Way, way back in time, or 3 weeks ago if you want to be picky, TigerlilyRose did the last FFF and chose Jelena as the winner, so, here's Jelena's questions for this week. Don't forget, whoever Jelena picks as the winner chooses next week's questions :o). So, over to Jelena...
Here are my questions for you girls for FFF.
1. What's your favourite flower?
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D
Note from Stan: What, like same sex kissing? A bit like this...
Or this...
You can thank @Trumarine for this one ladies ;o)
or this...
4. You're on your way to a really important job interview that could possibly land you your dream job. You're walking down the street when you run into a bunch of girls who tell you that they're going to Jackson Rathbone's party and invite you to come along. Do you go, because there's a chance you might see Rob and other Twilight cast, or is your dream job more important, and you decline?
Well, Jackson has forehead veins too! Who knew?
5. Does your family threaten you with interventions because of the amount of time you spend online?
That's it. Have a good weekend ho's.
Mwah.
Jelena
Thanks to Jelena for taking the time to do the questions for us, I hope everything is ok Jelena xx
A couple of other things, if you want a bit of a lemony break today, then check out ASpicy One Shot written by @TwilightMom127 on Twitter.
And finally, KLutz was looking so good at the People's Choice Awards, we can't not give him the credit he deserves:
BTW, I'm cropped out of this pic too, look how KLutz is rubbing his hands in anticipation ;o)
*Sigh*, Jelena, come back soon, we need to get Operation KLone back on track!
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I will be back in full throttle on Monday. In the meantime, my friend sent me a photo of Dick from over when he was visiting during the holidays, and I must say, ladies, Bonnie Hunt did grave injustice to Dick. I now change my answer to "I would most abso-fucking-lutely shag Dick", especially if there was a possibility to get a glimpse of naked KLutz.
I will give my answers to FFF later. I don't want to influence anyone.
WooooooooHoooooooo!! Roll on Monday. Oh, and you will be sharing this pic, right?
Ok, here's my answers:
1. What's your favourite flower?
I love the smell of freesias so would probably say them :o)
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Aah, easing us in gently with the first question weren't you? I see we're moving quickly from flower to de-flower, very cunning ;o)
I was 17, drunk and it was on some children's play equipment in a public park on a cold night in October.
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D
Nope, I've never kissed a girl, although I have had a sore chin more than once from kissing men so it probably would have been more sensible. Oh, and I'd happily put up with a scabby chin for a Rob snog. That's a point, has anyone had a close look at KStew's chin? If she's shagging tramp boy she's reall probably suffering for it.
4. You're on your way to a really important job interview that could possibly land you your dream job. You're walking down the street when you run into a bunch of girls who tell you that they're going to Jackson Rathbone's party and invite you to come along. Do you go, because there's a chance you might see Rob and other Twilight cast, or is your dream job more important, and you decline?
Hmm, this is a tough one. I've never made any secret iof the fact that I'd hate to meet Rob in real life, however, I am undeniably a nosy cow and would def like a look at what was going on. Ooh, dream job though. I guess I'd have to be sensible and go for the interview but ask the girls...No, the party is once in a lifetime, right? Ok, I'd go to the party and....ARGH! Jelena, what kind of fucked up question is this???!! I pass.
5. Does your family threaten you with interventions because of the amount of time you spend online?
Intervention? No. Divorce? Yes.
Good Q's!! (Oh, apart from No.4, that was plain evil ;o) )
Ok, here goes...
1. I love flowers, but if I had to pick just one, probably be yellow Spider Chrysanthemums.
2. Christ, seems seems so long ago, I can hardly remember, I feel old! Oh, I was 18. Left home for college, there were 3 girls and 37 lads on my course and we all lived in one bulding, it was inevitable!
3. Nope, never made out with a girl. Always quite fancied giving it a go though, not sure I would have the balls, so to speak.
4. mmm dream job... is there such a thing? I would be at the party, for a bit ( you know which bit) of Mr Rathbone if nothing else. Throw in a possible sighting of Rob and there really is no choice.
5. Yes, my 3yr old tries to lie across the keyboard saying "get off computer". I am a bad mother.. sigh...
My hubby has threatened to hide my laptop, or throw it away! The only time he doesn't mind is if I am reading twi-porn. nuff said, "cough".
There, thats mine done!
1. What's your favourite flower?
Lillies and Roses
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15, and it hurt like a bitch!
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D
Nope, I was too hungry for the peen! I have since regretted never trying a bit of boobige though
4. You're on your way to a really important job interview that could possibly land you your dream job. You're walking down the street when you run into a bunch of girls who tell you that they're going to Jackson Rathbone's party and invite you to come along. Do you go, because there's a chance you might see Rob and other Twilight cast, or is your dream job more important, and you decline?
In my Twitarded mind my dream job would be a Robs sex slave so no need to worry about meeting everyone at a party. Of course in my Twitarded mind I'm also incredibly fucking sexy and irresistable to Rob
5. Does your family threaten you with interventions because of the amount of time you spend online?
Nah, i'm pretty organises so everything gets done
Good Q's Jelly :)
Oh fuck I'm gonna drop myself in it with these questions cheers to the Jelly Baby for this lol
Ok-favourite flowers are tiger lilys pref pink ones.
Deflower-I was 16 years and 3 months old and it was with my best friend whom I've known forever called Phil. I picked him and he has been in my thrall ever since, well whenever we were single we hooked up. I still speak to him, we're still good friends and I think we always will be. He was my best mate growing up as a kid and he always tried to protect me from well anything really.
I kissed a girl and I liked it...yeah I did, i made out, it was fun but I felt kinda guilty and besides I'm like Mary and prefer the peen, stickly dickly ladies. I was only a teenager!!
Seeing as my dream job is to be Rob, Jakspers, Klutz & the Docs lip tasters then I'm there baby I'm at that partay shaking me thrupenny's all over!!!!! Fuck yeah!
My son's regularly whine at me to get off the computer and how I'm not fair and I'm a saddo, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, it's all water offa Rob's and mine back, oooo bath scene hmmmm
Otherwise I don't really go on any blog sites if the hubster is home cos he doesn't understand my twi addiction, as he says to me, "you have me, why do you need strange women to talk to" Cos these strange women get the fact I wanna hump Rob er and Jaksper, Klutz and the Doc, sigh, Imma twi-ho!
So there, you have it from flowers to deflowers to lady flowers and more. Back to work, waiting for an engineer to come out and look at my cables...Wonder if he looks like Edward, hmmm Techward, one man's struggle to service Nibbles server without getting served himself. Its futile Techward, fucking give in to it, I'll sort your cables out heh heh
@Nibbles I knew your answer would be yes to Qu.3, lol!
PMSL Becky!
1) Favorite Flower: RED roses
2)Virginity Loss: I was 18, in a Dodge Caravan, across the street from my house. (I know...trashy as hell); BUT I did play "just the tip" for quite a few years before that.
3)Kiss a Girl:NOPE, but I have kissed quite a few boys that turned out to be bitches.
4)I would totally go to Jackson's party, because once I landed his ass, I would NEVER have to work again!!!!
5) My family wants to kick my ass for being online so much, but I'm tiny and wierdly strong, so they wouldn't dare.
WE love you Jelena!!!!
@Nibbles and Mary...you are ladies after my own heart with the lilies and roses talk...even Rose colored tiger lilies *see avi*
1. All Lilies and All Roses
2. 17, to my first husband when we were dating. Though I made up for that when I got divorced. (can you say slut?)
3. I kissed a girl and I liked it. Several actually, but that is a story for a different week!
4. My dream job is a writer from home...so it would not deter me one bit. I would DEFINITELY go to the party! With my kick ass boots and mini skirt with a bare kitty, for easy access! I would consider it research and write about my sexual experience with the cast of Twilight!
5. My family has no clue how much time I spend online with you ladies. and I prefer it stays that way. My eldest daughter might have a clue, but I hold the reins on her social life so she won't rat me out quite yet...LOL
Great questions, Jelena! You are a girl after my own heart.
TLR
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Well WTF happened to my comment...have to retype it
Addition to #2--on a blanket by beside the local "lake" (and I use the term loosely, more like a big pond) ahhhh...young AND stupid! Doesn't get any better than that!
@ Nibbles...PMSL laughing at Techward. I can just see him trying to resist your charms, and failing, Miserably. You are the ultimate cougar!
1. I love all flowers (almost typed in followers, heh), and my favorite is the California Poppy.
2. I was 15, with my first boyfriend, and just wanted to get it over with. Cried for days afterward, afraid I was going to be pregnant from the one-shot. Didn't get pregnant (whew!) and was much more careful in the future. Well, that was until my first son was conceived many years later, and there was Tequila involved. Some people never learn!
3. Nothing heavier with the girls than the benign 'hi how are ya hug and a kiss', although I have been propositioned many times. I guess I didn't have enough Tequila around to inspire me to go for it.
4. This question sucks! It puts me in such a quandry of being responsible and living in the moment. I would probably go to the interview in anticipation of long-term fulfillment, but then tell the interviewer that I just received a text regarding some family emergency, walk out in the middle, change out of business suit and into lace unitard then head off to the party. I would have the time of my life, and not regret a moment.
5. Intervention, wha? The family has no idea how much time is actually spent online. Neither do I, and I intend to keep it that way. What I don't know won't hurt me.
ok, here are my answers
1. My favourite flower is magnolia.
2. I was 16 when I lost my virginity, to the boyfriend I said Rob looks like in some of the pictures. It was surprisingly pleasant, and I couldn't wait to do it again.
3. Made out with lots of girls, and always enjoyed it very much. I hope to kiss more girls in the future too. How lucky is my husband, eh, wink, wink? :D
4. I would ask the girls to give me the address and announce at Jackson's gate that there will be another addition to their party arriving later, and then head on to the interview all glowing.
5. Just as I was writing these questions my father, brother, mother and husband all started yelling at me, threatening me with interventions, calling me an addict. So thus, the question.
Love all your answers, especially TL, who not only has bisexual tendencies, but also has the same dream job as me. So perhaps I should reconsider my answer to that one, lol.
Can't wait to come back to you ho's.
Shit - I posted some awesome comments that disappeared before they could post. Take my word for it. I'll try to re-create before lunch break is over.
1. Flower - Daffodil
2. Deflower - 18 in collge. I was a quiet nerdy wallflower in high school. All hell broke loose when I went away to college. Even my dad said "I'm glad you are learning so much, but can't you attend classes too?"
3. Girls - Not yet, but I would be willing to change my mind for a three way with Kellan and Ashley. Who do I contact to arrange that??
4. Job or Party - No brainer, go to the party. I've never been career motivated. My job is just a way to pay for my love, lust & lifestyle (not necessarily in that order).
5. Intervention - Again, not yet. Most of my internet time is spent quietly on my laptop while Mr TM and boys watch Rambo, James Bond, wrestling, NASCAR, etc. This works for everyone. They get their favorite double team of Death & Mayhem while I get my "girl time". Just don't tell Mr TM that I have a blog or am in lust with Rob & Kellan. He doesn't even know who they are. tee hee
Can't wait to go back and read everyone's answers. Here goes nothing (or everything!).
1. What’s your favourite flower?
Is a Hot Pocket a flower? No? Damn. Then I guess I’ll have to go with a lilac.
According to Bella on page 388 of Breaking Dawn, Edward has an “almost-honey-lilac-and-sun-flavored scent.”
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Really, Jelena? Really?!! Fine. It may or may not have been the same age as the semi-autobiographical movie Nikki Reed made with Catherine Hardwick. *cringes* Let me add a disclaimer to this by saying I married my first f*ck, and he will be my last. Unless, of course, I wake up in a parallel universe where I have my old cheerleader body back. Then I would risk my life to climb the stairs to Nibbles’ attic, rescue Rob, and spend the rest of my days letting him figure out how to repay me.
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D
No, and the thought of doing it does nothing for me. If looking at all those pictures of Mrs. P in her kick-ass boots doesn’t do it for me, then I doubt it ever will. I don’t know what it says about me, though, that the pictures posted above of the guy-on-guy action does do something for me (she said that). *blushing*
4. You’re on your way to a really important job interview that could possibly land you your dream job. You’re walking down the street when you run into a bunch of girls who tell you that they’re going to Jackson Rathbone’s party and invite you to come along. Do you go, because there’s a chance you might see Rob and other Twilight cast, or is your dream job more important, and you decline?
No brainer. I take the dream job as Rob’s personal assisant! *wink, wink*
5. Does your family threaten you with interventions because of the amount of time you spend online?
Let’s see. My husband’s 13-year-old niece who has posters of Edward on her bedroom wall, went to the midnight sale of the Twilight DVD at Borders, etc., etc., told me after I beat her in the Twilight Scene It DVD game that she was going to use whatever money she got for Christmas to get me some help. My mom pulled the guilt card out and told me she was very disappointed in the direction my blog had taken and that I should think about finding a differen hobby. My sister tells me almost weekly that I seriously need to get a life and that she has a Good Book she wants me to read. So the answer would be a big, fat YES :(
Lisa
P.S.: Can't wait until you can come back out and play, Jelena!
PMSL @Lisa--you crack me up...Rescuing Rob out of Nibbles attic might be a toughy we have that thing locked up pretty secure. But, hey, if you can get through Nibbles and I, power to ya! LOL
I think dt coke came out my nose at Hot Pocket flowers...I love the fact the kissing guy pix do something for you...it gives me hope...LOL
FTR--I married my first too, but eventually divorced him as he was a worthless, controlling, adulterer who needed to grow up. He is a little less worthless and controlling now, I have no idea if he is an adulterer anymore, guessing yes, and he still hasn't really grown up.
@Jelena--I love you too, for your bi tendencies and love of writing, if I could reach you I would give you a big fat kiss just for the hell of it! Our hubs probably don't even know how lucky they really are. looking forward to your return to our little world!
I have never joined in on these question and answer thingies but I guess there is no better time than now to start.
1. Flower: Roses
2. Age: I was 29, not a typo, really I was 29 and I married him and I am still with him - 10 year anniversary in February. I always knew I would wait until I met the one I would marry. But I must admit if I were single again, I would probably be a bit more active ;) I would definitely seek out some past loves.
3. Never made out with a girl, I am sure that is sooo shocking after reading my answer to #2 ;)
4. Hmmmm very torn on this one, I like the whole go later after the interview but if that is not an option I would probably be an idiot and go to the interview and kick myself for years after (like I do about a lot of things in my RL).
5. No interventions. Hubby spends even more time than I do on his computer doing whatever it is he is doing...twitter, Facebook, work, reading, etc. Dangrmomma doesn't comment when I am with her, she is just happy that I am happy. DangrSister is the only other one that knows about my obsession but she hasn't seen it as she is in California (I am in Pennsylvania) so I am safe there.
Man I sound extremely boring after re-reading my answers
After working out at the gym to relieve some stress, I realized that my reaction to #4 sounded harsh. It doesn't suck, it just hit a nerve. I am trying to get my dream job off the ground now that the kids are older, and not getting any support from Mr. AM. Also, I'm not in the party circle anymore and that can be frustrating. I humbly apologize.
Here are my top two responses from each commentor so far (you want to know, right?):
Stan:
I was 17, drunk and it was on some children’s play equipment in a public park on a cold night in October. (Oh my!)
If she’s shagging tramp boy she’s really probably suffering for it.
Becky:
Nope, never made out with a girl. Always quite fancied giving it a go though, not sure I would have the balls, so to speak.
Yes, my 3yr old tries to lie across the keyboard saying “get off computer”. I am a bad mother.. sigh...
Mary:
15, and it hurt like a bitch!
Nope, I was too hungry for the peen! I have since regretted never trying a bit of boobige though.
Nibbles:
I was 16 years and 3 months old... (Holy hell, I’m a bigger Twi-ho than Nibbles? Gah!!!!!)
“you have me, why do you need strange women to talk to” Cos these strange women get the fact I wanna hump Rober and Jaksper, Klutz and the Doc, sigh, Imma twi-ho!
Mrs. P:
BUT I did play “just the tip” for quite a few years before that.
NOPE, but I have kissed quite a few boys that turned out to be bitches.
TigerlilyRose:
I kissed a girl and I liked it. Several actually, but that is a story for a different week! (What week? *reaches for calendar*)
I would DEFINITELY go to the party! With my kick ass boots and mini skirt with a bare kitty, for easy access! (You have kick ass boots, too? Does Mrs. P know about this?)
Z Any Mouse:
Cried for days afterward, afraid I was going to be pregnant from the one-shot. (I’m afraid I’m going to get pregnant after reading so many ff one-shots, too, and I don’t even have the plumbing for it any more. Just sayin’.)
...although I have been propositioned many times. I guess I didn’t have enough Tequila around to inspire me to go for it. (Twilove1 and F-Kat? LOL!)
Jelena:
I was 16 when I lost my virginity, to the boyfriend I said Rob looks like in some of the pictures. (Nothing like setting the bar high.)
Made out with lots of girls, and always enjoyed it very much. I hope to kiss more girls in the future too. (Oops. Looks like you set that bar too high, so you had to look elsewhere for satisfaction. Lots of girls answering your questions have regrets, so I think something can be arranged.)
TwitardedMom:
All hell broke loose when I went away to college. Even my dad said “I’m glad you are learning so much, but can’t you attend classes too?” (LMFAO!)
No brainer, go to the party. I’ve never been career motivated. My job is just a way to pay for my love, lust & lifestyle (not necessarily in that order).
Dangrdafne:
I have never joined in on these question and answer thingies but I guess there is no better time than now to start. (This isn't an answer so it doesn't count toward my top two. I just love it that you decided to play along.)
I was 29, not a typo, really I was 29 and I married him and I am still with him - 10 year anniversary in February. I always knew I would wait until I met the one I would marry. (Awwwwww!)
Never made out with a girl, I am sure that is sooo shocking after reading my answer to #2 ;) (Now that’s funny!)
Happy Friday Twi-hos!!!
1. What's your favourite flower?
Stargazer Lilies and Orchids.
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
wow lets just skip the foreplay. sheesh. okay, 19 in a bed with my boyfriend (now husband) who was 25.
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D
Umm yes, many. But alcohol was always involved. And yes I always liked it, because all my friends are hot...not gonna lie. =)
4. You're on your way to a really important job interview that could possibly land you your dream job. You're walking down the street when you run into a bunch of girls who tell you that they're going to Jackson Rathbone's party and invite you to come along. Do you go, because there's a chance you might see Rob and other Twilight cast, or is your dream job more important, and you decline?
Two words: Fuck Work.
5. Does your family threaten you with interventions because of the amount of time you spend online?
That would be a big ol' yes. not a day goes by where my husband doesnt threaten divorce because of my laptop love affair.
@Lisa...I DO have kick ass boots, however, Mrs P has the body that goes with them these days...LOL..Working on that though. Your summary of the top two is great!
@All we are a whole bunch of funny bitches...we need to have a great big weekend convention...CC? Are you getting this? I will be there with bells on...not saying where I am wearing them, but they will be on!
Wow! I loved all the answers. Thank you girls for entertaining me. It's a tough call, deciding who's the winner.
I wanted to pick:
- Stan for making the connection between flowers and deflowering.
- Becky for having a child jumping the keyboard for some attention
- Nebilet... well, just for being Nebilet
- Mrs. P. for making that "some boys I kissed turned out to be bitches" comment
- Z Any Mouse for successfully concealing her online addiction both from herself and her family
- TwitardedMom for wanting to have a threesome with Kellan and Ashley - my ultimate fantasy :D
- Dangrdafne for sticking to her values and beliefs, and actually being able to wait until she was 29 to pop her cherry
- KG for having hot friends. Can I borrow them? :D
(Mary and TL obviously I couldn't pick because they already posted FFF)
I must say though, that I'm disappointed TwiWeasel couldn't make it to FFF.
Anyway, I choose Lisa not only because she puts up with more "get off the computer" crap than I do, but because she so nicely summarized, and chose The Best Of this week's FFF. So give it up for miss Lisa@17Forever. Yaaaay!
I’m here…just late as usual! *groan* When is life going to get back to “normal?” This fucking snow/Christmas break has really killed my computer time, as well as work being a massive bitch! Oh, and a little bit of question 5…
Anyhoo…on to the questions:
1. Fave flower? I’m really not a flowery person, but I really do like yellow roses. My grandpa used to grow them. Awwwww…
2. Deflowered? I was 16, he was 18, in his truck on some back road. Mr. TW could tell you exactly where we were. Yes, it was my husband (well, not at the time) and yes, that means I’ve only ever been with one person. The thing that I find truly awesome about that is that HE’S only been with ME, too.
3. Never made out with a girl, but I’ve fantasized about it. I don’t think I’m brave enough to put my face in it though.
4. Sorry, girls. Please don’t hate me…I’d go for the job. *shields face*
5. Does my family threaten intervention? Hmmmm…not anymore.
OK, girls. There are my answers. Sorry I’m so late. *rolls eyes* I’m always late in real life, too.
Crap on a cracker, blogger locked me out! Grrrr....good thing I typed my reply in word and copy/pasted it in here!!
@ Stan & Mary, if you get the password request thingy from blogger, just ignore it. It was me...
Good morning all you Twi-hos!
@TwiWeasel - Do you really think any of us will get back to "normal" after this journey through the land of Robsanity? I don't think so. I'm sorry you didn't get your answers posted before Jelena voted! But I will pick my two favorite responses or yours (since that's what ultimately won me the coveted prize, I see).
Fave flower? I’m really not a flowery person, but I really do like yellow roses. My grandpa used to grow them. Awwwww. (Awwwww is right, and I'm not a flowery person either, which explains my answer to this question.)
I was 16, he was 18, in his truck on some back road. (Our ages were different, but the location? Not so much. I think you and I would get along famously in RL.)
@Jelena - First of all, how are you? How is your grandma?! Second of all, thanks for picking me to do the next round of FFF! I will try and come up with some worthy questions for this crazy group. Now where did I put my acceptance speech...
@Lisa - my grandma is unchanged. She's at the hospital, where she will remain for three weeks, if she survives. Yes, I am very realistic about this whole situation, and I really would rather she died than to see her like this. I went to visit her yesterday, and the look in her eyes broke my heart. I know she understands everything, but her brain is damaged in such a place that most of the time she speaks gibberish.
You deserve the victory; you put so much work into your The Best Of.
@TwiWeasel - better late than never. But oh man, just one dude? Jeez ho's, there's so many of you one duders here. :D But yes, it's very cool that you're his only one too.
@Jelena - That's so sad, Jelena. I am sure she is ready and to have to suffer like that just isn't fair :(
I hope I didn't mislead anyone with my response about losing my virginity. He was the first and will be the last, but there were *ahem* a few in between. Just sayin'.
@Lisa - wha-at? Okay, this info, you must share, and no codded language allowed! :D
1. What's your favourite flower? hydrangeas
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 23 - did a lot of shopping first!
3. Did you ever make out with a girl, and like it? :D Ew. No thanks.
4. I'd go for the job. Sorry Rob and Kellan, I have to work but I can still lust after both of you whenever I want to!
5. Does my family threaten intervention? They just ignore me. Of course, now my siser has seen the RPattz calendar, poster, and wallpaper on my computer so maybe an intervention is being planned...
@Jelena - Thanks for the update, I've been wondering how she's doing. I'm sure she knows that you love her, and that is the most important thing.
Yay, 17foreverlisa won the next round of q's! I know she will not disappoint. Looking forward to it!!
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