Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Something I've recently noticed on Rob...

I've penned an ode to a certain part of Rob's anatomy that I've noticed recently.  The chorus came to me spontaneously when I was at Mary's house on Friday and now pops into my head everytime I spy this on Rob.  I apologise now for ruining this song and these pics for you all for life...




You popped up on Rob's forehead
Like you were trying to escape
You snaked up from his monobrow
A few shades lighter than grape
I didn't notice you at first
Now all I can do is gape
And all the girls dream that they are licking you
They are licking you, his

Forehead Vein
You probably think this post is about you
Forehead Vein
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?











It's even in New Moon!  Really, I had to point it out to Mary *nudge*, "Look, forehead vein" *snigger*

Oh well.  I still would.....

15 comments:

Bex said...

Something about "Forehead vein" sounds so dirty! *siggle* Maybe it's just me....

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

"You're where you should be
all the time
and when you're not you're with
Some stutterring chick with a mullet...chick with a mullet, yeah....forehead vein.."

TwiWeasel said...

I have noticed the forehead vein as well...though I would have never mentioned it. I'm too classy for that...

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Who the fuck am I trying to kid?!?! I absolutely would have mentioned it...Stan just beat me to it.

@ Stan - You are...something else.

Rob's Bitch said...

Hahahahaha - you always get me in trouble - causing me to laugh at work!

Verification word - "corsen" - Rob is corsen through my "veins" (forehead and otherwise)

Z Any Mouse said...

My mind is really in the gutter this morning because after reading your post, all I can think about is the vein in the nether region. I want to see that too!

Jelena said...

Hahahahahahahaha, snots came out of my nose, how hard I laughed at your reply Z Any Mouse. Now that is all I can think about. And perhaps it's a good thing, as I have that chapter 3 to write.

Anyhoo, Stan, I really like that photo of him with the earphones. It looks so natural, and Rob's really beautiful in it.

Spaeking of photos, when are we going to get that post of everyone's faves?

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - Nether region? Ahh...you mean the Purple Headed Warrior? Trouser Snake? Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger? Baloney Pony? 100% All Beef Thermometer? Shall I go on?

@ Jelena - I really like that earphone pic too. Very natural and real. Chapter 3...YAY!! Me likey! Can't wait!

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - Snort, chortle, wiping tears away! Cut to the chase would ya?! I'm not sure what you mean :)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Pork sword, john thomas, todger, the one eyed python, the one holed piccolo, willy, the white (or black or whatever depending on what colour it is) mamba, weiner, schlong, cock, didgeredoo, wang, whatever, I'd go toot that flute, give him a ham shank, drain the main (be it purple or otherwise) vein, be the one holed piccolo player, ring his dingaling. I'd do owt for that man lmao-even that, I'd even laugh my ass off should he so wish. Just want him to come and play at my house, I'd show him my collection of etchings mwahhahahaha, c'mere lil boy, Mrs Robinsons on the rampage!!!!!!!!!!

Word verif-subab- I'd even subab his kebab LOL

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z Any Mouse - um...pee pee?

@ Nebilet - *cough*show off*cough*

@ Jelena - Stan's working on it...

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Nah its just the english we have a trillion words for dick cos we don't like saying PENIS hahaha, its like the eskimo's and snow lol

Z Any Mouse said...

You guys are making my eyes water!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Nebilet - I figured you just went to the slang dictionary! *eye roll* We Americans don't really care for the word penis, either. Cock, Dick, Junk, Wang, Man-Meat...whatever.

@ Z Any Mouse - I am soooooo not sorry. Hee Hee!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

@Z Any Mouse-I know I'd like Rob to make my eyes water-fnarr fnarr.

@Twi-Weasel-who's showing off now with your man meat lol

Stan said...

OMG, did I really start this with my post? Remind me to never post anything involving the words 'Fore', 'Head' or 'Vein' again!

;o) Haha, loving it really lol!