Good morning Ho's! Well, doesn't time fly, even when nobody's stolen a day from you this week, it's Friday Fun Five time again. Last week Lisa chose Suzspetals as the winner, so here are her questions :o)
1 - Name one movie that you will stop what you're doing when it's on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you've seen it 100 times.)
2 - Before Rob's voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
3 - How many fan fics do you currently have 'in progress'?
4 - You've been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
5 - Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - are you Dom or sub? (If you don't know what this means I suggest you pop your cherry with a little tale called Master of the Universe.)
Good questions suzspetals! Everybody answer in the comments below, winner gets to come up with next weeks' questions.
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1) A film I will stop and watch whatever I'm doing? Elf with out a doubt I fucking love that film. The bit where he gets hit by the taxi and where his Dad opens the gift to someone special and the oooo thats sucky just cracks me up. Well the whole film does, love it, love it, love it!
2)Before Rob? Er was there a before Rob? I would have to say Cam cos he is the closest to the type I usually like I guess, I prefer dark hair to blondes though or bald, mmm nice on the thighs heh heh.
3)How many fanfics? Too fucking many! Oh ok I guess I'm reading right now er about 7 I think (counts) yeah 7 lol I'm not counting the one shots I read regularly though
4)What scene would I cut out? Er I usually like to see everything (whoo yeah!) but if I have to pick one then I guess where Eddie bites Bella's belly open, could go down the zombie movie route and look bloody stupid really or like a really bad zombie porno lmfao, I just thought of that, ohhh my mind hehe..
5)Dom or Sub? Hmmm I guess sub if I got to do what Bella does in MOTU but otherwise in RL when I did dabble in the old BDSM I was a switcher so I did both (grinz)depends on what was going on (oh boy I really need to write a fanfic can I base it on RL but lie and say its not pmsl)
Loving the FFF-right back to the grind, gotta pay to get my car repaired after some fucking moronic wanker with no bollocks scraped up it (again) this morning!
1. Definitely Room With a View. I luuuurve that movie - everything from the story, scenery, actors, just everything. No Rob in it, but it's British, so it must count for something.
2. Actually, everyone but Jackson is/was my type. :D
3. I'm writing one fic, and reading only two others, so there you have it.
4. This is a really hard question, because I've only read the saga once, so I can't really remember everything, but let's see. I would cut that scene where Jacob runs into is it Embry? Quil? can't fucking remember playing with his infant imprint on the beach. That was boooooring, and it might stink of pedophilia if on film. Also, I would be adamant that Edward never has that contorted, inaudibly screaming, freaked out face. I hated those moments in the book because they made this uber sexy vampire look like a fucking sissy.
5. Definitely sub.
1) Total toss up between Knocked Up and Grandmas Boy.
2)Ermm...probably Jackson Rathbone actually. He looks so much like my exboyfriend it is disturbing.
3)I have one completed...not posted yet b/c I'm a wuss. And one in the works.
4)I am with someone else and I would limit the bloody grand entrance of the Nessmiester.
5)Dom or Sub? Hmmm...Sub probably. For a while anyway until I got bored and then I would switch.
Thankies for the shout out Stan. I lurve you.
Spoke to my Mum on the phone earlier. I bought her a copy of Twilight for Christmas and she said to me this morning "I dare hardly tell you this, but I'm hooked on that Twilight." Me: (stifling snorts) "Oh, what bit are you up to?" Mum: "About the end of chapter 2." ROFL! Another victim! Don't expect to see her here though, she told me she'd rather start smoking again than get that far into it LOL!
Ok, here's my FFF answers:
1 - Name one movie that you will stop what you're doing when it's on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you've seen it 100 times.)
About a Boy. I love it and I love Hugh Grant in it (I would, in case you're wondering). AND as a bonus, it even had Twilight links now that Chris W has directed New Moon :o).
2 - Before Rob's voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
I think you're onto something with the voodoo you know, I used to tell Mary that he did nothing for me until I saw the film. Weird. Anyway, erm, maybe KLutz (sometimes I still would take him over Rob. Obv not Vanity Fair Rob, but def tramptastic Rob, tramptastic KStew can keep him ;o)).
3 - How many fan fics do you currently have 'in progress'?
Well, everything's sort of on hold at the mo and has been for the past 3 weeks. When I get back to normal though I'll be picking up the one I write, the one I have ideas for, 6 that I'm in the middle of, 3 on a written list to start. I've got 3 on my faves bar of my screen to read and (had never counted these up before!) another 21 in my faves menu that I haven't started. Oh, and Mrs.P's one too that I just found out she's started posting. *Sigh*, when will I ever find the time?!
4 - You've been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
That depends, if it's the same people in charge of Alice's vision in New Moon then it will be anything with Vamp Bella in it. Otherwise, nothing really jumps to mind straight away, you all know I've got my Jake & Nessie soft spot since writing about them.
5 - Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - are you Dom or sub? (If you don't know what this means I suggest you pop your cherry with a little tale called Master of the Universe.)
Actually, neither really appeals to me. I'm not good with pain and I really wouldn't want to hurt him. Perhaps I could seduce him with vanilla like Bella does in MOTU ;o)
Ooh, forgot, thanks Stoney, lurve you too! *snogs*
I made a mistake, I have no fan fics in progress, I misread it sorry, I'm reading shed loads though LOL. I still think if I get more time I may well write one but its all to do with time and my hubtard not thinking i'm mental...
That's ok Nibbles, I read it as meaning reading too :o)
1) I am completely guilty of watching Pride and Prejudice every time it is on TV. Seriously, its on a lot!!! I agree with Stoney though b/c every time Grandma's Boy is on I totally watch that too!!!!
2) Rob's never not had Voo Doo! I had a "Pedi-Crush" on him in The Goblet of Fire! As far as which actor was my type.....none of them if I am completely truthful with myself. I now love them all, but none of them fit into my original "type"!
3) I have a pretty glorious idea for a fic, but don't have the balls to write it just yet! I recently got a serious fire lit under my ass to complete editing on Stoney's. On a day to day basis I have at least 3 fics floating around on my navigation bar (currently 8 today), I have an obscene number on story alert, and I don't think I could even count how many I've actally read!!!
4) Hmmmmm....good question....it's hard because I don't really have a particular scene. It breaks my heart a bit to even think about it all not making it to film! BD is the last on then its over. They need to include it all! Ok, I guess I could do without all that angsty drama during the pregnancy. I remember reading it the first time and being like "Pop it out already would ya"
5)To dom or to sub....that is the question! I would definitely be a switch hitter! I would most likely always be sub, but it would be fun to play dom every now and then! MOTU Edward is so effing hot....I agree with Nebilet, if I could do that...gasp, I'd be a sub forever!!!
Thanks Stan.......your awesome!!!!!!!!
1) Love Actually
2)Jackson Rathbone, obviously
3)I have one up and running, and another in my brain. (Plus, I think #1 may need a sequel)
4)The entire Volturi scene at the end. The movie should end when Jake imprints, then they all live happily ever after.
5)Fucking SUB---big time. I would cry if I had to hurt Rob, but I would LOVE to have him hurt me.
1- Name one movie that you will stop what you're doing when it's on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you've seen it 100 times.)
ooh thats a tough one!! I guess it would be Terminator. I love Michael Biehn.
2 - Before Rob's voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
If I really have to choose one, which is a difficut thing, I guess it would be Jackson. I like them slender (but toned) and girlie looking!
3 How many fan fics do you currently have 'in progress'?
I am not writing any, but am reading 31! (OMFG didn't realise it was so many!! I am a fanfic whore!)
4. You've been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
Well without reading everyone else answers, it would have to be the whole J Jenks crap and Jacob's walk in the park.
5. Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - are you Dom or sub? (If you don't know what this means I suggest you pop your cherry with a little tale called Master of the Universe.)
I would def be a Dom, there is no way I would do everything I was told without question. I would on the other hand quite like to don a pair of kinky boots and other attire and give Rob a good going over!
Now I've read Mrs P's I want to change mine to Love Actually!!
Re: question 3 - I guess I wrote these too late to be clear. I meant how many are you currently reading, but I love seeing how many of you are writing fanfic as well. I actually wrote the first chapter of my debut effort last night.
Great answers so far. My, aren't we a diverse bunch of bitches?
1- Name one movie that you will stop what you're doing when it's on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you've seen it 100 times.)
I watch Twilight all the time, it's saved on the hard drives in the living room and the bedroom as well as having it on DVD and Blu Ray :) I love Miss Congeniality, so if that's on i'll watch it
2 - Before Rob's voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
None of them really. I've been in love with Wesley Snipes for many, many years so all this kinda freaked me out when I started lusting after Rob and Klutz!
3 How many fan fics do you currently have 'in progress'?
I think I have about 20 in my to read list
4. You've been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
I don't like the bit where jacob cruises around looking for a girl.....booooorrriiinng! and the imprinting on children thing creeps me out
5. Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - are you Dom or sub? (If you don't know what this means I suggest you pop your cherry with a little tale called Master of the Universe.)
Def a sub. That fucker could do whatever the hell he wanted to me *pant* I'm still horned up from watching season 2 of true Blood last week. Eric is one sexy fucking vamp!
xxx
@Mary - When did season 2 start!! Can't believe I have missed it :(
Good questions, Suz!! As usual, I'm posting my answers without reading everyone else's. Always look forward to seeing what you Twi-hos have to say.
1 - Name one movie that you will stop what you’re doing when it’s on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you’ve seen it 100 times.)
Love this question! I have a few like that, but my number one is “While You Were Sleeping.” I am a sucker for romantic comedies and this is when I first fell in love with Sandra Bullock (not that kind of love Jelena and TigerlilyRose - LOL!). It’s such a sweet story and the ensemble cast is perfect. Gah! Now I want to watch it again.
2 - Before Rob’s voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
One word: Fastlane. Recognize this guy? http://twitpic.com/z7pcm
3 - How many fan fics do you currently have ‘in progress’?
Well, I quickly discovered that I’m a one-shot junkie. I love the instant *ahem* gratification. I have biggie stories/authors favorited (Wide Awake and CW&IA, for example) that I haven’t even touched. I have about 10 recs favorited that I have at least read the first one or two chapters of that I liked enough to favorite but then let myself get distracted by the one-shots. Of those, I have three that I have every intention of finishing (*pointing at you, Stan, for one of those*). Then there are the three that I got in on the ground floor of and am able to keep up with as new chapters come in (*pointing at Jelena and Mrs. P* – and if you are EchoesofTwilight in disguise, I am also pointing at you). Can you do the math for me, Suz? LOL!
4 - You’ve been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
Jacob’s POV (still pissed at SM that he got one and Edward didn’t)
5 - Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - are you Dom or sub? (If you don’t know what this means I suggest you pop your cherry with a little tale called Master of the Universe.)
My one-shots are coming in handy now! Well, before I fell into bed with Mrs. P at TwiBite, I would have said I was Dom. But in that relationship, I am definitely sub ;) But if we’re talking about what I would be with Rob, and we are, then definitely Dom. You’ve seen Joan Jett-esque Kristen, haven’t you? I’m pretty sure that’s the way he likes it.
Lisa
@Lisa - OMFG! That link you gave... Peter totally looks like Johnny Depp there - for a moment I even thought it was, and was like, wtf, Lisa's cheating. Great find!
1. Movie can't stop watching: If I have one, it would probably be Armageddon. Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, comedy, sadness, etc. Love Love Love IT! The other would be Shakespeare in Love. I love Shakespeare and that movie rocks, but it is hardly EVER on TV! EVER! Gonna have to find the DVD, still haven't seen it on DVD either..hmph!
2. Cam--I am a bad boy kind of girl.
3. 5
4. Not sure I want to see Edward delivery Renesmee...with his teeth...just might be a bit gruesome to actually WATCH. Maybe they can gloss over the actual chewing part. *shiver* and go to the syringe in the chest.
5. I am 100% a sub. Everyone know the sub actually in in charge. And I like to be on the receiving end of all the fun!
Its WTF Friday at Tigerlily's Tirade
And don't forget the girls at Twilight Sagapalooza host Drunk Mad Libs on Friday night...its a hoot, join the fun!
After reading everyone's responses, I realized that I read the fan fic question as reading FF. I don't write any FF, just read a piss load of it...LMAO
1 - Name one movie that you will stop what you’re doing when it’s on TV to watch (commercials and all, even though you’ve seen it 100 times.)
That is easy. Say Anything. I will watch it over and over and OVER again. "Lloyd Lloyd all null and void...he's wack!" I lurv me some John Cusack!
2 - Before Rob’s voodoo affected you, which Twi-guy actor was really more your type? Peter, Jackson, Cam, Billy, etc...
None of the Twilight boys are my type other than Rob. He is the total package. Tall, thin, musician, BEAUTIFUL. The rest of the guys do nothing for me.
3 - How many fan fics do you currently have ‘in progress’?
Those of you who know me know I am not a hug fan of Fan Fiction. I thoroughly enjoyed Wide Awake and none have really lived up to that expectation. I did start reading The Office but then it was pulled. Believe it or not I recently started reading Master of the Universe. We'll see how far I get. My computer is in my living room so I feel really creepy reading FF while my son is awake so that limits my time to read.
4 - You’ve been hired to be a fan consultant on Breaking Dawn. We know which scenes need to be added (fade to black honeymoon=massive rioting in theaters all over the world) but which scene from the book do you insist they cut from the film?
It has been so long since I read that book that I can't remember half of it. Maybe thats because I tried to block most of it from my mind.
5 - Fantasy fanfic weekend with Rob - If it's with Rob....I'll take the sub role. Anyone else.....I'm the DOM!
hug = huge
Oooh, I want to play!
1) The one movie I would always watch is if it were on tv is... huh. Lord of the Rings, I guess.
2) I can't believe I'm even going to admit this but pre-RPattz, Jackson Rathbone would have totally been my 'type' of dude. I always went for the tall skinny guys. Until I met ML, that is. lol.
3)I have 2 fics in progress and about a gazillion of my own stories. Only one fic will probably ever see the light of day, lol.
4) The psycho birth. It's gotta go. I have no idea how they will even make this movie but the birth... yeah. No.
5) Seeing as how I'm a control freak... I think it might be fun to be a sub for awhile. ;)
@Tigerlilyrose - Thanks for the Friday night Drunk Mad Libs shout out!
Oh bollocks, I posted a thing, I did, I did and then I forgot the word thing fuckity fuck.
@Mary-True Blood season 2, when? where? what channel? where the fuck was I? Not a happy bunny now...
Almost choked on cherry stone earlier reading answers (I'm learning the cherry stem thing to compete with the other twizzlers!)
Will be awol this weekend probs as hubs is home and there is no rest for the wicked so I will be busy (I really must have been sooooo fucking bad once...twice....a few times)
@Becky i've got them on disc :)
@Mary I am jealous! Doesn't start on Sky until end of Feb. :(
@Nibbles its on sky FX on Fri Feb 26th.
1. Fried Green Tomatoes
2. Are there other men in Twilight besides Rob? I had no idea.
3. 47 fics in progress. Don't judge me.
4. I can do without seeing Edward chew Bella's stomach open.
5. Hmmm...I guess sub, but it would be more to take turns.
I’m here! I’m here!
You know that little blackout I mentioned last week? Well, it seems to have done a number on ALL of the computers at work, and I'm just getting back! I barely had a chance to look at the questions today, but I did my best!
1. Without a doubt, I will watch True Lies. Love me some Arnold…and Jamie Lee ain’t bad, either!
2. Justin Chon (Eric Yorkie) I kid, I kid! (His movie character screams, “I’m Gay!” I seriously can’t be the only one who thinks so.) Book character would be Emmett for sure…Movie character would probably be James. I like the leather and the whole bad boy thing.
3. Without looking, I did a quick count in my mind and came up with these stats: I’m reading 8 different fics, not counting the ones I beta/proofread for:
Stan’s “Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars”
Jelena’s “The Canvas”
Tigerlilyrose’s “In the Eyes of Kings” (which technically isn’t a fan fic…it’s an original work, but I still count it.)
4. Get rid of Quil and Claire at the beach. “Pwetty wock! The gween one!” *heave* Although I have no problem with the imprinting thing…that just seemed long, drawn out, and kinda pointless in the grand scheme of things.
5. I believe that I’ve mentioned that I really don’t want to meet Rob in real life…but the sub/dom thing intrigues me. Pretty sure I would be a sub, but I don’t think I could do it all the time. There’s something to be said for vanilla sex, you know?
That's it, Ladies! I will have to go back and read everyone else's answers later tonight or tomorrow morning...wish I could have contributed sooner!!
Laters!
PS...holy shit! Not having much time, I sure wrote a fucking book, didn't I?
@itsjustme1217 I thought I read a lot of ff! Wow! *mouth hanging open* I feel much better knowing someone reads more than me, lol!
After reading other answers...yeah, get rid of Edward chewing open her belly. Ew. Gross.
@ itsjustme - *prostrates self* We're not worthy! We're not worthy! I am totes jealous of how many FFs you are reading. Man I wish I had more time!!
1)love actually.
2)Cam
3)11 - but only 4 are updating on a reg basis
4)The birth and imprinting shit. Actually, just cut Jacob altogether.
5)Sub.
@TwiWeasel are you reading The Screamers by any chance?
1) Notting Hill
2) Peter Facinelli or Edi Gathegi
3) 30 on a list, 10 in progress, one rattling around in my head trying to get out and onto paper or a computer
4) beach scene with Jacob, friend and child, birth scene and Jacob trying to imprint
5) Dom - because I never feel in control any where else and I would love to wear me so outrageous boots and leather!!
@ Becky - I'm not reading The Screamers, but being a screamer myself, it sounds promising. *wink* Give me a link and I'll put it on my list. I've actually been debating on starting in on a new fic as several of the ones I am currently reading have really slowed down on their updating. (Begonias, right Nibbles?)
Fan fic is completely addicting...
BTW...I went out with the fam for supper last night, and the restaurant we were in had several televisions which were all showing one of the raise money for Haiti telethons Anyhoo...I saw one Mr. Pattinson... unfortunately, I (totally serious here) thought he was Hugh Jackman in full Wolverine facial hair. I actually said (out loud) "Is that Wolverine?" It just about kills me to say this, but...Ew. *shiver* I don't go for Grizzly Adams Rob.
Oh yeah, one more thing...
@ Tigerlily - I know, I'm sooooo creative, right? Now, I gotta get me some proofreading done today!
Grrr...why can't I remember all this at once?
@ Suzspetals - Great questions, but if I am not mistaken...you have no answers! WTF?!
@TwiWeasel - I thought Rob looked alarmingly like Joaquin Phoenix, the rapper, but I snorted out loud at Wolverine. Bwahahaha!
@TwiWeasel I asked beause one of the characters says 'totes' all the time, lol.
Its a great story anway and you should def read it! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5081258/1/
Jeez, after reading everyone's answers, I'm surprised that so many of you don't want to see that scene of Edward chewing at Bella's stomach. This is a definite proof for me that I am indeed morbid, because I really WANT to see this scene, even though I know they won't include it. Gah!
@ Z Any Mouse - OMG! Joaquin Phoenix! You're right!! *shudder*
@ Becky - Thanks for the link, I've put it in my priority list. I picked up "totes" from Mr. Horrible a long time ago...I frequently use the word "awesomesauce" too...In real life, as well as online. *rolls eyes* I'm so mature.
Okay, bitches, I finally have some time to answer my own questions and award the grand prize *whispers from Stan* Oh, wait, I guess there is no grand prize but the winner gets to share her genius this Friday with five more questions. Sorry, I totally thought you got a car or something.
1 - When I had cable the movie that kept popping up that I'd get sucked into was "Sleeping with the Enemy." I'd fist pump and yell at the TV every time she tells the dispatcher she just shot an intruder.
2 - Showing my age here, but I love Billy Burke, moustache and all.
3 - I'm reading about 12 fics right now and troll for one shots when I'm bored. I just wrote the first 2 chapters of my own and if I get brave/drunk enough I'll post it.
4 - I'm reading BD now and the beach scene with Quil and the baby. Gag. I kind of liked the horror of the cesearean scene on paper but not sure I want to see Rob and Kristen in that kind of scene.
5 - Sub, definitely.
And the winner is... Dangrdafne! Because, I love any Julia Roberts movie, Peter AND Edi? For each of your personalities? Your BD scene cuts make it an easy one-film shot and I don't want it in 2. Thank you. And I loved your Dom answer, cuz what girl doesn't like a kickass pair of boots. Congrats - now think of your 5 questions and email them to Stan.
Gah! I won! OME! The pressure! Man I think I would rather have the car than now having to come up with 5 kick butt questions ;) I hope to do you all proud next Friday.
@ Suzspetals - how did you know about my personalities?? ;)
It's about time you answered your own questions, Suz! Great answers btw. I love Sleeping With the Enemy. I swear that's when I fell in love with the song Brown Eyed Girl. She looked so sexy doing the shimmy in that tuxedo jacket, didn't she?! And Notting Hill is in my Top 10 movie list. The soundtrack kicks ass, too. No wonder I lurve you girls!
Can't wait to see what you come up with this week Dangrdafne :)
Great no pressure at all Lisa ;)
Aren't you watching football??
@Dangrdafne - ILOL! I was at my sister's house for my niece's birthday party. We bugged out at halftime so we could get home and finish watching it. I'm trying to do both. The game's a nailbiter, though.
Congrats Dangrdafne! Looking forward to your questions :o)
Good answers everyone! I love the little insight we get from these lol!
son of a crapsten! i totally missed out on FFF! eff. =( okay, i'll answer the questions anyways, cause i know ya'll wanna read em. *snort*
1. Back To The Future. srsly, I love B2TF! just the first one though.
2. Jackson Rathbone. *thud* I still heart him like whoa.
3. me? write a fanfic? *giggles* okay fine maybe one...but it's not posted. and probably never will.
4. what scene would I cut? from BD? ummm how about the whole middle section thats about the wolves. lets get to the vampy sex! WOAH! j/k.
5. I haven't read any dom/sub fics, but I'm gonna say I would totally be a......sub-no-dom-no-sub-no-dom-yea-no-sub-no-ugh! okay, Dom...because I hate being tied up, and I like to be in control. *smirk* yep...now where's that blindfold.
veriword: "comin" ...that's what she said!
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