But, as we know, there's a bit of a drought on on the old Twi-news front so what to use for inspiration?
I'm not going to Forks so I can't talk about that. A lot of blogs seem to be talking about fanfic. Well, my list is depressingly long but I've not been making any progress on it the past couple of weeks so that's out. Joe Quinn-Pattinson (see? Told you my brain instantly forgets how to pronounce it the moment after I'm told!) at the telethon? Sorry, not beard fan on the precious, so if that was your ploy to lose fans Joe, it's working.
Ok, Remember Me, that seems a popular topic at the mo. Love looking at the pics, only since I found out the ending I'm dreading watching it *sigh*.
Ooh, only 17 days until Taycob turns 18! That's got to be good news, right? Erm. Am actually having a Team Edward month so not really that bothered. In fact my Full Size Jake is still in the cupboard in his cellophane - although in fairness to me it's his own fault for having manky nails.
I'll start nice and innocently with:
A is for apple :o)
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Morning Stanley :)
I don't know why I said morning to you on here as we're currently chatting on MSN ;)
B is for BloodLust.........not having B for Bella *shakes head*
C is for Carlisle <3
D is for Dr Cullen.
D is for ...is for...shit, I'm stumped!! David Slade. I know lame.
Gah! Took too long..
E is for EDWARD!!!!
F has to be for FanFic!
Hello! I don't care what you post if you add piccies like that, esp the mirror one, *sigh*
People keep sneaking in while i am trying to post! Here goes....
G is for Gynazole by Mrs TheKing. It is the funniest Fanfic ever!
I couldn't think of any other G's, sorry!
I hate fucking Mondays!! There, just had to say it, had the fucking hobbit in my room for agggggggggggggggeeeessssss to bloody photocopying and talking politics to me which only makes me get on my sopabox so I told him to shut up as I was busy. Awkward silence in the room them..sigh bloody hobbits!
Stan is right I need my Twi-escapades break to give my day a lift cos I ain't freakin getting it at work lol.
Don't care if Taycob becomes of age just looked at the 2 pics and for me its no contest, Rob wins with his lean bod and muscles yum yum yummy, slurppppppppppppppsssss.
Looking forward to Remember Me soooooooooooo much, don't want to know end as I understand I will cry....a lot...and so will my friends too. We're going on a belated birthday bash for me to see the film on a worship Rob trip haha. If he die's I will be so pissed...
H is for happy trail, oh god what a happy trail. I wanna go hiking lol
H is also for horny fucker...just sayin...he is that's all
I should have said, jump in as many times as you like :o)
LOL Nibbleit, your comments never disappoint!
I is for "I wanna fuck!" Which is what I always want to do after reading fan fic. (Also, Bella practically screams it at Edward in Eclipse.)
J is for Jasperpants...or Jasper's pants...on the floor by Mrs. P's bed.
Thank you Wease--you rock
@ Becky - I LOVE MrsTheKing! Have you read Poughkeepsie? I strongly recommend that you do. Now I'm off to find Gynazole...
Not spoiling it for anyone its not technically about Twilight per se as its not all about the books. Decided to do a A-Z of not just Twilight but of gewnerally the saga, the characters and what I feel about them lol, yup wasting time at work-totally worth it!! I KNOW it starts at I cos initially I was just carrying it on but I did A-H at the bottom...I'm weird, I know
I is for ugh Isabelle "Bella" Swan
J is for Jasper looking lush and lean
K is for hmmm Kellan Lutz perchance
L is for Love ahhhh
M is for moody, Edward throwing looks at Bella and making us wish it was us
N is for Nookie!!!!!!! We all want it with Robbbbbbbbb lmfao
O is for the big O's he gives us hehe
P is for the Peen, all sparkly and hopefully clean ahem
Q is for Quileute indians all nekkid and fine pmsl
R is for who else ROBERT yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! The gorgeous R Patz who defines our very lives now...er obviously else we wouldn't fucking hang out here all our days
S is for er SEX, please come on, all the fanfics, the pics, the innuendo we live our lives fantasising about it don't we? Well I bloody well do and I KNOW, Stan Mary, the Wease, Z, TLR, Becky, Jelly Baby, oh well everyone here does too haha
T hmpf Taycob I guess, still does nada for me but hey you ho's each to their very own
U is for Urkle? Lol no um , U is for unsightly wigs phew got outta that one
V ooo V is for the V shape that goes with Robs happy trail in his unfeasibly gravity defying pants yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
X bwahahaha for my x-rated thoughts about Rob, Jaksper, Kluts and the Doc
Z is for my zealous interest in all things Robert.
Just for the hell of it
A is for Attic of the Damned.....horny, where my brain goes with Rob, Jaksper oh fuck it all of them even James sometimes and Eric & Jason from Trueblood and Damon from Vamp Diaries, its getting full up there.
B is for believing in the romance of the stories
C is for Cam Gigandet aka James, oh God, fucking lush body or what
D is for Delicious-what i think Rob would taste like
E is for Edward, couldn't go any better than Mrs P-he is the reason I come to these Twi blogs lol
F is for fucking-not mincing words, its what I wanna do to those boys in my attic ROFL
G is for gorgeousness-well they all have it
H is for hands down Robs pants fondling the sparkle peen...oh my mind, how it wanders, just like my hands XXXX
Ok I went a bit mental, sorry.....
Oh lordy lordy woman, what are we gonna do with you?!
Ok, Sex on Fire just came on the TV, takes me to all sorts of loverly places in my head :oD
TwiWeasel, I heard that Poughkeepsie had been removed because people were translating it into other languages against the author's wishes. Not read it either, it was on my list
@Stan, @TwiWeasel Yes, she removed it. It was on my list too :( Crushed Seraphim is also very good though.
@Nibbles ROFL. What else is there to say!!
Now I'm gonna scream at Nibbles...WHAT LETTER ARE WE UP TO NOW???? HOLY FUCK!!!!
Stan...never run away from a fight again...I chased you back here.
Shit, I spent the morning catching up on what's left for me to read of MotU, and I'm late to the party, because Nibbles has totally stolen the show. Wtf?
@Stan - Don't you fucking dare talk about the ending in Remember me, or anything else, without spoiler warning. I HATE spoilers. And, I even hate that obviously, the movie will not end well, but I will forgive you for this little slip up, because it's you. :D
OK---I am over here in the land of the circumcised pissing myself with laughter, because somehow I managed to scream on my blog, chase away Stan, confuse Jelena, and then come back here and scream AGAIN at Nibbles.
Not to mention, that this is all over the cut vs uncut debate and a damn game of Twilight alphabet.
Please tell me you ladies are laughing too and not pissed off at me. I have no idea what has gotten into me today!!!!!!
Probably the same thing that's got me. I'm always laughing at... I mean with ya Mrs.P. :D
Btw, you're here in the land of the uncircumcised, because Stan and Mary are both in the U.K., and thus win over TwiWeasel. :p
Hope I'm still welcome here. I think we're up to K. I won't stir things up and say KStew ;)
K = Kellan :)
P.S.: Stan, I hope things went as well as can be expected for you over the weekend!
Bllody hell, I only went to pick the kids up and update my fic and I'm accused of running away! Actually, I did, I just wanted to see Mrs. P running in those boots ;o)
And yes, I'm laughing, don't worry!
@ Jelena Sorry, hadn't even thought of that as a spoiler, I'd assumed it was common knowledge, promise not to do it again. Oh, and if this house isn;t the land of the uncircumcised I don't know what it, everytime I turn around there's usually one waving at me *sigh*
@ Lisa, everyone's welcome here, you know that. The weekend was ok ta, nothing really happened so not sure if it's over or it just didn't work! I give up. In better spirits anyway :o)
Oh, forgot, I'll go with a double L, linking to our K
Lush Lutz :o)
I love you all more than my family...you realize that, right?
M for Maggie---that saucy minx
N is for naughty fanfic. My favorite kind.
Stan- Glad you are in better spirits. Seriously WTF with doctors. Sometimes I wonder if they know anything!!!
O is for Orgasms ...lots of them lately thanks to fan Fic and vamps ;)
You're all completely bonkers. FACT
P = Pattinson and the two Mrs. P's ;)
@ Becky – Bwahahahaha @ Gynazole! I read it at work…yep, employee of the year, right here! I’d forgotten about Poughkeepsie being removed. That’s too bad. It was awesome!
@ Mrs. P – No probs…and I know I rock, but thanks for reminding me. Oh, and I love your Maggie!
@ Jelena – Huh? How the fuck did I get dragged into this? BTW though…I like ‘em cut. Just sayin.
Q is for quickly…which is how I want Jelena and Stan to get their next chapters done.
Q is also for quality…so don’t be too quick. *grin*
R is for Rolling on the floor with Rob
Who I have to believe has an average size if not above average sparkly peen
We are all completely "bonkers" as Mary said, but that is why we love each other. Nothing but laughter here!
S = Sex
It's all I can think about when I look at him, read ff, and talk to you Twi-hos.
@Lisa There is something other than sex? Really?
T is for Tattward
UMMMM...
U is for undulate...and unicorn.
@TwiWeasel are you undulating WITH a Unicorn or are you talking about an Undulating Unicorn in totally unspecific terms...inquiring minds want to know...you know
V is for Voltari
W = Wet (of course)
V is for Va-jay-jay.
@TwiWeasel - well, as far as I remember, you're listed here as a fucking contributor, aren't you?
Just a warning y'all - I've been suffering from a really bad case of pms, which is why I'm being so snarky these days.
well, fuck, by the time i wrote this, i'm already behind...
No, no. The undulating is to achieve said unicorn...but not at work. Ewwwww.
@ Jelena - Jeez, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?
@TwiWeasel - LoL. No one. I told you, I'm having a terrible case of PMS, it's killing me. And, I think I'm a little upset that I read all the uploaded chapters of MotU, and that left me hanging, you know, like a true addict, sigh. Sorry if I've been harsh to you. Didn't mean it to sound like that.
@ Jelena - Maybe I don't want to go read those two chapters of MotU just yet, eh? ((hug)) No harm, no foul...feel better. Want a laugh? Go read Gynazole by MrsTheKing...seriously! It'll make you hork shit out your nose!
What letter are we on?
W...w is for wang of the werewolf! Bwahahaha! Seriously, they must be hung if they're as big as described in the books!!
LOL...@TW got it, undulating to achieve unicorn...LMAO
@Jelena I feel for ya babe...if I were closer I would skip the for and just feel you ;) Love ya
X is for, need I say--X-Rated Fiction (or Fact if you get right down to it...LOL)
Y is for yo chicks...I'm outie! Got a basketball to go to tonight, so stick a fork in my bloggy life...I'm done.
Z is for zipper going down...on the back of Ashley's dress!! *snicker* For you, Tigerlilyrose and Jelena.
TwiWeasel out.
@TW AWWW you do care...LOL
@TL - hahahahahahaha, now that comment definitely put a smile on my face.
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