Wednesday, 20 January 2010

A Bit of Therapy

Hello out there *waves wearily*.  I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately.  I know we don't usually discuss real life crap here but this just keeps dragging on so you might as well all know.  On New Years Day I started having a miscarriage.  Unfortunately it is still dragging on, my scans changed from the first to the second (not for better or worse, just different) and my blood results are going up when they should be coming down so I'm having to go to the hospital for bloods every 48hrs.  Basically nobody seems to know what's going on and until they do I can't do anything medically to complete the miscarriage.  Fed-up, depressed, scared all pretty much sum me up at the moment which is why I've only been popping up every now and then.

God, depressing this isn't it?  Don't want to drag anyone down but wanted you all to understand where I'd disappeared to.

Anyway, on the plus side it appears that there is some mood therapy to help me, courtesy of Mary and Nibbles who sent me some shirtless Rob therapy on my phone. 

Also, in direct contrast to the above crapness, a little bird (aka Facebook ;o)) told me it's TwiWeasel's birthday today - Happy Birthday to the Wease!

So, Ho, whatare your birthday plans?  Is Mr Wease going to be putting on his best camo gear for you? A bit like ths maybe:

This blokes face cracked me up!  By the way, while I was on Google images I found this and would like opinions:

Ok, WTF?  Would you really want your man wearing underwear that makes it that shape inside his trousers?  I for one am deeply disturbed (albeit slightly entertained) by this pic.

Anyway, here, for the purposes of Happy Birthday wishes and also therapy are some little snippets of Twi-goodness :o)


Now I don't know about all of you but I feel much better after that :o)

Happy Birthday Dani, hope you have a fab day!


Becky said...

@Stan what an absolutley shit time you are having! No wonder you weren't around. I hope it starts to get better soon.

Glad Mary & Nibbles (just love that nickname) could cheer you up with some Rob porn.

As for those pants, there is no way I could take my man seriously if he was sporting a air of those. No way. *shakes head*

Hay Birthday TwiWeasel!

Becky said...

Can't even type, stupid keyboard!! Should have said...

Happy Birthday TwiWeasel!

Cullenary Curser said...

Aw - sorry to hear about the shitty time you're having. Hope things get better soon.

And Happy Birthday TwiWeasel!

Meg said...

*hugs* Stan. Thinking of you.

I_Am_Kate said...

I really hope things get better for you. I'm sorry to read what you're going through.

On a lighter picture of Jake? That's it? *shakes head*

TwiWeasel said...

Um...where to start, where to start...

@Stan - you know we're all here for you during your shitastic time. {{{BIG, BIG HUG}}} Love ya, ho!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, gals! So far it's shaping up to be a pretty good day! No big plans for this evening as I have to teach my class tonight...but I did make cookies to take! I'm thinking class will be like this:

Me: "ok kids, lets get the lesson over with quickly and then we'll play a game and have treats!"

Kids: "You brought treats? Can't we just have treats and the game? Why do we have to do the lesson?"

*rolls eyes* They're six and really can't blame them. *grin* For those of you going WTF is she talking about...I teach a bible class to 1st 2nd and 3rd graders on Wednesday nights...scary, isn't it?

Anyhoo...after I expressed my distinct pleasure in the Billy Burke pix yesterday, there are none today! Sheesh! *rolls eyes* I have to admit that the last pic...the one of Rob getting knocked on his ass (arse?) made me hork coffee through my nose though. Thanks for that.

OK hos...I'm off to work. Good times...

TwiWeasel said...

Oh more thing @Stan...ever since talking about FSJ's manky nails, I've been playing "who let the dogs out" repeatedly in my head. GAH!!!

Anonymous said...

***waving to Stan**** It will be better soon!!! Hang in there!!!

Happy Birthday Wease!!!

Um, I can't stop watching the Kellan/Rob moving thingie, and noticing how Kellan basically is unaffected by his collision with Rob, and Rob looks like he's about to be launched into space, and then Rob's hat falls off. LMAO!!!! Now THAT is my kind of therapy...laughter is the best medecine!!!

TigerlilyRose said...

@Stan--((Big Hugs)) Love ya girl, hang in there, we are all here for ya! Hope they figure it out soon so you can get it over with!

@TW--Happy Birthday Ho! It is a frightening thought that they let you teach Bible class...The church obv doesn't know what deviants you and Mr Tw really are! Ok, well everyone knows what a deviant Mr. TW is, but there is a double standard there isn't there...LOL

Rob needs some strength training if he is going to do that shit with Kellan! Kind of embarassing...for Rob,anyway...entertaining as hell for me!

@all--ignore my horrendous typing fingers quit working in the night and haven't came back to life yet...

Mary said...

Happy Birthday to the Wease :)

Sorry I've not been around much either xxx

Z Any Mouse said...

@Stan - So sorry to hear of your loss, I hope everything gets back on track soon.

@TwiWeasel - Bible study class?! You are full of surprises! *giggling* Happy Birthday fellow Twi-ho. Cupcakes to celebrate?

Lastly, what the hell happened to Mr. Ergowear's balls? One word - steroids

mmMoxie said...

@Stan - miss your face...hope things get better soon!

That Ergowear pic of the banana smuggler is nauseating. Thanks for making us ALL feel ill!

@TW - Happy b-day.

Twilove1 said...

@Stan - I am so sorry to hear what you're going through right now and can't even imagine how hard it's been for you and your family. Please take care!

HB Twiweasel!

That Rob/Kellan clip is great! It's so frustrating to know that there are tons of unused footage & outtakes that Scummit could put in the DVD extras, but they only give us a little.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Hi Stan, you know where I am, lol usually at end of phone texting you rubbish of the inane or is that insane variety, probably insane, keep thinking about that memory stick -gottle o geer pmsl.

I will explain, ages ago like last year when New Moon was due out a British newspaper ran a thing where you could send off for a dvd containing clips, trailers, interviews etc and of course I sent off for it. I think it arrived around New Year anyhoo today I received another goodie, a Rob memory stick (like I could forgot him!!!) for the pc. On one side it has Rob and the other Stew-ped. But you have to pull the stick down which moves Robs jaw hehe so I spent all morning pulling the tab, moving his jaw, going bottle o beer (gottle o geer) and Bella stinks and various non sensical shit much to my amusement. Simple thing ladies, simple things. Yes ok I'm fucking simple lmao.

So to the plaudits, Happy Birthday the lovely Twi-Weasel who also amuses the fuck outta me, sorry it wasn't earlier I have really been trying to catch up on work and it looks like I'm getting there. I only have 2 large piles of shit to contend with instead of the snow drift of paperwork that covered it before. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.

So Twi here's to you...

Happy Birthday to you
From Rob & Kellan too
We really wanna motorboat ya
and stick it in ya too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

pps Sorry for spelling mistakes am getting zig zags in front of eyes so off for lie down.

Big love for stan who I think is a lovely, lovely person. Oh ok also big love for all you lovely Twi-ho's who make my weeks fly by and leave me shed loads of work as I'm posting, reading posts, texting, face booking and generally not working LOLOLOLOLOLOL

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ppps-Banana smuggler rofl

That dick in those pants is not real, I've never seen a dick like that before.Right lying down squinting

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - I continue to send you lots of love and BIG HUGS. I'm glad you posted and let everyone in. This is a great community and we wouldn't keep coming back if we weren't already attached.

@Mary - Hope everything is okay with you, too. I have noticed that you and TwiWeasel have both been MIA a lot lately.

@TwiWeasel - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Loved your Sunday School story :)

@Mrs. P - I noticed his hat falling off, too. Too cute!!

@All - KELLAN LUTZ HAS CANCELLED THE MEET AND GREET I WAS GOING TO THIS SATURDAY . . . AGAIN! WTF?! I just called the event center where he was supposed to appear, and they confirmed he has cancelled and that they are done dealing with his people. The reps exact words were, "Yeah, he's been just awesome to us." Ouch! SO bummed :(

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

@Stan I just discovered your blog through Mrs. P's blog (Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm late getting around) and my first time commenting but I wanted to say, how deeply sorry I am for your loss and troubles. I pray that things will get back on track for you!

(Um, BTW. Those undies are disgusting to me for some reason. I think only Rob could wear those and make me not gag. Knowing my husband, he'd be stoked and would obnoxiously swing his pecker around while dancing in my bedroom and that would trigger my bad temper and I'd have to throw something at him to make him stop.)

17foreverlisa said...

@HG - You know you just plunged a dagger in my heart with that comment, right? I still love you, though.

TwiWeasel said...

Forgot to mention that those underwear completely freak me out. I think if Mr. TW showed up in those it might be the russle of divorce papers. Just sayin.

@ Tigerlily - You know Mr. TW brings out the best in me...bwahahahaha!!!

@ Z Any Mouse - I know, I don't really come off as the Bible Teaching type here, do I? I say the least. I didn't make cupcakes for the kids, although I thought about it...figured the conotation was just a for church, eh?

@ Nibbles (or whatever you go by now) - Bwahahaha! The girls at work had broken out the cake for my birthday and when I read your I sprayed Triple Chocolate cake all over my monitor! Thanks for that!

TwiWeasel said...

Sorry, I was at work and could only write so much, ya know? Anyhoo...

@ Lisa - That totally sucks sweaty balls! I'm so sorry! I was gonna ask for a pic for my birthday...not really. Oh, and as for being MIA lately...RL is just super busy right now!

@ Honolulu Girl - Bout time you made your way over here...we're a bunch of totally awesome chicks and you don't know what you've been missing! BTW...does your husband know my husband? That totally sounds like something he would do! Either that or he would continuously hit me with his "meat bat" as he likes to call it. *rolls eyes* What a child...but I love him. *sigh* Love is truly blind...

Anonymous said...

@HG---I'm glad you found the Edbrella---there's always room for more underneath it!!

If my husband paraded around in that banana hammock I would pee my pants...literally.

Ninja TwiNerd said...

@Stan - so sorry about you and your baby! I hope your ordeal is over soon.

@TwiWeasel - Happy Birthday!

Love the animation of Kellan and Rob!

Z Any Mouse said...

@HG - LMAO! What is it about guys who think it's sexy to run around swinging their peckers or hitting you with their 'meat bats'? Do they only mature to the age of 5, and then stay that way forever?!

How old are you?
How long have you been five?
A while.

Anonymous said...

Stan - I'm sending hugs and prayers across the ocean to you. I hope you feel better soon. Can't even imagine. And thank you for the top Rob pic. I can hang on til Friday now.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - I regularly tell people I have four kids...three daughters and my husband.

itsjustme1217 said...

My prayers are with you honey.

Dangrdafne said...

@Stan - You are in my prayers. I wish you health and peace. I am touched and happy that you are able to post this private information with us and obtain the support of your fellow Twitards. I am also happy that your sense of humor is intact and I LOVE that video - I had never seen it before and it was the perfect pick me up. If there is anything I can do at all, please don't hesitate to ask.

Anonymous said...

Stan - Hugs and prayers. I hope the doctors figure things out and fix things medically. Emotionally a miscarraiage takes long to heal, but one thing at a time. Thanks for having the courage to share with your bloggy buddies. I know our blogs are about Twilight, but in the process they have somehow become a way to build friendships and help each other.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

LMAO @ Z, how old are you? 5, how long have you been 5, that's funny as fuck.

@ the Wease-Sorry about making you spit cake all over, I know how you like to swallow dear hehe. Apparently I'm now Nibbles, Mrs P and her lazy ass couldn't cope with Nibbleitpattinson (mwah @Mrs P)I don't mind, Nebilet, Nibbleit, Nibbles, Nibs, N, beyatch, I answer to all lol

@HG-What is it with guys and waving their wangs about, my husband does it when he puts his under crackers on in a morning, when he takes them off at night and generally in between at will whenever his pants are off...maybe its in built in males to do this, you know like peacocks spread their fans, guys wave their wangs?!

Uh-oh, I think they're onto me, Hobbit and Nursey keep spontaneously bursting through my poffice door...I better go. Catch you later, twilightnators!!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

PMSL-word verif for last post was ratsac-God I'm easily amused...

Twi-Me? said...

Hey Stan - sorry RL is so suckish right now. Hope the docs figure out what's going on soon. Big HUGS to you. Your fellow Twitards love you and are here for you!

I kind of liked the goofy underwear, as long as DH only wears them around the house. Easier for me to grab ahold of his wanker that way! Wonder what happens when he gets an erection?!

@Z- loved the '5' comment - snort!