Evening all :)
Ooh I feel so left out *sniff* I've missed out on all the lovely post coital film stuff. I've been far too ill to revel in the gloriousness that is New Moon.
I saw that Stan posted the pic of herself as Jacob, how I managed to stop myself from pissing all over the sofa I don't know!! Bless her, she is special ;) I loved, loved, loved the film. I know there's a few that still haven't seen it so I won't spoil anything by saying too much. And i'm still not functioning fully yet anyway.
I do believe however, that the reason I was hit with the dreaded Swine Flu is all down to me perving over Jacob! And I did perve. There was one scene, the one in the rain where all I looked at was his left nipple *hangs head* I know, it's not right, it's sooooooo bloody wrong that I was slapped with Swine Flu as judgement on me for being a raging Cougar. Stan appears to be immune as she deems him fair play. Technically she's sort of right. However I have a son the same age as him so noooooo noooooo nooooooo!! Mrs Lautner, I apologise for lusting after your son (s right nipple) I have since suffered greatly you will be glad to hear. I've lost count of the times I pissed myself from coughing too hard (3 kids = no pelvic floor) I look like shit and I'm still aching in places that shouldn't ache. My ribs are sooo tender it's agony if I sneeze or cough. Oh who am I kidding, I'm just glad to know I still have ribs under these layers of fat!!!
You have been warned. Perve at your own risk ;)
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