Ok, seeing as it's Lisa from 17 Forever's questions this week we're going to have a bit of music to scroll by. We've chosen some classic Take That from back in the day for educational purposes. Backstreet Boys of the UK indeed. Pfft.
So, here we go (don't forget to look out for Mary, she tells me she's Lulu in this one!)
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Post your answers in the comments below as usual. It was nice to see some other faces than just the usual old ho's answering last week so please come and join in! Please don't be put off by the nosy cow's sex questions, you can always pass! Winner comes up with next week's questions as always :o)
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1. Three songs - Supermassive Black Hole, One Hot Mama, Ticks. The first song is definite, then I just picked one each from Brad Paisley and Trace Adkins
2. Secret Talent - Difficult question. Like, Esme, Love would be my special talent. From being a slut in my younger days, to being an uber loving mom & wife. Not to mention being way too sweet & helpful at work.
3. Questions for Rob - Only one comes to mind. Do you wanna fuck?
4. How do you want to be kissed? - Slow & passionate.
5. Swallow or Spit - Swallow of course.
These were extra nosey questions this week. Interesting to see how the FFF is evolving. Makes me wonder what next week will bring.
Ok, here's my answers:
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Sex on Fire (obv! Conjures up images of Rob in a second), There Will Be Tears by Mr Hudson (because I never fail to smile at the line 'Oh no, I've stubbed my toe', fantastic lyrical genius) and The Killers Mr Brightside. Really, this is not a good question for me, I play things to death then don't go near them again, change my mind all the time!
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
Apart from my uncanny Jacob Black lookalike work? Ermmm, wasting whole days at a time and getting nothign done without even trying. That's got to be a talent, right?
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
Ok, I'm guessing this is the same woman that cut the Robsten question off before so no good going with that one. Erm, really, I wouldn'twant to meet him, I doubt very much I could manage to form a coherent sentence let alone think of questions. I just know Mrs. P and Nibbleit will manage to come with something though ;o)
4. How do you like to be kissed?
By Rob. Of course this is only an educational guess.
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Really? A wine-tasting question? Ok, Swallow of course, waste of good alcohol otherwise.
Good questions Lisa! Shame I couldn't think of all the answers lol!
@Stan - Hey now, you slutty sheep, I figured I had to put a sex question in there after Mary's #5 that started this whole thing!!! And I should have known when you hadn't asked where the F my FFF questions were that you were off a day in your schedule :)
Can't wait to read everyone's answers. I will post mine later today.
@Stan - How rude of me!! Thanks for the educational video and that gif of Rob is SO freaking hot!!!!! I take back my name calling. I love you!
Wow, Lisa these are hard questions today. I will have to think and get back to this.
Holy shit!!! Twitardedmom Swallows!!!! LMAO!!!! Totally pissing myself here...our ambassador...way to go Pres!
#1)
a)Tell Me--by Christina Agulera/P-Diddy
b)Stronger---Kanye
c)You Ruined Me---Nora Jones
2)I am extremely flexible---like rediculously flexible
3)
a)Do you want my autograph?
b)Where are you staying?
c)Can you sign my wrist?
4)SLowly---and without teeth
5)Spit--unless you want me to throw up.
Don't have time at the mo to answer questions (which are brilliant, by the way, Lisa) but I'll get to it, don't worry. We had a blackout a couple of days ago and it fried my computer at work, so I've been a bit incommunicado...sorry for that.
TwiWeasel out...for now.
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Three songs? I would probably rather die first but heres a go at it anyway: Tool's cover of You Lied (Peach), Baby Got Back...so I can dance my arse off, and Cut My Wings - SeaSick Steve
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
I can imitate sounds, voices, accents pretty much spot on.
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
Nice hair. Can I bum a cig?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
I want him to make the first damn move...but that rarely happens. Why is that? Passionately.
5. Do you swallow or spit?
HA! Good question. Depends on who I'm workin' on...muhahahaha. Rob, I would never disrespect...swallow all the way.
Mrs P - If I had swallowed with a different set of lips, I wouldn't have the unplanned "late" child. Oops. How the hell do doctors get away with terms like "Advanced Maternal Age" when you accidentally get pregnant one month after your 36th birthday. Mr TM was not happy since his first child was 22.
1. Only Three Songs...yikes, I am like Stan on this one, I wear them out and then am done with them...LOL
a. Addicted, by Saving Abel
b. No Surprise, Daughtry
c. I'll be, Edwin McCain--Cheezy I know, our wedding song, I feel obligated in a way...LOL
2. As mentioned in previous posts, I have a photographic memory...that is if I see something in print, i generally remember it for years if not forever. Helpful in school, annoying to my husband..and no one will play trivial pursuit or pictureka with me for said reason...hmph!
3. Does KStew's crotch stink? Wanna try one that doesn't? *offers crotch* then after Can I have one of those? *points to cigarette as laughing at the horrified look on said bitch on wheels press secretary.* to Secretary What? Like you haven't wanted to know the same thing!
4.Passionately with lots of tongue...teeth are optional.
5. Swallow--less mess.
Great questions Lisa! I love FFF!
@TwitardedMom...Woah! Bummer! I feel for ya with the "late pregnancy". They are all worth it in the end, but pregnant at 36 would more than suck! And I agree the doctors need a new term for that!
Heeeelllloooooooooooo ladies, god what a fucking day! Buried under paperwork-not Rob, Sharing a room with a sweaty techward-not Rob and then phohtocopying ugh and definately not pics of Robs knob or his perfect bum-Not a good day...
anyhoo to the questions away...
1)Ooo only 3 songs-shit i have a lot of music um well Bron-yr-Aur by Led Zeppelin (it was played at my weddinfg, short instrumental piece-lovely Jimmy Page you rock!!)
Muse-Starlight-cos the lyrics are fucking wonderful and um either Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams-cos I walked alone for a bloody long time (you have to know the words) or oh God, Nirvana or New Model Army or Faith No More or the Smurfs I just can't chooooooose
2)Less stress here my speshul talent would be chaos-yes I take it with me everywhere or noise or both. I'm very talented, I too can touch my nose with my tongue like Jelly baby, I can also deep throat a Bud bottle but hey lets save that for another time ahem Rob, Jaksper?
3)What 3 questions would I ask Rob..only 3, oh boy um
Would you like to see my etchings? (Removes clothes as etchings are on my body)
Would you like to see my attic- bwahahahaha
Rob, if you had complete license over the films would you really wear THAT much lippy and what would you change? (sensible question to lull him into false sense of security while I take him to my attic to shag his lovely brains out)
Oh the attic is this way; what's that Rob? your secretary has heels on and can't come up? That's fine, I'll er help her later (chortles, to fucking fall down the stairs, can't leave any witnesses)
What question are we on now, was thinking of the attic and the Arrangement (damn you Lisa, I have no peace now) Oh we're on 4 ok...
4)How do I like to be kissed?
Passionately, hard with tongue, teeth are appreciated on the lips too. Fuck yeah!
5)Spit or swallow? Pulease
Spit, swallow, dodge, fuck I do all ladies but like you didn't guess already.
Oh come on, you fucking knew it wouldn't be a short, snappy reply....
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Seriously??!! ermmmm
Aaliyah, try again
Bone Thugs n Harmony, Crossroads
Tyrese, signs of lovemaking (fucking phwoarrr)
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
I've got my tongue pierced ;)
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
Do you like my tongue piercing?
Wanna try it out?
Are you going to press charges?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
Not too much tongue ewwwww
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Swallow obv
I'm definately with Stan on the day of the week being stolen. We'd discussed the Th for Thursday blog in detail yesterday I only realised it was Friday when I was doing the school run this morning *tut*
sorry for spelling mistakes, son's kept coming in and seeing what I was doing and I don't want them to see what goes on the their mothers fucking cess pit of a mind
@twitardedmom---"swallowed with a different set of lips" LOLOLOL!!!! I probably should have too...#3 was completely an 'oops'.
1 Boys of Summer by Don Henley
Bitch by Meredith Brooks
I'll be Your Lover by Robert Pattinson
2 If I told you it wouldn't be a secret, but trust me - it's goooood.
3 What are you doing later? (this, after I quietly explain my secret talent.
Can I please be in charge of dressing you? (Sorry, but if he wears wrinkled, dirty clothes in public again I'm going to cry. He can keep mis-buttoning; that's kinda cute.)
After we marry, would you prefer my daughter call you Rob or Daddy?
4 Slow, long, deep kisses that last for 3 days. (Bull Durham - best speech ever.)
5 Swallow what?
Just kidding! Amateurs spit.
So, doing this without looking at any other answers, its the only way since I am sooo late!!
Loving the Take That, mmmmmmm
anyway here goes,
1. U2 - With or without you
Robbie Williams - Strong
Cold Play Viva La Vida
2. mm I can roll my belly in quite a disturbng way, does that count?
3. Can you ask your secretary to leave the room?
Can you lock the door?
Do you have any condoms?
4. Long and hard.
5. Swallow. Don't want that sloshing around in my mouth!
Now I will go back and read the rest.
@Nibbles lol, would never expect a short reply from you! It would be disappointing. I can see why you love The Arrangement, its written for you, lol! I read so much yesterday, I dreamt about it!!
1. I'm not the Sun - Arkells, Someone like you - Van Morrison, I get around - Dragonette.
2. Lack of brain/mouth filter. It doesn't sounds secret but usually when ppl meet me I can keep it under control - so me saying horrible but funny things about random people often comes as a shock.
3. I don't wanna meet Rob - I'd make a complete arse of myself.
4. On both sets of lips.
5. Depends on my mood and level of sobriety.
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Invincible - Muse
Everything I Do - Bryan Adams
She Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tougue.
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
I do not want to meet Rob...I really don't want to see him look at me like I'm an over-weight, crazy cougar...
4. How do you like to be kissed?
It depends on where I'm being kissed: on the mouth no teeth, lots of tongue. On the neck lots of teeth and tongue. Down there *points at crotch* lots and lots of tongue (duh) and some teeth...just don't get too carried away.
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Seriously? There are people who DON'T swallow? Huh.
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Closer to Fine - Indigo Girls
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
It is so secret that I don't even know about it!
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
a. Would he like to attend TwiCon 2010?
b. What is his favorite childhood memory (says alot about a person)
c. May I have his telephone number so I can call and ask him more questions in the future?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
sweet and soft, with a little tongue where you can feel the love and devotion in it
5. Do you swallow or spit?
I don't drink wine (thanks for that option Stan)
1. Dave Loggins-Please Come to Boston
Bob Segar-Turn the Page
Van Morrison-Into the Mystic
2. I can do calligraphy really well, although there is no call for it, like ever.
3. To you (Rob) what makes a good fan?
Name something that never fails to make you happy
What is the best dream you ever had?
4. I like a kiss that starts out slow and sweets and increases in intensity until you have to pull away panting and you sort of feel like you were already screwed.
5. Swallow. If you're going to do something, you may as well do it right has always been my motto. *wink*
Great answers, girls!! Too fun, as always. You're a talented lot, which doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me is how many of you (a) don't want to meet Rob and (b) didn't use up all of your interview time with him.
So here are my answers.
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
This seemed to the question that you had the most difficulty with, which was not my intention. I love all kinds of music and love being introduced to new music, so this question gave me an opportunity to view your tastes and learn about some new artists and songs. I know that this answer would have been different six months ago and would be probably be different six months from now. But for today, these are it.
1-I Was Broken by Robert Pattinson
2-Little Red Corvette by Prince
3-Use Somebody by Kings of Leon
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
My pen name is Hunter Hunting, and I wrote a little piece of ff called CW&IA. I kid. I kid. I can type 100+ words per minute with accuracy. You wouldn't know it by most of my comments because I get lazy and let the typos fly. Although, I wish I could tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue like TwiWeasel. Way cooler at parties than whipping out a keyboard. And I never would have figured Mary for a pierded tongue. Another cool party trick ;)
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
Loved everyone's answers for this one, but like Dangrdafne, I would ask for his number so that we could continue the conversation.
1-How are you? (Yep. Pretty sure my nerves would get the best of me and I'd waste one of my questions, especially since the bitch-on-wheels would count it.)
2-Who the fuck is casting your co-stars for Bel Ami??!! (Sorry. I'm really worked about this.)
3-I'd love to discuss your future music plans in private. Can I get your number so that we can set something up?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
Which brings us to the winner of this week's FFF questions. She was the only one who picked a song of Rob's for her top three, and my jaw literally hit the floor when she used my answer for #4. I am nuts about baseball, and one of my favorite movies (and actors-Kevin Costner) is Bull Durham "because of the best speech ever." Not to mention the clearing of the kitchen table. So congratulations suzspetals. You get to pick out next Friday's FFF questions. You can get in touch with Stan.
*Slow, long, deep kisses that last for 3 days.
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Good answer with the wine, Stan! I was actually thinking about mouthwash. Not buying it? Okay. Apparently, Mrs. P and I have one more thing in common. We're amateurs ;)
Thanks, Jelena, for picking me for this week. Thanks, Stan, for hosting. Thanks everyone for playing!
Lisa
1. If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?
I am with Stan and TigerlilyRose, I listen to them a 100 times and then I find a new favorite song. But if I must choose...
Get Low -Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz & Ying Yang Twins
Hysteria -Muse
Level -The Raconteurs
2. Do you have a secret talent and what is it?
I have the mind of a twelve year old boy. I am pretty much queen of euphemistic sex jokes.
okay, thats not really a secret....or even a talent. *shrug*
3. You are granted a brief interview with Rob. His bitch-on-wheels press secretary says you can only ask three questions and she won't leave the room. What would you ask him?
How do you feel about selling your sperm on eBay? How about just to me?
4. How do you like to be kissed?
I'm pretty much game for any kind of kissing. but i would really like to experience a fanfic kiss...frenzied and passionate. I think I used to be kissed like that...but not in a long long time. =(
5. Do you swallow or spit?
Swallow, and apparently THAT is why i havent had a baby. twitardedmom has shown me the error of my ways, and i must go tell the husband we are doing it wrong. do you think he knew all along and didnt tell me? bastard.
Fab responses everyone! Congrats suzspetals, just let one of us have your questions before next Fiday and we'll put them up :o)
Thanks to all who joined in!
So sorry I'm only answering this now, but like I said to Lisa, I had a bunch of guests to entertain last night, and I had to spend the whole day yesterday cleaning up and etc.
So, here are my answers, just in case some of you are curious.
1. 2)Black by Pearl Jam b)Roads by Portishead c)Echoes by Pink Floyd
2. I'm not a very secretive person, but I think that only a few people in my surrounding are aware that I am pretty much good at anything. Like, for example, when I putt rollerblades for the first time no one could believe I never tried them before. I learn by watching other people, but I also have my own signature when it comes to art.
3. Q1 - Do you ever regret accepting the role of Edward?
Q2 - What's your favourite part of the female anatomy?
Q3 - Would you consider posing naked?
4. Slowly, tentatively but passionately/
5. I've stopped spitting a long, long time ago. ;D
1.
Yay! Jelena...I'm not the latest one this week! LOL
More great answers KG and Jelena!!! Sorry if I voted to early.
I have a new post up and I give more shouts outs to you gals :)
http://bit.ly/7MpbqH
Let me know if that link doesn't work. I know it does for twitter. I've just never tried it out in a comment before.
Lisa
I'm skipping straight to the bottom to answer, and then I'll go back and read everyone else' awesome answers.
1. Tough question! I love so much music it's hard to narrow it down, but here goes: Moondance by Van Morrison - I never get tired of it. Super Massive Black Hole by Muse - great energy booster. Riviera Paradise by Stevie Ray Vaughan - I love blues, and this takes me back to when I saw him in concert. He broke a guitar string during this song, and it was one of the best concerts I've ever been to.
2. My secret talent is: I am proud to say I can win any watermelon seed spitting contest I enter (fluffs feathers).
3. Three questions for Rob: How would he feel about coming to SoCal so Twilove1, F-Kat, and I could show him a good time? What the hell is he doing with that mullet on toothpicks? Boxers or briefs?
4. All over.
5. Back in the day I used to swallow, then I grew up and realized it wasn't worth it. I'm a spitter now.
6. We're done already? Going back to the top to read now.
@TwiWeasel - Bwahaha, I was going to put tying a cherry stem into a knot as my secret talent, but I am woefully out of practice and can't do it anymore. Kinda like the hula-hoop. If you don't use it, you lose it.
@ Z Any Mouse - Use it or lose it, for sure. I still...er...practice tying the stems every chance I get. Mr. TW is thankful for all the tongue tying...if you know what I mean. Hence, the swallowing. Bwahahahaha!
You all used to watch Twin Peaks didn't you with the cherry stem thing. I used to love that show what a freaky fucking thing it was!!!
@Nebilet - Yes, I love the wierdness of David Lynch.
Hope I’m not too late, I’m new here… I followed Lisa's link - its her fault ;)
1. Wow, really tough question – as I am a huge music freak
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
All this Time by One Republic
I Walk The Line by Johnny Cash
2. I have an extraordinary talent for shooting an 9mm pistol (learned while in the military – I’m not a psycho stalker or anything weird)
3a. {hands Rob some candy} How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop? {I will watch while you figure out the answer}
3b. What is something that you do when you’re alone and won’t do in front of others?
3c. Have you ever played naked Twister {then quietly whispers} and can I play with you?
4. Slowly and passionately by Robward and Jacksper at the same time - fanfic style
5. I thought there was only one option, I mean, why would you hold it in your mouth long enough to have to find somewhere to spit?
Whew! That was fun, now off to read the others.
@Gwenward - Somehow I missed these. Hilarious!! And you know I love your answer to #4 :) PLEASE make sure you get back to play again!!
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