Yesterday, I was rather forcefully reminded that I’m supposed to be a "fucking contributor" here…so here’s my fucking contribution.
I strongly urge you to read Crush’n’Push by dariachenowith.
The grammer is a little rough (German is the author’s primary language) and the story really could use a good beta-ing…but it’s still an awesome story.
It flows along with the Twilight Saga…somewhat. Bella is much more confident, and Edward is much less of an Emo Pansy. And the lemons…lots and lots of lemons…you know me, that’s like a prerequisite for my fan fic. Gah! Am I really that much of a horny bitch? Hmmm…guess so.
Anyhoo, I've only got one chapter left to read of this one, and then it's off to the sequel, It's The Little Things That Kill
Apparently in this story, Bella and Edward work for the Volturi as assassins! Squeeee! I will go ahead and recommend it as well, although I'm basing that solely on Crush'n'Push.
Well, Biatches...that's it. There's my fucking contribution. I hope you're happy. Now leave me alone while I go finish reading Crush'n'Push.
Oh, wait, one last thing...
BTW, I have no idea where this pic came from. If it's yours, let me know and I'll give you credit. Or better yet, just give yourself credit in the comments, cuz I'm a lazy bitch.
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Thanks for the story recc's and the pic is mine. Always makes me giggle when I see it.
Hmmm, I think that was when I let him out of the attic for a press conference that his doppelganger couldn't do. I'm sure he's um just finished eating (ahem) LMFAO-OOOOO I wish.
Been to hospital today :(((( I was hoping for "the usual" which is an injection in base of spine that lasts about 12m or so but nooooo cos I've had 3, the Consultant wants to admit me, inject the base of my spine and manipulate it under general anaesthetic because and I quote "it's very painful".Soooooooooooooooooooo NOT looking forward to this one. At least I will eventually be out of pain and then hopefully will get some sleep cos a 1000mg of co-dydramol ain't doing fuck all. Sorry to unload ladies but I got a bit tearful after the examination and am in agony now. Need a hug and a shoulder to have a wee weep on...sorry x
On a plus I got to watch New Moon all the way through without any interruptions as kids were at grandparents :))))) Don't care about the Tay Tay, Robert is one fucking sexy mofo
Apparently I'm un-cockblocked now...
@ Itsjustme - I love that pic, and have no idea where I picked it up, but thanks!
@ Nibbleit - So sorry!! (((BIG HUGS))) *offers shoulder*
Just checked my email and have received the following message that Tigerlilyrose sent me from her phone. I'd wondered where she was...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY COMPUTER DIED THIS MORNING FROM A HORRIBLE VIRUS! LET EVERYONE KNOW I AM NOT ANTI SOCIAL, THOUGH I AM SUICIDAL W/O IT! I KID I KID! LOVE YA, OUTTA COMMISSION ONLINE THOUGH FOR A WHILE, DAMN
Awww poor TLR, tell her I'll keep the boys warm in the attic for her bwahahaha, it was here shift tonight but looks like I'm pulling a double, unless you wanna take up the slack Wease ole buddy hehe.
Thanks for hug, looking a Rob has made me feel bit better lol, going for bath shortly to soak back. God I hope they make a wonder drug or new spine or something when I'm older, I am dreading what the ghost of Christmases to come may bring. Try not to think about it too much but sometimes i do worry how I'll be :(
Ugh just read first chap of huff & puff or was it crush and push, whatever and noooooooowww thats another fanfic I gotta read Wease, so many FF's, so little time, I have too many on the go. Gah! Whats this sreamers anyway lol
Thanks for the rec. Glad to see a post from you, too.
I will read those but only after I catch up with everyone else's, Stan's, Mrs.P.'s and HG's. Also, since I finally finished editing that video for Mrs.P.'s contest, I can finally go back to writing my own fic. If you want to see the video, it's here (hope this is not breaking any of Mrs.P.'s rules, but she never said this was a secret fucking contest).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSk7ZP-34U
@ Nibbleit - Gotta say, it's kinda weird for you to be showing weakness...but it lets me know that you're still human! LOL @ huff & puff...it's Crush'n'Push, and it's pretty awesome, isn't it? I invited the author to come over for a little chat...we'll see I guess. I haven't started on the Screamers yet...Becky recommended it.
Shit, Nibbles, I just read your comment. I saw on FB today that you were going to get that shot. I can't imagine what it must be like, but I know I hate hospitals, and I totally sympathize with you.
Hugs.
@TwiWeasel & @Nibbles yes go read The Screamers, it is full of lemony goodness!
Sorry to hear about your back @Nibbles, that just sucks. Hopefully the docs will give you some much needed relief *cough*, from your pain that is. :)
Aww, sorry about your back Nibbles. I feel really bad now for not replying to your texts earlier, been out of commission pretty much all day though. Just back from my 9th hospital visit in 13 days. Been in pain all day but no bleeding so rang to see if it was normal and they said to go in. Was waiting three hours to be seen and surprise surprise, same as before, just a result of the pills on Saturday, although I'm thinking of having hypochondriac tattoo's on my head because that's what I'm feeling like!
Thanks for the post TwiWeasel, send my love back to TLR, we'll miss her!
@Stan - OMG, that's horrific!
Nooooooooo Stan don't worry about it, I figured you were either busy or something so no worries.
@Jelly -not had shot yet :( Wish it was just shot but they wanna try something else, if it works great, if not-then I dunno, apparently they can remove your coccyx so maybe that's the next step then...
@Wease-I was saying to Stan in RL people have commented they are surprised I'm scared; not a lot does scare me, I suck it up and get on with it but general anaesthetic does. I don't like not having control and being knocked out freaks me out. I worry I won't wake up that I'll never see my kids again. That's my biggest fear. I know I'll be ok, honestly I do but its that nagging thought at the back of my head. Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh enough melancholy shit. I'm heading up the attic to play with the boys and my toys lmfao, anyone else coming up?
P.s-Thanks for all your kind thoughts btw, I'll let you know when I'm going in, dunno when it is yet
Awwww Nibbles so sorry to hear about your probs :( Hope you're feeling better soon xxx
@all Hi :) Hope you're all well xxx
pps OMG the word verif for the last post was FUDWA- like FUBAR but this is fucked up & depressed (but) with attitude - that's me!!! PMSL
Hi!
Sorry for being so late but between RL and FFn not sending me the PM notice until yesterday I got sidetracked!
Thanks for your awesome rec of my little story - yes, I know the grammar's rough, but I haven't had the time to find anyone help me clean it up yet! great that you liked it nevertheless!
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