Monday, 23 November 2009

Sensory Overload

OK this may be kinda, sorta, somewhat a spoiler thingy...maybe...
Woooooo! Hoooooo! Halleluiah! I have seen the light! And by the light, I mean New Moon.

Finally.

Here's how the day went down... One of my very bestest friends in the whole wide world, Tigerlillyrose, and I had a Girls Day Out on Sunday, and if I do say so myself, our day ROCKED!!

We started out with some margaritas...mmmm....margaritas...oh yeah, and lunch. Feeling as if I didn't have a care in the world (I assume she felt the same), we made a brief stop at the mall to check out washing machines as mine went tits up on Saturday. At this point in time, I really didn't give a shit about looking at washers, I just wanted to get to the fucking movie already. We did have a long conversation on the benefits of the spin cycle, though. There was mention of a 2 x 4, bolts in the wall, and a strap to hold you on...but in the end we decided that the spin cycle "O" is mostly hype. *sigh*

Aaannnd...off to the movie we went. I have never, ever seen that many people in the theater on a Sunday afternoon, ever. I am sooooooo glad I went ahead and bought the tickets online last week. My peace of mind was worth the extra three bucks.

I have to say, I was surprised at how many guys there were in the theater! There must have been A LOT of men getting some "Thank you for taking me to see New Moon" sex on Sunday afternoon, lemme tell ya! We sat in a little section where no one could sit by us...two seats all by themselves...because we didn't want to share our experience with anyone else. Yeah, we're selfish that way.

at the movie

TwiWeasel and Tigerlillyrose at New Moon. Really. We're in there. Betcha wish you could be such a fucking great photograper too.

I let out my first squeak when I saw the fucking Summit logo. I’m not kidding. Tigerlillyrose either didn’t hear, or chose to ignore it…not sure which. There was a lot of eye rolling on her part, directed at me throughout the movie though.

I thought they did a really good job on sticking to the book…loved how they showed showing October, November, December. Had wondered how they would do that. I really liked the idea that she emails Alice all the time, too even though they are undeliverable. Otherwise, we might have missed a lot on what she was feeling.

OK, I know…get to the half naked men…W.O.W. I have to say...Jacob is HAWT!!!!! I haven't switched sides or anything, but OMG, he is some mighty fine eye candy!!! MMMM mmmm Good! Yowza! I lost count of how many times I groaned out loud when Jake was on the screen. But I was nowhere near as loud as the Team Jacob group down in front. When he took off his shirt…it was the most noise that I’ve ever heard in a darkened theater! (Aside from laughing in an appropriate place, that is.) Even I let out a small whoop (then giggled and blushed even though no one could see me.)

The humans were kick ass funny…and Charlie stole the scene every time. I LOVED his ladies man line, and his Porn Stache looks so much better this time around! (Right, Mama C?) The fight scene at the end was awesome although not quite true to the book, but it made for a good visual. I thought Kstew did a much better job with her stammering and blinking in this one, but she needs to take screaming lessons.

Hey, Kristen…give Jamie Lee Curtis a call…really.

I know, I know…I haven’t even mentioned Edward yet…because my heart is still up in my throat!! His groan during the kiss, and those pants *moan* oh those pants…waaaaaaaaay down low…treasure trail…sparkles…and when he says “you can go to hell…” it’s too much!

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Just in case you weren't sure what I was getting at.

Sensory overload!!!

I.

Am.

Died.

*thud*

So yeah, um, I really liked the movie.

16 comments:

TwiWeasel said...

Is it lame to be the first one to comment on your own post? Oh well...

I forgot to add that we finished off the evening with more margaritas! Yay!

Stan said...

Yes it is ;o). However, since it's extra info it doesn't count lol.

So pleased you had a fab time, bummer about the washing machine though. PMSL at your photo! Love those Edward ones though, he does shirtless well :o). Right, just sneaked on while Mr Stan went for a fag ;o) so best go xx

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LMAO with the screaming lessons....I can think of a few other lessons I'd like to give her...just sayin'

TwitardedMom said...

Margaritas & Rob sound like a perfect day. Why didn't I think of that.

Thanks for the pic. I've seen New Moon twice and still can't get enough of the shirtless hotties.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@TwiWeasal - So glad you could finally join us :) Glad you liked the movie and thanks for posting the pic of Happy Trail Rob. That image has been burned in my brain for months now, so why in the hell can't I dream about him looking like that? I've only had one dream about Rob, and he was dressed like his character from The Bad Mother's Handbook. WTF?!

TigerlilyRose said...

Ah yes Margarita and Movie Sunday will continue for a very long time to come...though Twiweasel did forget to mention one thing...The beautiful man who CARDED us for Margaritas...Thank you Mr Carlos O'Kelley man...you are AMAZING...no kidding he was very cute!

Twiweasel was spot on with her critique. The action was very good, considering they were making a movie from a book with really very little major "action" in it.

Jake is um-um good...he does make one think about switching sides...though I am not sure I am on a side (will I get kicked off the site for saying such a thing? *grin*giggle*)..I think I'd rather be in the middle...kind of like a TigerlilyRose sandwich...hold the mustard and add some peppers, please, I like it HOT! *ahhhh*ohhh*

Charlie rocks and Bella is a pathetically whiny as always...I get the teen angst thing and I am quite sure I was just as whiny when I was seventeen (though that was just last week) but really get at least a loose grip on yourself, oh selfish one. I am in this sandwich, take your turn. *giggle* Love ya Bells!

Much love to my bestest Twiweasel...

TigerlilyRose

Stan said...

Welcome Tigerlily to the madness of Twi-sted Edbrella *waves*.

Nope, you won't be kicked off here for not picking a side, I myself am anticipating the arrival of my Edward AND Jake full-size cutouts (if the bastards at play.com don't put the release date back again for a third time. Pah). Jake will be stored next to the radiator and Edward outside in the garage for the full authentic experience.

Oh, watch where you're putting those peppers btw, could get painful. Muahahaaa!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Sprtzmom - Sorry he was dressed in your dream. He was fully clothed in the one and only dream I've ever had with him in it too. Even in my dreams though, I am true to form...I went all Bela-esque, blushing and stammering. *rolls eyes*

@ TigerlilyRose - *smacks head* How could I forget to mention getting carded?!?!? Sheesh! And jftr, I still think he looked a little like Kellan. Kinda. Oh, and TigerlilyRose, meet Stan, my OL Bestie...and Mary's lurking somewhere...

@ Stan - I toldja she was just like me! Bwahahaha! How are you feeling today, btw?

@ Mary? Maaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy! Feeling better? Come and play!

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - I watched NM Sunday night (round 2) with several friends, after margaritas too! We split a pitcher between 3 people, some others had wine or fancy margaritas, hit the point of no return, and then downed a second pitcher. New Moon was great, and we were giggly because of the marg's, but all of us had to pee really badly, and the next morning we were wishing we had stuck to just one pitcher. Aren't we old enough to know better, WTF?!

Jelena said...

Will I understand after I see NM why Bella should call Jamie Lee Curtis?

hehe

TigerlilyRose said...

@Twiweasel...I still don't see the Kellan in Mr. O'Kelley..but whatev! And WTF does "toldja she was just like me" mean...*laughing*rolled eyes*

@Stan...Thanks for the welcome.

@Jelena...Jamie Lee Curtis is the best movie Screamer EVER! Bella needs lessons, seeing the movie will help!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - it's called living in the moment. I've had a few moments that I regret living in, too.

@ Jelena - You can figure out why she needs lessons from Jamie Lee (aka The Scream Queen) from the previews alone!!

@ Tigerlily - It was the hair...and I meant no offense...I was just braggin' you up! *wink*

Jelena said...

@TwiWeasel and TigerlilyRose - yes, I noticed in the trailers that she didn't really scream in her sleep the way I'd imagined her scream, but I was hoping that they just chose a bad segment. Guess not.

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I am so glad you mentioned the pants, I mean how low can they go? Well floor level for me actually including his knickers, if he wears any. I kinda thing Rob is a commando type of guy on a lot of occasions. I can't see him in tighty whitey's. Well I could, if I close my eyes and think really hard. Now htere's another tangent, really hard, hehe oh my thinking really hard and happy trails and tighty whiteys and I can't breathe, oh my Rob, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-breath out, inhale and look at the picture again.....

word verif-blitsup-its all gone blitsup today. ORRRRRRRRRRR Robs felt my blitsup (hehehe, I sssssooooooooooooooo wish it t'were true)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Hmmm my post didn't appear, I was looking at the picture above of our Rob with his low slung pants and was wondering how low can they go? To the floor for me, including his knickers please hehe, then I thought does he wear knickers or does he go commando cos I can't imagine Rob in his tighty whities really, well I can, if I think really hard. Haha@really hard, oh my now I got a mental pic of Rob really hard but commando, oh my , hur hur, looking at the pic, happy trails, no pants, arrgh commando-strangled sigh, choking on own glee, ok breathe, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, inhale, go look at pic again, exhale, oh dear lord....I'm ok, honest, haha back to work for me....Rob, nekkid, in my office....stop it Sarah, stop it now-beats self with imaginary stick. Wonder if Rob likes smacking arses.....

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

oooo now both posts have appeared, so you can now see how far I went off on another tangent with the 2nd attempt at thiking of Rob in no pants.........Ohhhhh here I go again