Ok, let's hand it over..
First off, I have to say thank you for letting me do FFF! I was really excited to be the "chosen one". Now I know how Rob feels. :)
Okay, I'm sending 7 but I'm an overachiever like that;) lol.
1) Rob. You. His Guitar. A small room with dim lighting (that makes your ass look fabulous by the way) and a bed. He asks you if you have any requests. What's the one song you want Roh-bear to play for you? After you're done using the bed of course.
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
Twister with Kellan, perhaps?
3) What is your porn name? This is either your middle name and the street you grew up on or your first pet's name and a street you lived on...
Did someone say porn? Follow CaroSlickLips on Twitter for more regular filth ;o)
Mine are Katherine Stone Harbor and Dusty Fairfield. Raawwr.
Who's your co-star? What scene would you like to act out?
4) I wrote a post about TWILIGHTisms, ya know the quotes from the movie that you use on a regular basis in everyday life. What's the one phrase that you say the most often in RL and then giggle to yourself. Please give the context.
"Mhm mmhm mhmm mm mhm" What's that Kristen? Oh, you're more the suffer in silence type?
5) If Rob could have been in any movie role, from the past to present day, what would movie part would you have liked to see him play?
Hmm, sounds like a good excuse to have a look at this for consideration ;o)
6) I would probably blow a good chunk of money (sorry about that college fund kids) to get my hands on the behind the scenes footage of a certan Details photo shoot. If the powers that be opened up the ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
7) Rob and Kristen break up!! *GASP* I know, I know that will sooooo never happen *snort*. What starlet do you think Rob will fall in love with next? Ya know, since I'm not available.
Sorry, I hadn't got my obligatory Tay picture in yet, it had to go somewhere *shrugs*
Is that it? Is she done? Bloody hell, it's a good job we're not all as wordy as Robz Singer, eh? ;o)
Ok, good job hobag!
Right, if you want to play then post your answers in the comments section. When we're all done, Robz Singer will choose a winner, who will then set next week's questions.
Happy Friday!
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Bloody hell, so many Rob related questions. Okay, I'm going to be the first brave soul to answer them (at the time of my typing no had answered yet).
1. I want Rob to sing me Sounds of Silence. I love that song, and I'd think Rob would do a spectacular job of playing and singing it.
2. Speak Portuguese. I love that language, but there are no schools in my vicinity that offer Portuguese classes.
3. Ha! We talked about this before, but not here on Edbrella I think. Mine would be Archibald Mabel (not the street I grew up, but my first street in Canada - just cause it'd sound better).
4. I never say Twi related stuff, because, frankly, I don't have the opportunity, but I use "Be safe" sometimes in emails.
We often also say "leg hitch", "laters, baby" (okay, that's MoTU, but it's still Twi related), and stuff like that.
5. Oh, this one's been on FFF before, but I cannot remember my own answer from back then, LoL. Anywhore, I'd love to see him simply in porn - the title doesn't matter. Yep, I'm slutty like that, pmsl.
6. Hm, I'm drawing blank here, sorry.
7. I don't want to hear about Rob falling in love. Ever. LoL. Seriously though, I wouldn't mind at all seeing him go for Ellen Page. That girl is charming. :D
well, now i see why we let you girls add the pictures - hilarious! i love that you put Taylor as the young starlet-lmao.
1) I'm going to have to say "Crazy Love" by Van Morrison. Because it's beautifl song and I think Rob would sing it with a lot of passion.
2) I make my children's birthday cakes every year. I do the whole wilton cake pan thing with the different tip numbers and colored icing but I've never taken a class. So I'd like to take a cake decorating class.
I would also love to learn more Spanish and perhaps even take some ballroom dancing classes with a really really hot instructor:)
Currently I'm taking piano lessons and I can throw down a mean Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Geez, I am a wordy bitch.
3)Katherine Stone Harbor. My porn co-star...hmmm...I'm gonna go with Kellan because of the bod. Our porn scene would entail him jogging in some sort of revealing pants and me bumping into him. I'd offer him a glass of water back at my house and a biscuit for his dog. Woof!
4) I say "I'm down with the kids" on a regular basis on Facebook when I'm commenting on photos and such. I'm just trying to stay "with it" in my old age of 34.
5) The first movie that popped into my head was Titanic. It's the romantic in me. Even though I lurved Leo in that. But Rob, in a tux at the top of that winding staircase = GAH!
6) Besides the behind the scenes video of the Details photo shoot I would do a happy dance if they released more B roll of Twilight when Rob and Kristen were less guarded. That or footage from the Remember Me sex scene. Gosh I'm perv!
7) I picture Rob with a curvy blonde straight from the pages of Victoria's Secret. But he'll always talk about what a great personality she has. I think she'll be younger than him by quite a bit, like he'll be 35 and she'll be just shy of 23.
That is, if Taylor isn't taken. ;)
xoxo TGIF!
sorry for the errors! off to my daughter's open house.
Fuck me, she's worse than I ever could be...surely I'm not as wordy, c'mon, be honest am I really as bad if not worse than Robszinger? Huh, huh, am I, am I?
Lol yeah I am, I know it just pulling your leg...let me get my thinking (of Rob) pants on and get to this mighty quiz...
1) What song would I want Rob to play me-OMFG how hard is this for a first question, I feel the urge to pummel you Robszinger-erm Biffy Clyro's Many of Horror or Queen's Get down, Make Love (again Rob? Oh well of course!)
2)What would I like to learn-apart from how to spontaneously make myself a size 10 probably hypnotherapy then I could make myself the hypnotherapist to the stars and then its on a hop, skip and a hump away from the neurotic twilight cast. I mean when Twilight ends they won't know what to do with themselves hehe but seriously I would love to learn that ability!
3)What's my porn name- Its either Jane Winters as my middle name is Jane although technically its not my middle name as I'm hyphenated...anyway or its Misty Winters which I like way better!
Part deux-Who's my co-star and what scene would I act out-Obviously Rob and I would do the old calling out a plumber to service my boiler-Hell yeah! Rob in overalls and nowt else nom nom nom
WTF number am I on now?
4) What Twilightism do I use-um, I use Laters a lot but thats from FanFic lol er I say "yeah you're the bomb" quite a bit. Gotta love Chief Swan!
Goddamn the Hobbit he keeps appearing in my office and twiddling with papers, go twiddle yer own papers man!
5)What movie part would I have Rob play?-Officer & a Gentleman without a doubt Richard Gere's part natch and I would be Debra Winger and we could duet on "Up where we belong!" or Paul Newmans part in Cool Hand Luke-I love that film!
6)What I want from the Rob vault?-Um all the sneaky footage from Bel Ami, you know all the bits we don't see like where Rob is naked in an orgy and then they say cut and he stands up with EVERYTHING on show-yeah I wanna see ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that good stuff!!
7)What starlet will Rob go for after the Stew-ped one-Um besides me...I can act you know I have an O level in drama studies, I do!! Er I guess I dunno maybe Gemma Arterton from Tamara Drewe and St Trinians fame. She seems fiesty and fun, bit like me lol
Jebus Harry Christmas Robsz that was a marathon of fun. Loved the questions, great fun, laters hobags xx
Posting and then going back to read. Happy Friday h00rs :-)
Fuckawesome questions Robz Singer
1)What's the one song you want Roh-bear to play for you?
Eric Clapton Tears In Heaven… *swoon & faint*
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
I’d attend The Culinary Institute of America to get my degree in Culinary Arts (rather than the rinky dink community college where I am now…)
3) What is your porn name?
Jime Trotting and Ellie Tinker
Co-staring… Kellan (I mean who wouldn’t want to watch him?!) Anything involving him doing a handstand at some point would work just fine. I’ll borrow the Esme Isle honeymoon- after Bella’s vivid dream *eyebrow waggle*.
4) TWILIGHTisms?
‘Be Safe” is my go to, when people leave the house. And if someone says ‘be safe’ to me, my response is ‘always am’
5) Any movie role, from the past to present day?
The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies. I’d love the see him play Wesley.
Future roles- just throwing it out there.. James Bond!
6) ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
Um, the XC90. (any model Volvo would do)
7) What starlet? Ellen Paige
Great questions, Robzsinger!
Answering first again.
1. Rob's song.
I'll Be Your Lover Too.
2. Learn to do.
Skydiving! I'd love to learn how.
3. Porn name.
Melissa Atascadero
4. Twilight-isms.
I constantly tell my hubs, "Be safe" when he's leaving the house. Hee hee.
5. Rob in any movie.
First - Cool video, Stan! I gotta say though, Rob just looks happier than JD. He always has a smirk behind his eyes and that's sexy.
This is actually a really hard question. Hmm...
Kingdom of Heaven. I'd like to see him be a knight like Balion. And be able to use his accent!
6. Rob Vault.
I guess anything. I'd just like to see him in his natural state.
7. Rob's next ex.
Zac Efron. No? LOL!
Emma Watson. Cuz she's intelligent and beautiful.
Okay - those were HARD! Good job making us think, Robzsinger!
Off to read responses now...
Ooo - I missed part of #3!
My co-star would be KLutz! And he'd be the landscaper on a hot day w/his shirt off. I'd have ice cold lemonade and a/c, so of course he'd have to come inside. Duh!
Hellooooooooooooo my turn.
I've just got back from the doctors. Aaliyah has got shingles :( she only went back to school this week!
Anwhore
1) Rob. You. His Guitar. A small room with dim lighting (that makes your ass look fabulous by the way) and a bed. He asks you if you have any requests. What's the one song you want Roh-bear to play for you? After you're done using the bed of course.
I'd like him to make up a brand new song and dedicate it to the Twi-Ho's
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
I've always wanted to train to be a hairdresser. I cut my own hair all the time :)
3) What is your porn name? This is either your middle name and the street you grew up on or your first pet's name and a street you lived on...
Ginger redmoor way.....exotic eh?
4) I wrote a post about TWILIGHTisms, ya know the quotes from the movie that you use on a regular basis in everyday life. What's the one phrase that you say the most often in RL and then giggle to yourself. Please give the context.
I use Be safe a lot, as do Stan and Nibbles in text messages too at a relevant opportunity
5) If Rob could have been in any movie role, from the past to present day, what would movie part would you have liked to see him play?
Anything that involves him getting nekkid. I'm easily pleased
6) I would probably blow a good chunk of money (sorry about that college fund kids) to get my hands on the behind the scenes footage of a certan Details photo shoot. If the powers that be opened up the ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
I'm with you there. I'd love to have been there *sigh*
7) Rob and Kristen break up!! *GASP* I know, I know that will sooooo never happen *snort*. What starlet do you think Rob will fall in love with next? Ya know, since I'm not available.
I think i'd like to see him with someone like Cameron Diaz. She seems like a woman of the world and she'd make him smile more which shows off the jaw porn better
Jeez you'r one wordy Ho ;)
MWAH
Fuck me hard!I thought blogger ate my comment then
*wipes sweat from brow*
Robzsinger you gave us some really great questions. This is going to be tough :P
1. I'll Be Your Lover Too...I shiver every time I hear him sing it on my computer, so if it was in person...I'd surely die. P.S. I love the song Crazy Love...that would be my next pick for him to sing :)
2. Hmmmm, I think if I had the money and resources I say FUCK IT to learning anything, and would just make it my life's mission to meet Mr. Pattinson. *looks around* What? At least I'm honest! :P
3. Well, I'd think it was obvious what my porn name is. You can just call me, Slick. :)
4. I don't really go with the TwilightIsms (just so you know, I totally thought it said TwilightGASMS at first). I like to make up my own sayings like perfucktion and fracking. I think the only thing I say that is close to a TwilightIsm would be when I speak like Alice to let people know it's time...usually in reference to RobManiPorn.
5. Hm, Rob in a movie role. Well, I have to say that I've loved all the parts he's played thus far. Plus, all my all-time faves are partly just that because of the actors that were in them. So I'm going to just be happy with what Rob's already done. :)
6. Oh GOD! Can I only pick one??!! This is hard! Okay, if I can only pick one, I'd want to have all the outtakes from his AnOther Man shoot. We have not seen nearly enough of those sexy leather jacket pics.
7. This is an easy one for me. I don't want to see him with another starlet. Personally, I don't even see Kristen as one, even though she's blown up so much recently. She's still down to earth, and a quirky little chickie. So I'd want to see him with another person who doesn't let fame go to her head and put herself above everyone else. OOOOOOOOOOOOOR, he can just be happy with me for the rest of his wonderful life! :D
@Mary ME TOO! I just panicked like you wouldn't believe! *heart racing*
@Jayla and anyone else who wants a list of Twilightisms:
http://robzsinger.blogspot.com/2010/08/twilightisms.html
@Jayla - great minds think alike, here is 007 Rob:
http://robzsinger.blogspot.com/2010/08/pattinson-robert-pattinson-007.html
And for the record twat waffles, I told "them" to use 5 questions and "they" put in all 7. geesh. ;) what's a FFF virgin to do?
xo
Hey! I told you, we don't edit - that's supposed to be a positive! *tut*
I'm late to the game today but I will answer first then read the comments.
1) Kiwi by Maroon 5... don't throw rotten fruit at me yet. It wasn't played on the radio but you have to hear the lyrics.
"So give it up, and don’t pretend Spread your arms and legs across the bed And when you shake, you won’t regret The things I whisper in your ear I said"
Those words out of his mouth hot!
2) I'd learn to sing.. I would love to sing well I don't suck but I'm not good either.... although DO NOT tempt me with playing Twister with Kellan wait could it be naked Twister b/c I'd drop everything for that!
3) Marie Grove or Katie Home... I would probably get sued if I used the second name LMAO. I would co-star with hmmm Kellan and we would act out the dinner party scene from MotU. A little of the before and a little of the after... well it's porn so just take out all the talking and b/s lets get down to brass tax hehehe
4) "Good luck with that" I use it like a thousand times a day... here is one example of me and my nephew Ryan: Kassie I'm going to get myself juice
Me: Good luck with that
simple yet effective
5) Drop Dead Fred!!!!! No probably Marty McFly I love love love the Back to the Future trilogy so it would be cool if Rob starred in it.
6) All access pass?? I'm a selfish hoor so I would say the filming of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BD I & II.
7) Emma Roberts!!!!!! NOT! I think he would probably go with a gal not in the spotlight so I will have my fingers crossed for that phone call saying "Hey I remember you screaming my name at Oprah, wanna go out?"
@Stan - I kid, I kid. I did take it as a compliment;) A girl can only be called a hobag so many times before she responds. lol.
Love all the answers. This is so much fun.
Great questions! OK here goes nothin:
1) Rob. You. His Guitar. A small room with dim lighting (that makes your ass look fabulous by the way) and a bed. He asks you if you have any requests. What's the one song you want Roh-bear to play for you? After you're done using the bed of course.
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room, John Mayer. One of the greatest songs for mackin (ignore the lyrics). I would prefer if he could play it to me while I fuck him. Me on top. I know that's not TMI for you h00rs...
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
Professional photography, travelling the world to do so.
3) What is your porn name? This is either your middle name and the street you grew up on or your first pet's name and a street you lived on...
Either Chloe Walters or Cinderella Stanhope. hmmmm.
4) I wrote a post about TWILIGHTisms, ya know the quotes from the movie that you use on a regular basis in everyday life. What's the one phrase that you say the most often in RL and then giggle to yourself. Please give the context.
Hmmmm. I use quite a few, or at least giggle when I hear other people use them without knowing ('Always am'). My faves are Be Safe, Say it... out loud. The predictable ones.
5) If Rob could have been in any movie role, from the past to present day, what would movie part would you have liked to see him play?
Romeo.... cheesey but I'd like to be able to compare to Leo. Or, anything in a tux. Ooh, 007! Yes, Bond...
6) I would probably blow a good chunk of money (sorry about that college fund kids) to get my hands on the behind the scenes footage of a certan Details photo shoot. If the powers that be opened up the ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
Remember Me sex scene outtakes, Would have also liked to see more from the proposal scene of Eclipse. Basically, anything mushy/romantic/steamy with the Precious.
7) Rob and Kristen break up!! *GASP* I know, I know that will sooooo never happen *snort*. What starlet do you think Rob will fall in love with next? Ya know, since I'm not available.
Well me, naturally :)
1) Rob. You. His Guitar. A small room with dim lighting (that makes your ass look fabulous by the way) and a bed. He asks you if you have any requests. What's the one song you want Roh-bear to play for you? After you're done using the bed of course.
After we’re done with the bed? Oh, well that would have to be a cover of Dido’s Thank You – you know, the one that Eminem sampled on Stan? Perfect!
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
Organisation! Although, I guess if I had the time, resources and energy then that may possibly indicate that I’m no longer in need of it lol!
3) What is your porn name? This is either your middle name and the street you grew up on or your first pet's name and a street you lived on...
Louise St Pauls or Mindy West (I’m choosing Mindy over her aquatic tank mate Mork for this one).
Who's your co-star? What scene would you like to act out?
Ooh, I’m going with Kellan and it’ll be something that means he’s been wearing a harness! Don’t ask *looks quickly away*.
4) I wrote a post about TWILIGHTisms, ya know the quotes from the movie that you use on a regular basis in everyday life. What's the one phrase that you say the most often in RL and then giggle to yourself. Please give the context.
Say it. Out loud. Also whenever I say ‘Where have you been?’ now I have to end ‘Loca’ under my breath on the end lol. There’s loads when I think about it…It’s time. I know there’s more, but they escape me now :o).
5) If Rob could have been in any movie role, from the past to present day, what would movie part would you have liked to see him play?
I’m in on the James Bond idea :o)
6) I would probably blow a good chunk of money (sorry about that college fund kids) to get my hands on the behind the scenes footage of a certan Details photo shoot. If the powers that be opened up the ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
Vanity Fair – it’s still my fave and I’d love to see him nibbling on that corn, swigging from that bottle and smoking that fag in real life. Oh, and in the bed too *sigh*
7) Rob and Kristen break up!! *GASP* I know, I know that will sooooo never happen *snort*. What starlet do you think Rob will fall in love with next? Ya know, since I'm not available.
Well, she’ll preferably be British and be very close to her family, so we get him back over here! I’ve no idea about someone in particular, but I can’t see him with your typical starlet type; let’s be honest, that type of girl would be driven insane by his hobolicious tendencies lol! Someone a bit quirky and bohemian I think :o). Or failing that, someone older, overweight, with three kids…no? *tut*.
Oh sorry I'm late...
1) gosh which song. I'd choose blackbird by the beatles. Just to hear him sing it even though it's not his style would be enough.
2) unlimited time and resources. I'd do pastry school. Hands down.
3) Bella Blowhard - bc I love giving a good blowjob.
And I'd love to act out the proposal scene with Rob. Pretty sure I'd be able to get him to give it up. Guys can't resist good head.
4) be safe. It's an easy one bc only twihards will look at you funny.
5) I would love him in something like 9 1/2 weeks bc then it would be like watching Rob porn.
6) interesting. If possible I'd rather sit in on his jam sessions more than a photoshoot. That's where he probably comes to life the best.
7) my mind refuses to answer this question. I can't see it happening with anyone else. I love K and even that is a stretch for me to picture him with anyone.
4)
1)What's the one song you want Rob to play for you?
I like his Never Think song.
2) If you had the time, resources, and energy, what is one thing you'd like to learn how to do?
Show jumping on horses
3) What is your porn name?
Lynn Montgomery or Simon Montgomery (which I really like but I am not a boy LOL)
4) TWILIGHTisms?
Be Safe
5) Any movie role, from the past to present day?
Clark Gable roles
6) ROB vault what do you wish you had an all access pass to?
piano playing from Twilight that they didn't use.
7) What starlet?
Mrs. P
Great questions @RobzSinger.
Am I too late? Too bad I'm havin'a go anyway?
1.I'm greedy so theres two: Wrapped Around Your Finger by The Police or All I Want Is You by U2.
2. Play the Piano. Dabbled as a kid but of course rebelled when Mum pushed me (idiot) & regretted it later.
3.Lesley Bright or Bambi Myrtle (WTF?!) Think I'll make it Bambi Bright lol! Neither sound particually porno.
4."Say it, out loud" or "How long have you been seventeen?"
5.James Bond. Tuxedo, Aston Martin, Vodka Martini, shaggin' all the beautiful women-yum!
6.Rob playing the piano in Twilight. The deleted scenes are on YouTube as "Edwards Piano Concert" just beautiful....
7. Either Emma Watson or Hayley Williams from Paramour. The latter preferably coz she would encourage his music career.
W/v "horoi" I shit you not lol!
@RobzSinger OMG- thank you for the 007. i LOVE your photo montage banner *gulps* it's lovely rob porn - thank you.
@twilightcupcake- 9 1/2 weeks, my lawd woman, that would be explosive.
@dangr: lol mrs. p, perfect!
Wow, you all gave such great answers and I feel like I got to know each of you a little better *sniff*
Okay, I gave a listen to I'll Be Your Lover Too sung by Rob and I'm officially changing my answer to #1
That is the perfect song for him to serenade me with; Since that will happen.
Porn names I lurv - Bambi Bright, Cinderella Stanhope. lol.
Score on Officer and a Gentelman and 9 1/2 weeks.
And I want to learn everything everyone else does too!! Singing, photography, organization, how to make pastries, even portugese!! How cool are we!?!
And totes agree with seeing more of Robward playing the piano. Swoon.
I'm surprised so many people chose Emma Roberts. She was the one who told Rob to his face that she was Team Jacob when they were on Leno together. Nice. #FAIL.
Well, I picked a winner, though you are all winners in my book:)
Should I post it in the comments?
Yeah, why not? :o) Glad you enjoyed it :o)
And the winner is....(insert drumroll here)
twilightcupcake!
She actually made me laugh out loud with her Bella Blowhard comment. Also I love The Beatles, pastries, dreaming of sitting in on Rob's jam sessions, and movies that entail Rob porn! Woo hoo!
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