Saturday, 30 January 2010

Rob Rubs the Unicorn's Horn ;o)

Like the post title?  Nope, I've never heard it either, but as I perused the whole page of slang terms for masturbation that I'd Googled - whilst thanking my lucky stars that I don't have a job I have to blog from - this one seemed the most apt for us, don'tcha think?  (Incidentally, a term for the girls: Buff the Weasel!  She kept that one quiet ;o))

You may have read Mama Cougar's fantabulous Cougar's Den Deflowering Day post the other day, where she was eagerly anticipating popping her Little Ashes cherry by watching the film at last.


Lemons & cherries, a potentially bitter sweet combination ;o)

But not for Mama Cougar on this occasion!  She left us a comment the following day to let us know how it was for her:

I watched Rob touch himself on Little Ashes yesterday.

It was.....well....frankly....nothing short of awe inspiring. I should have trained the video cam on my face during that scene, because I'm sure I'll never, ever be able to make that expression again. There's just something about the "first time" you see the object of your lust rub one out. I never knew true glory until that moment.

I think I had a heartgasm.


I promised that I would watch it that night, but as usual time ran away and I never got the chance, so when she announced on Twitter last night that she was watching it again I asked her for a time check on the chicken choking scene.  Purely for bloggy research purposes you understand, it's important to have a, uh, handle on what your readers are up to, right?

I also went one step further, just for you ho's.  I made some screen caps.

So here, for your viewing pleasure is Robador in action.  Enjoy!


 


 

















Woooo!  Fantastic acting I think you'll all agree, give the boy a big hand.....oh.  Looks like he already did that!

And I was giggling to myself as I looked at these pics, wondering why I hadn't saved them with a number each as I tried to decided what order they should be in like one of those childrens puzzles.

I have never hoped so fervently in my life that Rob or anyone associated with him never ever comes across this blog!  I know, I said 'comes', I typed it without thinking but had to keep it in.  It's all about relevance, you know?!

Ok, so who's going to admit to licking & saving these?

38 comments:

Becky said...

ooohh awesome pics *squirms excitedly*, I think I too need to watch that film! I feel left out, lol.

'Buff the Weasel' - rofl, how perfect is that!

Becky said...

ooh I was first. Yay!

itsjustme1217 said...

*raises hand* I admit it

Stan said...

PMSL! *applauds honesty*

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

If you mean licking the screen and sticking my hands down my knickers then fuck yeah I did.

RL intrudes will be back later when Stan teaches me to drive a blog. Hope its an automatic.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

AAAAHHHH!!! STan!!!! I am crying over here. Crying from kaughing so hard. The screen caps...oh gawd. Good work, my friend. Thank you for taking one for the team. Now I'm going to scroll back up and admire your editing skills.

Stan said...

You're welcome Mrs.P, it was a *ahem* hard task, but I grasped it with both hands and I think we are all enjoying the results. Have to admit to feeling rather dirty and degraded afterwards. Not complaining though, I quite like that feeling ;o)

Dangrdafne said...

Wondered if you meant did we 'like' the pics or 'lick' the pics in your last question. I liked, didn't lick ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

That's right Stan...take the 'bull by the horns', as they say. Don't be ashamed of your task, think of the guy behind the camera shooting this scene..or the person who wrote it...or maybe the designer who put him in a cranberry jacket; they have issues to deal with as well.

Stan said...

@Dangrdafne, no, I meant click and save but 'accidentally' forgot the c ;o)

@Mrs.P, thanks for the words of encouragement

Stoney said...

Wow...I don't know whether to be disturbed or turned on. It's a toss up.

@Mrs. P - I second the cranberry jacket...WTF?

Becky said...

@Nibbles Rofl!
"If you mean licking the screen and sticking my hands down my knickers then fuck yeah I did."

I cannot wait for you blog, lol!

Mama Cougar said...

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'm barely awake, sitting here in my redonkulously UGLY "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" bathrobe, and I come across this fuckery and now I feel all dirty and seedy.

But, not for the reasons you might think.

It's not the screeencaps or the unicorn rubbing. It's the fact that I wasn't properly dressed (or undressed) for the glorious occasion of seeing the Pretty's O face frozen in time.

So now, I'm going upstairs to shower and put my best black silk shirt and dark jeans on. And then, I'll be back. Because picture number
11 just WRECKS me, but I am compelled to at least look presentable when it does!

Mama Cougar
The Cougar's Den

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I don't feel dirty at all, I wanna rip his fake stache off and rub him all over me, then maybe I'll feel dirty LOL, hmmm no maybe if I lick him rather than the screen I'll feel dirty....maybe if I just no that wouldn't work either...what is it with guys and cum faces. I'm sure I don't look that much in pain..if I do look like I'm in pain then maybe that's why Phys Ed was blushing while he was manipulating my um back. Haha, oh boy, wonder if I'll have to go see him after my op. Think I better ask for some physio.... Test my mojo out on him again. THAT was so much fun...I'm diabolical...

17foreverlisa said...

LMFAO!! Brilliant post, Stan. I owned up to Mary...oops, we have two Marys...Mama Cougar after she posted about watching the movie that I had already watched that scene on YouTube a few *coughfiftycough* times.

@Mama Cougar - Having watched a lot of your personal YouTube videos (not of you rubbing one out, of course; there isn't one, right?), I can picture you in your robe, though. LOL!

@Stan - Remember the whole circumcision discussion? Well I stumbled across a manip - a VERY naughty manip - of Rob that you may be interested in. Let me know if you want me to email you the pic and/or the link.

Lisa

Stan said...

Of course I don't want you to send me such pictures Lisa, what kind of a girl do you take me for??!!!

Oh, go on then...

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

Oh Sweet... The DVD is coming today!!! I will have to wait for the kids to leave or sleep or something, but I’m watching this movie, this weekend, if it’s the last thing I do.

BTW, thank you for posting those pics.... I had an internal stomach spasm just from looking at them, and possibly a little tingle in my nethers..

17foreverlisa said...

Stan - Just sent it to you :)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

me, me, me, where's the manip, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee....

gimmee, gimmee, gimmee

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

gimmee, gimmee, gimmee
gimmee,
gimmee, gimmee
please gimmee pulease, pretty please

gimmee, gimmee, gimmeeeeeeeeeee

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

gimmee?

Stan said...

Oh God, must be time for her medication....

;o)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

gimmee, gimmee, gimmee. Can I plz haz manip?

Stan said...

I forwarded it, now calm down ho!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I think I've got it sorted Stan hehehe, I will try knock summat together shortly! Well tomorrow for maybe monday lol oh and one more thing............gimmee, gimmee, GIMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Please :)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

ok, I'll go look..........

Stan said...

If this is how you are waiting in the hairdressers you're right, I would be shouting at you as well as the kids LOL!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

OMFGG-WTF, up fucking periscope or what. Bwahahaha, I've got a heat seeking missile ladies and its headed your way. I kept expecting it to swivel its one eye round to me and wink. Oh man for the love of all thats Rob *wipes eye* I'm never gonna look at that boy the same way...and I look at him from all fucking angles. Right goota go look at THAT again hehehe, hubs back shortly, text you tomorrow Stanley hehehehehe, oh my gimmee, gimmee, gimmee

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbles - Sorry!! I wasn't ignoring you. My sister-in-law came by with my nieces to play with the dog I'm watching for the weekend. She's a half sister to my dog and their dog (they all share the same mother) and they hadn't seen her for awhile.

Thank God I'd closed down the sites before they wandered in here and got on my computer! I'm not used to having kids around and my hubtard is gone ice fishing.

Like I told Stan, I thought the picture was appropriate given all of the comments about size and shape, circumcision, etc. LOL!!

Stan said...

Sorry Lisa, can't talk now, I'm just off to www.quileutewolfpack.com and FFFW Team Jacob for a fix.

Muahahaaa!

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - I am NOT clicking on that link :P

Mama Cougar said...

#1 - Why the fuck has no one offered to email me the naughty manip? ***coughMsHubb2@aol.comcough***

#2 - Totally just posted a vid of my reaction to the unicorn rub. I look fucking redonkulous! Still, I'm nothing if not shameless and you girls deserve to know the depth of my insanity before you invest in any further relations with the Cougar. Just sayin'.

Mama's Little Ashes Reaction on You Tube

MC

17foreverlisa said...

@Mama Cougar - Watched the video! I LMFAO when you commented about the Big O moment and Bella (MC's dog) chimed in. Perfect timing!! Mwah!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Yeah....it's like 12 hours later and I'm back becaue maybe i have this post bookmarked and maybe I can't stop looking at it.

Becky said...

oohh naughty manip. can I have it too pretty please?

17foreverlisa said...

@Becky - From the waist up, it's a flawless manip. From the waist down? Not so much. LOL!

@All - Okay, I'm just going to go ahead and post the link here. The funniest part about the whole thing is that the image came up in a Google search of "image robert pattinson laughing" while I was working on a blog post. The caption below it said fanfiction.net, a site I've never heard of before ;) Then, because it was just there to tease me, I had to track down the original source. Like I told Stan, I will no longer be able to run for public office with all of the Robporn that's found it's way on to my computer.

Make sure no kids are around when you launch this, please! You have to scroll down a bit to see it. Click here.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

That is actually the best scene in the movie. It's so gut wrenching, but that's not why I love it. It's because I'm an exhibitionist, and this is one fantasy of mine. Not to have the Precious whack off while I'm having sex with someone else, but... well, you get the picture.

Hm, maybe I should stop being so candid in these comments, cause sooner or later you're all bound to be freaked out by the extent of sexual deviancy that plagues my fantasies.

Becky said...

@17foreverlisa

OMFG, I havent laughed so much in ages!! I'm quite sure that Rob's perfect sparkly peen does not look like that, rofl!

Nibbles post is even funnier after seeing it for myself!