Rob's Birthday Blog Train - Our gifts to Rob

Hi Ho's, Stan here! So today's Blog Train theme is 'Your gift to Rob'. Before I shut up to let you read the scrubbed up version of the answer to this question, I'm going to show you what the dirty bitches came up with first on Messenger:

sarah says:
Tuesday - Your Gift to Rob - Tell what you would do for Rob for his birthday

Becky says:
can we be rude?

Nikki says:
do we have to keep it clean?????

sarah says:
yes it has to be respectful  (See I was being sensible-I think its the medication....thankfully I'm off it now! Phew!!!!)

Nikki says:
I'd make him a cake then if I can't give him a BJ

Followed by this email from Becky:

If we can't be rude then I can't think of anything, lol! My mind goes blank.


SEE?! Dirty Whore-flaps the lot of 'em. Ok, on with their substitute answers seeing as we ruled BJ's out. Over to Mary first:

What do you buy for a world famous movie star?

I've decided to go for the Edward in a hurry option. We all love sparkly Edward and i'm pretty sure KStew does too. Soooooooo i've found the perfect gifts to enable Rob to transform into Edward at any moment.

Glitter in a gun! Simply point and spray

For the genuine sparkly Edward look you need sunshine right? Imagine if you get the Edward urge in the middle of the night, nightmare, no sunshine available right? Until now ;)

Sunshine in a jar

Sunshine in a jar blurb


Becky's BJ alternative pressie was this:

It would be nice to give him a free pass for the day. You know, so he could go anywhere & do anything on his birthday and not get bothered by press or fans. That would make a change!

Nibbles was thinking along similar lines:

My gift to Rob would be a holiday at my place. no not for those reasons!! I mean who would expect a superhunk to be hiding out here. I have a mate who works as a make up artist and makes fake face parts etc for films so he could make Rob a disguise (Note from Stan ~ Like this Sarah? I can't tell you how much I'd love you if you could get Rob dressed up as WangMan!)
PMSL Stan He would be attacked by raving nympho's (and Twiweasel) glueing themselves to him

I've got friends who are in various bands so he could jam away to his hearts content. We get lots of bands play in Brum so we could catch a few gigs too. Also plenty of art galleries and places of interest. I have a loving crazy dog called Wolf so he will have canine company and he may enjoy the irony of the name.

Did somebody say wolf? Yep, remember, my blog, my rules :o)

Ps-Where's his bag? Hehehe-Nibbles

I'd allow the stew-ped one to visit. Yes, I would! I mean I may fantasise about him but I'm not crazy enough to think that in reality he would boff me although I think he would have a secret yen for me he he.

I know some amazing bars where ppl really don't care who you are as famous ppl from theatre and tv are in there regularly. So I'd give him a break as such with a chance to be fairly normal. If that was no good I'd like to give him the gift of a break from filming for him and his bloody girlfriend so they could have 6 months straight together 24/7 then he would realise she wasn't for him lol *AHEM* RESPECTFUL PLEASE NIBS. She just can't manage it, even for 2 paragraphs, can she?

Awwww c'mon, I can't help it, I gagged when I said she could visit my house but it is his birthdays so... (heaves again)

For anyone else thinking about how nice it would be for Rob to get away from it, you must read this Edward & Bella fic: Hide in Plain Sight, I love it!

Stan:  Yep no imagination necessary here, I'd get him the good old Marks & Sparks gift voucher.

We already know he buys his undies there...

...and it's the ideal gift when you just don't know what to buy (and a BJ isn't an option)

Hi All...TwiWeasel here, and I just have a quick couple of questions...

First, why can't we give him one (or more) BJ's for his birthday? (My husband always likes his birthday bj, so I'm sure Rob would!!) (Nibbles-I can do great BJ's! I wanted to give him that too but I thought no, mature and respectful....I nearly got it didn't I? right? right?)

Second, if I just put it in my mouth, does it count as a BJ? Hmmm....What about if I keep still and let him move, does it count then?

Oh fine...I can feel you glaring at me, Stan. I guess I'll just give him a sensual massage *whispers* followed by a BJ. Bwahahaha!

OK, apparently Blogger is playing up for some people (including me!) when they're trying to comment.  If you're having the same problem, please feel free to email your comments to gemma_holden@hotmail.com and I'll post them up here :o)

The next stop on your blog train is My discomROBulation, take the stop to hear what Kelly would get Rob as a gift!

See you tomorrow for the next leg of our journey :o)

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Rob's Birthday Blog Train - Edbrella Discusses Twilight

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD

JOIN HANDS

IT'S A BLOG TRAIN

A BLOG TRAIN!

WOOOOOO-WOOOOOO!!  ALL ABOARD!  THE EDBRELLA CARRIAGE OF ROB'S BIRTHDAY BLOG-TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION!

SO HERE IT IS, TWI-STED EDBRELLA PAYS HOMAGE TO ROB BY DISCUSSING TWILIGHT AND WHY WE LOVE IT (WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE TRIED TO STICK TO ANYWAY, BUT YOU KNOW US!)

Becky says:
If you had to choose, what’s your fave Twilight bit?


Gemma says:
No question...
"Get in the car"
Yum



Becky says:
I like the bit where they are chatting in the rain. He looks so hot, all wet & edible, lol.





Has nothing to do with his acting abilities though, lol
What’s yours Sarah?


sarah says:
I loved when he walked into the canteen, cos it made me sit up and say "Hello gorgeous"


Becky says:
Rofl

Gemma says:
Yep, that is a good bit. I think this song fits perfectly as our soundtrack to his entrance:

sarah says:
And at the end when he goes to bite her neck but kisses her and she's all ‘harumpf’ lol, love that bit

Becky says:
I still like the bit where they are chatting in the rain. I like watching it run down into his mouth, lol

sarah says:
LOL you weirdo Becky

Becky says:
not bothered, lol

sarah says:
hehehe, yeah he's almost like drinking it and she's like ‘Oh is it raining?’

Becky says:
He just looks so hot in that bit. Mmmmm
I also like the bit where he icks her up before prom and he and Charlie are seeing who can sit up straighter!

Gemma says:
icks?
licks maybe?

sarah says:
hehehe, I don't like the bit where he runs up the mountain, its almost like Billy Whizz, he should have speed circles, it looks too weird and in this day and age it could have been done better!

Gemma says:
Yes, it's like those spinny circles with the 3 legs, I always thought that!　

sarah says:
3 legs rolf, I'm jake the pg deedle leedle leedle um

Gemma says:
ROFL
or ROLF

Becky says:
3 legs?

sarah says:
LOL
when he's running up the mountain with Bella

Becky says:
it logged me off and i missed that bit, lol
oh, rofl

Gemma says:
Now I've got Jake's 3rd leg in my head too

sarah says:
ok we can cut the jake the peg out and just say we felt it could have been done better lol

Gemma says:
Lol

Becky says:
eww
thats not really a tribute to rob, though, lol

sarah says:
now now, no Jake, no 3rd leg lol - respectful ladies

Gemma says:
I'm really not sure we can cut the sarcasm
We are Brits after all

Becky says:
or the filth
What about their kiss?

sarah says:
I really like the growling at the guys in the car park, that was cool and really well done cos it could have looked really, really stupid
Ooooo the kiss, how many times have I rewound that, when he shoves her back on the bed and she's got her legs open already LMAO, innocent my arse



Becky says:
pmsl, she is a dirty whore

sarah says:
dirty girl, dirty girl!

Gemma says:
rofl

sarah says:
sorry, right, mature and respectful ahem

Becky says:
I like the baseball game, where he is messing around with Emmett



sarah says:
I think the soundtrack fits the film much better than in New Moon...

Becky says:
yes, me too

sarah says:
Yeah shows a really human element
baseball I mean, the way they play fight
I prefer twilight out of them so far because it keeps the ethereal, other worldliness of the vampires, they look different but not plastic, the soundtrack just "fits" better and I think Catherine Hardwick did a better job. This is a cult film whereas New Moon is a block buster

Becky says:
and they have better hair

sarah says:
oh god yes and wardrobe were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better
wtf happened to wardrobe???

Becky says:
cos obviously that important, lol

sarah says:
If i was in the film (which I should have been hehe) then I'd refuse the wigs for sure

Becky says:
blind people, lol
Twilight is packed full of emotion, I loved it.

Gemma says:
I have no idea why the actors have never refused the clothes and wigs

sarah says:
It was angsty in New Moon but I think they made it more acceptable to boys with the wolves etc it just had a shed load more money thrown at it which doesn't always mean better

Becky says:
I agree, twilight was a proper vamp pic.
without the gore of course

sarah says:
I mean twilight was HUGE, made millions, New Moon was anticipated because of Twilight and I was a little disappointed, I think Volturi scenes were done well but it just had too much of a look at me I'm a franchise movie

Becky says:
There just wasn't enough Edward in it for me, lol

sarah says:
Nik, which bit’s your fave from Twilight? I reckon you watched it more than any of us lol Put together hehe

Nikki says:
oooh lol I watched it again yesterday
I like the cafeteria bit where she first sees him

sarah says:
Ooooo me too, me tooo

Nikki says:
lol

sarah says:
I said that too

Becky says:
Doesn't everyone, lol


Gemma says:
This can be our theme for that scene:



Nikki says:
Sparkly Edward obv

I love the bit where Bella tells Charlie she's got a date with Edward, Charlie cracks me up there

sarah says:
I like when Jessica says no one is good enough for him and he does his loppy smile-sigh

Nikki says:
mmmmmmmmmm yes

sarah says:
Cleaning his gun LMAO-classic!

Becky says:
Yes, sarah i love the smile bit

Nikki says:
I love the “Get in the car” bit

sarah says:
I just love Twilight and I think I will like it more than any of the others

Nikki says:
The kiss when she wraps her hands in his hair

sarah says:
The growl at the blokes

Nikki says:
oh the growl does things to my lady bits

sarah says:
hehe yeah I know

Becky says:
Is it just me with the rain then?

sarah says:
um I think so
Becky says:
I don't care, lol. I still he he looks hottest in that bit, lol

Nikki says:
do you mean when he licks the rain off his lips?

Becky says:
yes

Nikki says:
Oooh me too

Becky says:
see, I am not weird!

sarah says:
LOL you're not alone Becks
I was only teasing hehe

Nikki says:
I have been known to rewind the lip licking bit

sarah says:
Really? Maybe I'm the weirdo.....oh wait I am the weirdo

Becky says:
you will notice it next time you watch, lol

sarah says:
I will I will specifically watch it over and over and see if it does owt to me lol
So why do we like Twilight?

Nikki says:
hmmmmmmm
I love twilight because it's a romance with the added value of sexy vampires

Becky says:
Because there’s tons of chemistry and is all dark & mysterious and full of unknown actors

sarah says:
I like it because it’s a love against all odds movie, a vampire movie (my favourite) its the girl feels not good enough, gorgeous guy loves her regardless. It’s what every girl who ever felt not quite good enough wants. It’s the dream, to get the beautiful guy and be able to hold him

Nikki says:
yep all good points
and Edward is a sexy mo fo
bonus

Becky says:
and the music is fab

Nikki says:
I've only got to like the music over time from watching the film so much. It's not my type of music

sarah says:
and Edward is the perfect boyfriend despite being a vampire lol, loyal, loving, desperately gorgeous, sensitive, sexy as hell, rich, and will always be there.....up until he decides to leave because he's a dick then.
I loved Twilight soundtrack way better than New Moon, there are only about 4 tracks on NM I really like

Becky says:
Perfect apart from wanting to eat her lol

sarah says:
yeah but he is even willing to control that for her
he is willing to try anything until he thinks he's no good for her and fucks off

Becky says:
true.

sarah says:
ultimate sacrifice he thinks, he's going to give her up for her own good, to protect her,

Becky says:
men are so stupid sometimes, lol

sarah says:
men are such dicks regardless of being vamp or otherwise, even Jake as a wolf is a dick, so it crosses all barriers of the supernatural, men are just naturally dicks

Nikki says:
see Aaliyah's POV in parts is hilarious
she summed the saga up yesterday. Twilight, Edward and bella meet. New Moon is when Edward leaves for a bit and jake is a wolf. Eclipse is when they get married and breaking dawn is when bella becomes a vamp
Although she doesn't want to be a vamp cos drinking blood would be gross

sarah says:
LOL very to the point

Nikki says:
She likes Victorias hair because it's curly like hers

sarah says:
lol, drinking blood wouldn't be so bad if you had to lol, I kid, I kid

Nikki says:
"do you like Laurent’s muscles too mummy?" “he's got nice colour skin.”
"I like james's hair better in the fighting film (never back down)
She comes out with loads of Twilight stuff, I'm afraid she's brainwashed

sarah says:
James had a bad wig in Twilight, it was "the begining" of the bad hair saga

Nikki says:
Ooh my fave from yesterday.....because I've told her I want to kiss Edward....."You know when you kiss him mummy, do you think you'll give Jacob and Bella a hug to say hello?" ROFL

sarah says:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh kids, you gotta love em

Nikki says:
Oh don't get me started on the bad hair

sarah says:
did you say you'd shake bella's hand and put a bag on Tay Tay's head?

Nikki says:

she knows I like his muscles and not his face lol

                                         I know this is New Moon.  My blog, my rules ;o)

sarah says:
Why did you like it the first time you saw it?

Nikki says:
Ooh I liked the new view on vampires. They don't explode in sunlight and they don't have to be bad

sarah says:
I saw an advert for Twilight when I came out of seeing another film and I thought pah, vampires, go out in the day, drinking in animal blood, what's this nonsense and the poster didn't do Rob justice so I ignored it totally. It wasn't till I added it to my Love Film list and it arrived I saw it. I was prepared to be unimpressed and i was until the cafeteria scene when "heeelllllllllllllllooo"

Becky says:
Well I watched Twilight after being relentlessly hassled by my sis. I had it on Lovefilm too, lol. I watched it every thur for about 5 weeks after (hubs is out on a thur, lol)

Nikki says:
I saw the film before I read the books and just loved it. I watched it again the next day then got the first book. I told gemma about it and about Rob. The rest is history.

sarah says:
My friend leant me the New Moon to read as I'd seen Twilight but I bought Twilight and thats when the addiction started. I fell in love with Edwards character. I remember texting my mate and saying I fricking love edward Cullen lol

Nikki says:
Yeah it was Edward character that got me properly hooked

sarah says:
She told me about Rob websites so I looked up a few, ended up on Twitarded, met Stan & Becky, made my way over to Edbrella and ta daaaaa

Nikki says:
Once gemma was hooked she introduced me to twitarded and I felt like i'd come home
Endless hours have been spent goggling rob and co but i've made some fantastic friends through it all

Becky says:
I read the books in about 4 days lol. I wanted my own Edward, lol. Thats when hubs started to hate twilight, lol
too many lols. must stop

Twitarted has a lot to answer for! (note from Stan ~ I edited a lot of the typos in this, but love 'Twitarted' so left it PMSL!)
oh god, can't type today
goggling, lol

Nikki says:
there's a definate feel of community in the bloggy world
goggling pmsl prob better than googlin anyway

sarah says:
I like the books better than the films tbh although you see Rob obviously, yeah hubs hated it then, now he just shakes his head at me

Nikki says:
I love the books big time. My hubs is tolerant to my obsession. Yesterday when I said "it's time" he left the room to play on X Box

Becky says:
"it’s time" pmsl

So, there you have it, Twilight discussed Edbrella stylee.  Hope you liked it!

The next stop on your blog train is My discomROBulation, take the stop to hear Kelly's views on Edward's Piano Concerto!

See you tomorrow for the next leg of our journey :o)

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Robmusement

Twired

My Rob Addiction
Trixie and Tess Tell All

True Blood Twilight

Getting to know you idea

Morning all.

I think you'll agree that we've become a nice little community here at Edbrella Towers. We all joined due to our obsession with all things Twilight/Rob and very happy it's made us

                                                                               
As we've posted and had some fanfuckingtastic conversations going in the comments it's made me want to know more about you all. What makes you smile, angry, horny (Rob obv) etc.

I thought we could get a little list going of who wants to take part. 

Mr Pantz has fucking stupidly bravely agreed to be our first victim (cue evil laughter) sooooo it's over to all you Ho's to come up with questions for him.

 

                                     brave or stupid? you decide                                          

e mail me with Q's for Mr Pantz     mrs_n_wall@yahoo.co.uk    and please put questions for Mr Pantz in the subject box.

Also e mail me if you want to take part yourselves in the future

Love and group hugs
 xxx

Friday Fun Five!

So, last week's FFF winner was itsjustme from Robmusement and Memoirs of a Robmance.  So, without further ado, and because RL is sucking all of my ability to think from me right now, let's go straight to the questions!

I am so happy that Poptart picked me for this honor. I had a lot of fun coming up with the questions and hopefully I didn't duplicate anyone else's past questions. Just in case I threw an extra in.

1.) What's your go to sexy outfit? It can be a LBD or lingerie.
I have a very skimpy maid's costume complete with fishnet stockings and a feather duster.

Note from Stan: The minute my hubs finds a feather duster attractive, he'll be finding himself with one in hand dusting the bloody wooden blinds that seemed such a good idea at the time.

2.) You wake up 10 years younger and flawlessly beautiful and fit.
You win the lottery-10 million dollars.
You spend one day -24 hours-with Rob and do anything you wish.

Choose one and explain your answer.

I've been young and beautiful once upon a time and it's not all it's cracked up to be. Money can't buy happiness and has never been very important to me. I choose Rob and I would want to spend all 24 hours alone with him. Talking, laughing,and eating and I would want to do it all naked.

3.) Have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend over a man?

I got into a fist fight with my best friend in 5th grade because her boyfriend kissed me. We were never friends again after that but she married the cheating bastard.

4.) What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

I once had an entire dream about The Flintstones, in cartoon and everything. I was Wilma and Fred pissed me off and I beat him half to death with a golf club and then packed up the foot mobile and moved in with Mr. Slade.

5.) What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to?

During a game a truth of dare in my senior year of high school, I was dared to run down the street topless. I never even made it out of the house. When I left my friends bedroom-topless-her dad was standing in the hallway.

6.) Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex. How many calories have you burned in the last week (7 days) ?

1200 for me. Who needs exercise?

Thanks itsjustme!  Answers in the comments as usual people :o)

Community FanFic Thursday - It's AH time!

Oh yep, he's def all human *slurp*

Yep, I think it's time for an AH, or All Human fic!  No vampire speed shagging, no bestiality (well, not with werewolves anyway) and no venom glistening on any part of anybody's anatomy. 

I'm late posting today thanks to my busy lifestyle(!) - yet another appointment with Will, a special chair for at school this time, and then took H for a haircut because the photographer's comoing to nursery tomorrow. It's all exciting stuff here, I can tell you!  Oh, and don;t even get me started on the fact it's general election day over here!  No, seriously, don't.  I hate politics, I'll be asleep quicker than Bella with Edward singing her lullaby to her.

"So then Gordon Brown said *Edward adopts Scottish accent* 'I've talked to people who are frustrated like me that the big issues are....Bella?  Bella?"

Ok, CFF fans, here we go....Oh did I forget to mention it was going to be Brit? ;o)

  "Mmm, thanks Jean, that was delicious!"  I said to the small woman with the greasy permed hair and grubby pinny, who ran my favourite local greasy spoon.  I placed my knife and fork back down on the plate and wiped my greasy hands on the paper napkin on the table.  You couldn't beat a good fry-up to start the day, and the way that Jean fried the black pudding in lard meant it was just about the best you could get. 
  She smiled at me.
  "You're welcome love.  Will I see you tomorrow?"
  I picked up the mug and drained the last of my tea, before putting it back on the scratched formica table top and scraping my chair back as I stood.
 "Yep, can't see why not.  Laters baby!"
  I could still hear her giggling as I pulled the door open, the bell above it jangling noisily.

  As I reached the van Emmett was just putting his fag out on the ground.  He turned to look at me, an unreadable expression on his face.
  "What's up?"  I asked him, freezing with one hand on the door handle.
  "Jasper just called.  You'll never guess what's happened."
  "What?" I asked.  Emmett took a deep breath before he replied....

Jobs you wish you had

This post was thought up during another random MSN chat with Stan. It seemed like a good idea at the time so i'm going with it.

We're all in agreement about poor old Jackspers wigs

                                                                  Seriously WTF?????

Sooo the ideal job in this situation...................

                                                                    A wigmaker!
And check out her at work dildo, she can just hop on when she feels like it. Stan reckons the green bottle is her lube, it makes sense. What a job eh?

Next

Beacob has manky nails (so Stan says) so he needs a good old manicure. Any offers?

                                                                           Ewwww

I'd do it if I could get away with wearing this

                                                         this came up when I googled beautician!

Next

Wardrobe

                                                               Borrrrrrrrrring

More of this..............................

                                                    I know Edward isn't a fireman but look at that baby ;)

                                                    who said double denim doesn't look good

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  always a good look!
Next

Lipstick putter onnerer

                                                           Jammy bitch!
Nuff said                      


What job would you like to have?

This is not a proper post ;)

It's me wishing my son Jamie a Happy 18th Birthday

                                                                              
                                                  A tiny 2lb 7oz baby

                                                                             
                                                                   To a strapping 18 year old

And here's his cake. I know Lisa wanted to see it :)