin to unbutton his mustard yellow shirt. I make short work of it and he shrugs it off his shoulders as he lays me down on the unbelievably large bed in his hotel room. Oh my God, I’m in Robert Pattinson’s hotel room about to-I can’t even think it or I will totally flip and probably try to leave and that is definitely not what I want to do.
He gently cups my face in his hands; “You want to do this, right?”
“Yes” I breathe out seductively or at least that’s what I hope it sounds like.
He slowly slides one hand into my hair while leaning down on his forearm and elbow. His other hand is skimming down my cheek passing over my chin down my throat over the swell of my breast.
I gasp at his touch and he suddenly stops.
“Oh no please don’t stop” I feel a flush of embarrassment at my words. “I mean I didn’t want you to stop, it just felt-”
He leans back in and kisses me, hard. I moan into his mouth but it feels like he is trying to convey something to me in the way he is kissing me.
I don’t want to give him the chance to rethink his decision so I reach my hands down between us and start to undo the button on his pants. It takes a little doing to get the button open and I think he finally understood what I was doing so he reached his hand down and brushed his fingers against mine slowly moving them out of the way. Once he had undone his pants, while pushing them down, he slipped his shoes off and climbed on the bed, straddling me with each of his long legs on either side of my hips.
We get back to kissing like we are running out of time, as if the world will end if we stop to breathe. I can feel his hardness pressing into my inner thigh and I couldn’t help the moan that was trying to escape, I bit my lip to try and suppress it, but I know he heard it and his hand twitched at my side. He ran his fingers up and over my ribs around my back to unclasp my bra. I’m glad I thought to wear something cute and lacy.
“This bra is great but it will look much better on the floor.” He said with a chuckle.
“You know its part of a matching set, so really my panties will feel lonely if they aren’t on the floor too.” I felt my face turn a glowing bright shade of red.
The next thing I know he has swiftly removed my bra and panties and they are on the floor across the room. I don’t really mind.
He is staring at me intently as I grab his hard length in my hand. A loud grumble bubbles out of his chest its animalistic and such a turn on I moan loud, like really loud...
Okay I wrote a lot more then I thought.. LOL. I hope you like it!
wooooooohoooooooooooooooo good going hun
My turn
Kassie...ooohhh good for your first go!
Ok me again!
He is staring at me intently as I grab his hard length in my hand. A loud grumble bubbles out of his chest its animalistic and such a turn on I moan loud, like really loud...
As I look up at his face, his eyes are closed and his mouth is open. I slowly move my hand up, and down his shaft and i'm rewarded with another groan.
He opens his eyes and stares into mine as he flips us over so i'm on top of him. I have to let go of him to balance myself. There's no fucking way i'm going to embarass myself by falling over whilst holding his monster cock!
I'm now straddling him and he moves his head and takes my left nipple into his warm mouth.
OMG I moan as I feel his tongue circling my now very erect nipple. My natural reaction is to grind myself against him, and again he moans out loud whilst biting on my nipple. His hand is caressing my right breast, then gently tweaking the nipple. I can feel myself getting wetter by the second.
I reach down to grab a hold of his cock, i'm pretty sure I can balance on one arm for a while, i'm not that fucking clumsy!
I gently rake my nails against him and he bucks up towards my hand. He's huge!! and it's practically throbbing under my touch. It's no good, I need to get a closer look at this bad boy........
The next thing I know he has swiftly removed my bra and panties and they are on the floor across the room. I don’t really mind.
He is staring at me intently as I grab his hard length in my hand. A loud grumble bubbles out of his chest its animalistic and such a turn on I moan loud, like really loud...
As I bent to suck the length of him into my mouth, he gave my head a gently push. We moaned in unison as the warmth of my tongue touched the tip of his cock.
The girls will never believe this, even if I decided to tell them. We had always debated on his size and I was glad to find that I had won and he was quite well endowed. Not too big, and not AT ALL small, ummmmm just right, and he tasted divine.
I glided my tongue up and down before swallowing what I could, pumping him with my hand alternately. I felt his hands gently guide me at my task for a few minutes, and then his long fingers urged me up to kiss his mouth once again.
He rolled me over onto my back and trailed hot wet kisses down my belly. I said a silent thank you to my personal trainer who gave me the flat belly he was licking and sucking his way down right now. His fingers were nimbly rolling my nipples between them, pushing and pulling, each movement making me squirm to get closer to him. He slide his hand down my sides and lifted my legs up by the knees.
"Let me return the favor." He said, his voice so thick with desire I could hardly understand his English Brogue. Jesus Fuck God I loved that Brogue.
"Talk to me more." I said.
"There will be plenty of time for talking...after..." And then his beautiful tongue and lips were on me. Lapping at my moist pussy and suckling on my clit, while I moaned and panted. I wrapped my fingers into his gorgeous hair as I felt the fireworks of lights burst behind my eyes.
He kissed his way back up my body....
god damn blogger! quit scaring the shit out of me!
This is so different writing about ROB and not EDWARD...some how makes it hotter.....I need a shower! and another pair of panties
shit~! Mary and I wrote at the same time! Sorry Mary, I didn't refresh my browser between read Kassie and writing. But we wrote much the same thing so, oh well... sigh...whose next...
Actually mine fits right with Mary's so just pretend mine comes after what she wrote!!!
Carry on....
Awesome work, Ladies!! I really shouldn't be reading this at work!
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