OK, so I was going to wait till later this afternoon to post this, but seeing as I've been cockblocked at work, I'd better just do it now. Feel free to keep up the thread in the previous post for today, though.
Yesterday, I was rather forcefully reminded that I’m supposed to be a "fucking contributor" here…so here’s my fucking contribution.
I strongly urge you to read Crush’n’Push by dariachenowith.
The grammer is a little rough (German is the author’s primary language) and the story really could use a good beta-ing…but it’s still an awesome story.
It flows along with the Twilight Saga…somewhat. Bella is much more confident, and Edward is much less of an Emo Pansy. And the lemons…lots and lots of lemons…you know me, that’s like a prerequisite for my fan fic. Gah! Am I really that much of a horny bitch? Hmmm…guess so.
Anyhoo, I've only got one chapter left to read of this one, and then it's off to the sequel, It's The Little Things That Kill
Apparently in this story, Bella and Edward work for the Volturi as assassins! Squeeee! I will go ahead and recommend it as well, although I'm basing that solely on Crush'n'Push.
Well, Biatches...that's it. There's my fucking contribution. I hope you're happy. Now leave me alone while I go finish reading Crush'n'Push.
Oh, wait, one last thing...
BTW, I have no idea where this pic came from. If it's yours, let me know and I'll give you credit. Or better yet, just give yourself credit in the comments, cuz I'm a lazy bitch.