Friday, 24 September 2010

Ta daaaaa its the Friday Fun Five with the one and the onlyMrs (Kassie)Cullen


Right ok, are we all present and correct; if so let me begin....this is the Friday Fun Five...the object of which is to find more out about your fellow ho's, inject some fun into the proceedings and there are 5 questions to answer. Everyone got that? jolly good....so lets have some frickin fun then ladies...remember there is no such thing as TMI in the FFF so its over to the one and the only (think you're gonna have a fight on your hands (Kassie) Cullen as chosen by last weeks cupcake maker extraordinaire Twilight Cupcake....over to you Kassie....hands mic over, go on ,its you, you're on....


Er I googled kassie Cullen and up popped this...um is that you Kassie? I love, love, love your hair, now go put some clothes on, you'll catch your death!



Hey it's Kassie ie:TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen and these are my questions for FFF.


1) You get to tour the set of Breaking Dawn *gasp swoon thud* so you get to tour the set and Rob will be there with you *squee* but you can't speak to him... nope not at all, but you get to bring along one other cast member with you and you can speak to them, who would you choose?


(um you obviously haven't gotten to know me that well...me? Lost for words? Unable to speak, ain't gonna happen hunny lol)





Um hello sartorius muscle...coughs...choking on lust...help me....mouth to mouth please Jackson




2) What is your ideal ending to Breaking Dawn? Just for an example it might mean Jacob dies for some of you or possibly ends up with Bella (blasphemy) for others.




Blasphemy!!! Go beat yourself with a switch whoever drew this thing lol, actually its very well drawn and I don't care it Tay & Stew get together I will comfort Rob....




3) What is one song that when it plays it makes you automatically think of Rob? Don't cheat and choose Let Me Sign or Never Think lol



I'm supposed to think what reminds me of you Rob, not the other way round, don't mention the pony club or the private annexe off the attic....of the damned ok...shh
Yes Stan if you have thought "Hello, those pics look familiar, I have stolen them from you cos they're lush (except the Tay one hehe)




4) Your collection of Robp0rn goes up in smoke and you are only allowed to replace it with one photo shoot, which one would you choose?



I think this is when I first realised how bad I'd got it



5) You can take a tumble in the sheets with Rob, Twilight Edward, Fifty, Wide Awake Edward, or choose your own ff Edward. Pick one and please feel free to be explicit if you'd like ;)




Hooo boy yep yep...




Red seems appropriate...



Mmmmm...I'm loving the staircase ahem....looking at Rob





Eeep, all my dreams come true


I hope I didn't do any repeats :)

Kassie you did great girl and I really enjoyed doing this; can't wait to see what everyone's answers are...think I can guess a couple of Lisa's hehe

24 comments:

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

oh my gawd, I have stupendous sinus pain today, Jack is ill and back in bed booooo, was gonna make him go to school but my husband is too soft hearted lol. Back later to play xx

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

oh my gawd, I have stupendous sinus pain today, Jack is ill and back in bed booooo, was gonna make him go to school but my husband is too soft hearted lol. Back later to play xx

*Jelly Baby* said...

1. Well, I'm afraid everyone is going to tire of me saying Kellan, Kellan, Kellan all the time.

2. Ideal ending to Breaking Dawn? Hm, this one requires a little bit of thinking. Ideally, Stephenie Meyer would've freaking wrote in a lemon, instead of that shit - a mere insinuation that Edward and Bella, then, made love for eternity. Gag.

3. Okay, I definitely got nothing here, because there is no song that makes me think of Rob, seeing as how I don't really think of him outside of the blogosphere.

4. Okay, let's pretend that I actually do have a Rob stash, I'm going to go with GQ photoshoot, including the outtakes, as that one is my favourite. Details is a very close second.

5. Fuck yeah, Fifty, who else? Mind you, I wouldn't want no vanilla sex. Instead, I'd most definitely want to see the inside walls of the red room of pain.

However, there is one more ff Edward that I would want to explore my insides, and that's the one written by MSKathy. She writes the dirties, most erotic bdsm sex scenes I've yet read. I strongly urge you all to read this one if you haven't
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5721105/1/Yes_Mistress_Outtakes


Okay, great job Kassie. You didn't make this easy, but it wasn't difficult either. I thoroughly enjoyed answering your questions girl.

Jayla said...

Kassie great questions!
Happy Friday h00rs :-)

@Nibbles feel better soon!

@Jelena- never will I tire of your lust/love for Kellan. Gah, he was a mile from my job on Tuesday and no one bothered to mention it.. i'm completely gutted.

@Lisa *snickers* well at least the drawing is in b&w right?

1) Who would you choose?

Ya know, I’m gonna choose PFach. He just seems like he’s a ton of fun.

2) What is your ideal ending to Breaking Dawn?

Ya know, I’d nix the whole Renesmee thing… Jacob imprints on some random person and the Volturi can still come to claim Edward, Alice and now Bella for their own coven… fights still ensues and the Cullens & Co prevail.

3) What is one song that when it plays it makes you automatically think of Rob?

These days its Sia’s My Love. That proposal scene replays in my mind so darn vividly I get goose bumps.

4) Photo shoot, which one would you choose?

Okay- not sure what photo shoot these photos are from, but his hair is short and he’s in a doorway and other in a hammock

5) You can take a tumble in the sheets with Rob, Twilight Edward, Fifty, Wide Awake Edward, or choose your own ff Edward. Pick one and please feel free to be explicit if you'd like ;)

There are so many Edwards to choose from….I’m actually going to choose Wallbanger.

TongueTwied said...

great questions mrs. one and only...by the way, how is Emmett as a hubby? I bet he's a bear in bed!

1) ::THUD:: If Jackson is leading me around dressed like that...err, I mean undressed like that, then Jackson it is! If Rob is there too and shirtless, I think I'd be speechless anyway.

2)Jacob dies in the Eclipse newborn fight. Seth imprints on Renesme when she's older. Edward turns the closet in the cottage into a playroom aka Fifty style. One day after school Bella and Edward come home and catch teenagers Renesme and Seth in the playroom.

3)Any song!
"You're Love is My Drug" (My song to Rob)
"I Just Haven't Met You yet" (Rob's song to me)

4)NOOOOOO!! Not the Robp0rn! It would probably be the Dec VF. It was the first Robp0rn I bought myself. (You always remember your first, right?) It is special to me.
*Add to to-do list : Store extra copies of Robp0rn in car or safe deposit box for safekeeping.

5) OMG kASSIE!! Are you trying to kill us pitting Rob up against FFwards?
*whispers so Lisa can't hear*
I choose Fifty in the playroom. No vanilla, please and may I deserve to be sore for a week following.

great questions Kassie!

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

First I want to say that picture is not me but ironically she looks like my twin... not lol

@Nibbles I hope you and Jack feel better :)

@Jelly I will chant with you Kellan Kellan Kellan.. I will be one person that will never be tired of the mention of his name and BD def needed at the very least 1 lemon.

@Jayla That is the exact ending I had in mind. The hammock shoot and wallbanger are really great choices!

@TT I am trying to kill you with these questions, how did you know :) It's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to your Robp0rn collection. Is it time for a bomb shelter? LOL

I'm on to answering my own questions now

1) I'd pick Kellan bc he seems like so much fun and I think he would pick on Rob so it would feel like he was really being a part of everything even if I couldn't talk to him

2) My ideal end would be a huge blowup with the Volturi where the Cullens come out victorious and the Romanians or another faction would take power then E&B have some very detailed sexy times with so many lemons my eyes would water

3) I Caught Myself by Paramore makes me think of Rob.. I can't explain it really well but when I hear it his face automatically pops into my mind and I can't even place where it plays in Twilight, is that sad or what

4) The shoot I would choose would be (you would think I'd have a clearer answer since it's my question and all but..) the one where Rob is in the leather jacket and tight jeans. I would like to meet him when he is wearing those jeans so I can make him bust the zipper ;)

5) I would probably choose Million Dollar Baby Edward.. he is like a shiny new toy right now but I still love other Edwards *coughFiftycough* and Rob

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Dangrdafne said...

@ Kassie - I think your song plays in the background while the girls are dress shopping in Port Angeles but I could be wrong.

Answers:

1) Choice?

Easy - Peter Facinelli

2) What is your ideal ending to Breaking Dawn?

Hmmm I have never thought about this. No imprinting at least. I am in the minority with this but I didn't mind the outcome in the book.

3) What is one song that when it plays it makes you automatically think of Rob?

Sexy Bitch reminds me of Kristen, that Beyonce song from Mrs. P's video contest reminds me of her avi, but really only Rob's music reminds me of Rob. Although maybe there is a song in a video someone posted awhile ago but I can't even remember the song or the video right now :(

4) Photo shoot, which one would you choose?

Vanity Fair

5) You can take a tumble in the sheets with Rob, Twilight Edward, Fifty, Wide Awake Edward, or choose your own ff Edward. Pick one and please feel free to be explicit if you'd like ;)

Fifty - he seems to understand a woman and what works for her - even at the expense of his own pleasure. I can appreciate that.

StarlitViolets said...

Answering first...

Good questions Kassie! Here we go.

1. My cast tour guide.

I'd pick Kellan - hands DOWN! His pants I mean. Uh - wait - did I really just say that? Ah well. But KLutz can smirk and bear hug me ALL day!

2. Ending BD.

I would've had Jacob and Leah run off together and have cubs. The Cullens take down the Volturi. And Bella, Edward, and Renes-blah, travel the world and then she hooks up w/that other half-vamp in the Amazon - when she's GROWN!

3. Songs of Rob.

Hmm - so I assume you mean not any of Rob's actual music. I do tend to think of him when I hear that Beyonce song that was the requirement for Mrs. P's video contest. I watched A LOT of videos with that song when I voted. LOL!

4. One Photo Shoot

I'd pick the same one Nibbles did - Vanity Fair!!! It was the first time I was really impressed by his photogenic prowess. The colors and everything in that shoot was beautiful!

5. Gettin busy w/Edward.

Hmm - even though the pic Nibs put up is one of the best f*ckhawt pics of Tattward EVER!!! I gotta go with book Edward. He's not exactly Rob in my mind. He's the Edward I imagine when I'm reading the books. I'd hit it. :P

Again - good questions, Mrs. Cullen! Off to read other answers now.

StarlitViolets said...

@DD - Our answers were SO similar! Especially #3 and #4! LOL! Great minds think alike!

*Jelly Baby* said...

Okay, SV, I really liked your ending for BD, and I wish that I had remembered to write that, because I did hope that Jacob and Leah would hit it off, and that Rene-blah (great substitution, btw) and Nahuel would pair up.

But then again, we wouldn't have had Stan's great fic to read, otherwise.

RobzSinger said...

Great ?s Kassie. I love everyone's answers so far:)

1) My cast tour guide.
I'm gonna go with Catherine Hardwicke. I have a feeling if I got a few drinks in her she might show me the Robsten audition tape. So instead of a tour, I'm taking CH to the bar for some truth serum.

2)Ending of BD - I agree with Jake and Leah getting together, Edward building a red room, and Stephanie writing a juicy lemon or two. I would have like to have seen someone get axed at the end. lol. that's so evil. like somehow jane's powers bounce off bella's protective shield and go straight to Aro, causing him to burst into flames.
Also, I wrote a one shot of B&E the night before the wedding, so I'd like to see a moment like that between them the night before the big day, in Bella's room.


3) Crazy Love by Van Morrison. Also, A Clock is Ticking by Snow Patrol, I'm bringing sexy back by JT, Ain't No Other Man by Christina, Sweet Dream by Beyonce.

4) First of all, if my Rob pics disappear, someone is getting cut. just sayin, there will be blood.

Um, how to choose.

VF - The one with the cig dangling, the shoes, the trunk that I'm going to push him in so we can make babies.

Also lurv GQ and Details (B&W in the suit, hair slicked, looking at camera, one eye in the shadow -GAH!)

What the hell number am I on? Geez, this is confirming my inability to shut up.

5) Tattward!!! He is experienced, kinky, tender, and ripped. nuff said.

TigerlilyRose said...

1. Jackson..no doubt...or Ashley...but Jackson is first choice. Nice Abs PIC!

2. hmmmmm....I DON't know.

3. "In my head" Jason DeRulo makes me think of his hands in his hair...if I were any good at youtube vids I would make one with that song and 2 dozen pic of him messing with his hair!

4.Vanity Fair or Details...I think Vanity Fair wins though.

5. Tattward, hands down!

4

Twired Jen said...

1. That's EASY..KRISTEN! I'd kill to see the Robsten dynamic in person. Wait a twi minute...I HAVE! Ok...from a distance at the LA Twi Convention..but still, the chemistry was there. I give a Crapsten!

2. Truthfully I liked the ending just the way it was...in the book. Thank you very much!

3. Kings of Leon Sex on Fire. It was one of the first Robert Pattinson tribute vids I watched on You Tube. I fell hardcore after seeing it...Dead I tell ya. Watch it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygoyTIrIVe8

4. I'd have to choose Vanity Fair. It's a close tie with Another Man Mag & GQ though ;)

5.As if I even need to think about this. FIFTY. I don't want to go to his red room of pain though. I'd prefer to be in HIS bed, tied up with his silk tie, and have him go down on me...BUT I want him to tease me until I can't stand it anymore. I also wouldn't mind some dirty talk and light spanking please. Oh gawd I get hot just thinking of Fifty.....fuck. me. now.

That is all!

xo J

Twired Jen said...

PS Fantastic Questions Kas!!!
PMSL @StarlitViolets "I'd hit it." lol

TongueTwied said...

@SV-that was where I thought the ending was going or hoped!

I forgot to mention this song:

"Dirty Little Secret" by the All American Rejects

I feel like I should be one of the people in the video holding up a card that says

"I lust after RPattz"
or
"I have a Twilight blog"

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

@DD- thanks I was trying to remember but was too lazy to pop in the DVD to find out :) The VF shoot is really beautifully done.

@StarlitViolets- "Hands DOWN! His pants" PMSL I think Jacob and Leah should have been together too. Think of the powerful pup they would have made together!

@Robzsinger- I'd cut someone too if my Robp0rn ever disappeared! But I know many of you lovely h00rs would help me replenish it if anything that tragic were to happen

@TigerlilyRose- In My Head w/ Rob's hands in his hair would make a GREAT vid.

Hey Robzsinger wanna make another video???

@Jen- The Sex on Fire Rob vid is AWESOME! And clearly you have thought out your tumble in the sheets very thoroughly :)

17foreverlisa said...

SHITE! I broke my own rule. I read everyone else's answers before I answered. WTH?!

Kassie, I don't know whether to say your questions are brilliant or pure torture!!! And I PMSL that your comment posted three times.

@Nibbles - You know me well :)

@Jelena - I'll have to check out the link you sent. Thanks!

@Jayla - That's twice they've subjected me to that damn picture this week. LOL! Sort of ;)

@Tongue Twied - I heard that!! What would Profward say? *tut*

@RobzSinger - LMAO! Your answer to #1 is epic. I have been saying forever that CH is sitting on a gold mine with that audition video.

@Twired Jen - LOL!! Totally get what you're saying :)

Okay, h00rs. Sorry I'm such a wordy bitch. Happy FFF!

1. Tour guide on the set of Breaking Dawn.

Let me tell you. Turning down Jackson is tough. Have you seen Biel’s trailer for Raw & Rosy? Hello, Jacksper! But, like Twired Jen, I give a Crapsten. If the object is to be around Rob, I have to pick the one who spends the most time with him...Kristen :)

2. New ending for Breaking Dawn.

If it were up to me, the very last page of the book would NOT say this:

The phenomenon continues....

STEPHENIE MEYER

The twilight saga: the official guide

Blah, blah, blah...

COMING SOON

Check www.thetwilightsaga.com for details.

It would say this instead:

The phenomenon continues....

STEPHENIE MEYER

The twilight saga: midnight sun

Now read Twilight as told from Edward’s POV...

COMING SOON

Check www.thetwilightsaga.com for details.

3. One song that makes me think of Rob.

Taking Rob’s music out of the equation (now that’s blasphemy!), there is one song right now that makes me think of Rob(sten) when I hear it. It’s Paramore’s “The Only Exception.” I did a post with a gorgeous Robsten video set to it, and kiTT put up a pretty strong case for Robsten being at a recent Paramore concert that she was at.

4. The world as we know it has come to an end. My Robp0rn is gone.

It’s the only picture of Rob that I have printed out and on display with the rest of my family pictures at work. True story, as most of you know. It has Rob wearing a very Fifty-like white linen shirt that is half untucked; he’s holding one shoe and clearly slipping his foot into the other and I just know he's f*cking barefoot (ded), cigarette dangling from his lips, scruff, sexhair, and that FME stare. You now which one I’m talking about. It's on Edbrella's sidebar, too. Give me the Vanity Fair 2009 photo shoot pictures, please! And if I can get by and just say Vanity Fair, then I can also have the 2008 Twilight cast photo shoot pictures that captured the beginning of Robsten imho.

5. Let me start by repeating, kiTT: OMG KASSIE!! Are you trying to kill us pitting Rob up against FFwards?

Ok. I believe that Robsten is for real AND I’m old enough to be Rob’s mum, so I don’t fantasize about him in THAT way. Don’t get me wrong. I think the man is beautiful...inside and out...and every time a new photo of him comes out, it’s like a religious experience. But, and this is going to be very sappy, I just want him to be happy and to stay grounded.

Now, if StarlitViolets could sprinkle *coughbackadumptruckupcough* some of her magic pixie dust on me and make me young and thin again, I’d throw Kristen in front of a bus. Just sayin’. Since the only world where there’s that much pixie dust to make it happen is in my fantasy world, then give me my ultimate fantasy Ficward...FIFTY, FIFTY, FIFTY and his silk tie. Vanilla never tasted so sweet.

Twired Jen said...

Lisa- PMSL! I love that you put this:
"Ok. I believe that Robsten is for real AND I’m old enough to be Rob’s mum, so I don’t fantasize about him in THAT way. Don’t get me wrong. I think the man is beautiful...inside and out...and every time a new photo of him comes out, it’s like a religious experience. But, and this is going to be very sappy, I just want him to be happy and to stay grounded." <~~ even thought I'm NOT old enough to be his Mom, I still feel the same way. There, I said it.

Oh, and "Vanilla never tasted so sweet!" AWESOME.

xo J

twilightcupcake said...

Hey Kassie

Love the questions - so Rob related they're awesome :)

1) I'd take Peter - he was super sweet and down to earth to talk to. I think he'd make a great tour guide and a very good sport. Plus he is very cute in real life :)

2) I am so Edward/Bella all the way that I wouldn't have an alternative. It would have been nice if they had twins so that Renesmee (oh yeah forgot I would have changed her name to something better) would have a brother - a mini E :)

3) Like I'd posted before on my blog whenever I hear Garou singing "First Day of My Life" I think it's Edward's song. Then I see Rob's gorgeous face. The end.

4) Vanity Fair photoshoot Bruce Weber portraits part one - B/W in front of the mirror - even in my blog banner. So hot!

5) Interesting - if I was unbreakable I'd want Twilight Edward uninhibited - super fast speed and lasting forever! If I was actually me eg. human and tiny I'd say Fifty just because he has so much expertise it'd be a shame to miss the opportunity.

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

@Lisa-blogger was being difficult and said it was too long *blah* anyway I knew you would choose Fifty :) If you had that pixie dust would you REALLY throw KStew in front of a bus?? LOL

@TC- You are right E&B should have had twins or at least not lead us all to believe it would be a boy, little EJ. Gaaaahhhh I really thought they were going to have a boy, but then again what if Jake imprinted on the boy eeeewwww

Twi-Hearted said...

Good questions!!

1. If I toured the set and got to bring any other cast member with me, I'd pick Jackson. He's a hottie and I think it would be funny watching him and Rob cutting up.

2. Ideal ending for BD? Hhhmm, I would have to say that the Volturi are overthrown and the Cullens become the new head vamps!

3. Song that reminds me of Rob? I don't really have one! I know, that's kind of sad, but hey, it's the truth.

4. Which photo shoot photos would I want? I don't really know the names of any other than the GQ shoot, but really, he looks so hot in any that he does, that I'd take any of them!

5. Which Rob would I want? Tattward from CW&IA! He does have a tongue ring afterall. And that combined with his already long tongue would do wonders to my lady poarts!

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

I made my pick for next weeks FFF its StarlitViolets for this wonderful gem "I'd pick Kellan - hands DOWN! His pants"

I can't wait to get your questions next friday