I arrived at Mary's, thankfully the weather held off so I didn't have to ride a sheep - which, for the record we don't keep for kinky reasons. Thanks for that Mary *tut* ;o). And I only got told off by Mr Stan a few times on the journey down for my random and uncontrolled "WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOS" and involuntary handclaps.
I jumped out of the car at Mary's and we WOOOOHOOOOOO'd at each other and waved Mr Stan and the Stanlets off to my parent's house. We were very good, got our Rob mugs out for the occasion (I use mine every day, but Mary's was yet to be christened) and settled down to watch Twilight.
Part way through I excused myself to go to the toilet and changed into a little surprise I'd prepared for Mary. Muahahahaaaa! Her reaction was priceless, I really wished you could all have seen her when I walked back into the room as..........
Uncanny, I think you'll agree
I thought Mary was going to collapse on the floor, or at least wet herself, but thankfully she managed to get back under control. I thought about keeping the outfit on, we hatched a plan that Mary could pose as my carer and it would keep the fangirls away, but in the end I did change back, November is a little too chilly for jorts when you're not a werewolf. I did keep her on her toes with unexpected mask wearing throughout the rest of the day though.
Mary hadn't heard the soundtrack for New Moon, so we had a little listen while Mary cooked dinner. Here is our review, as requested by TwiWeasel: Not very impressed, overall mainly shit. Skipped at least three tracks after about 20 seconds because they were especially shit, the rest were not quite as bad, although still not really our thing.
Finally, and many WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOs and handclaps later (good job her house isn't overlooked!) it was time to leave.
Mini-E, Chimpsten & Mini-J ready to go
I gave Mary instructions that, should I get knocked down in the car park that she should still have me wheeled into the cinema to watch the film. It was very British, we had to queue to get through the doors, then they had another queue and were taking people through in small groups. We got seated and, due to the fact we were a good 20yrs older than most of the rest of the audience I decided not to get Mini-E and Mini-J out, although there's no holding Chimpsten back and she got herself comfy in the cupholder, which kept us giggling during the film everytime we looked down at her.
Anyway, we LOVED the film! We won't give any spoilers yet seeing as not everybody has seen it. Obviously there were bits that we were both disappointed to see missing, but we realise that not everything could be fitted into 2hrs 10mins (although we'd happily have sat through several hours more of it!).
Sadly Mary woke up very ill yesterday. I've heard from her this morning and she has swine flu. She thinks it's God passing judgement on her for perving at the man-boy (I did this without shame so escaped the judgement muahaha!) and I agree.
Get well soon Mary, you dirty swine...
To everybody still to se it, especially TwiWeasel and mmMoxie who are seeing it today, have a fantastic time, we'll swap notes soon!