Thursday, 19 November 2009

Severe weather warnings for tomorrow.....

.............Sooooooooo we have a plan for Stan (bonus little rhyme there)

As Stan is travelling approx 110 miles tomorrow so we can see New Moon together Woooooooohoooooooo and bearing in mind the awful weather conditions that have been predicted, we've come up with a well thought up plan.

The first suggestion was for her to run! But that's obviously a ridiculous idea *tut*

So, the next one had to be more practical. As Stan has access to sheep, don't ask it's a bit kinky *cough* We decided she could ride a sheep here!!

This little chap looks a bit like Stan too!

After the journey though, the sheep may look like this


Shame eh?

But no worries, we've even thought of how to deal with this


Ta dah, a lamb curry for after the movie

All bases have been covered methinks ;)
Mary xxx
                                                 

15 comments:

Jelena said...

I am full of envy and sadness. Not only am I home sick, but I have to wait until December 3rd for New Moon to come out in Serbia. I know, I know, you've all seen me whine about this for a while now, but I just can't not feel so out of the fucking loop. :(

Mary said...

@Jelena oh no, that sucks :( have a (((hug))) from me hun. I promise to enjoy it twice as much tomorrow night just for you
xxx

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Mary - Freaking hilarious! Please tell Stan to Be Safe.

@Jelena - That sucks big time!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Jelena - I am so sorry!!! I have to wait till Sunday, and I thought that was bad!! I can't imagine!

@ Stan & Mary - Ride safely! Enjoy your lamb curry. *gag* Don't make too much of an ass of yourselves by either Squeeeeeee-ing louder than the Tweeny Fangirls, or by punching the Tweeny fangirls in the mouth when they scream "I love you Edward" at the screen.

Stan said...

@ Jelena (((hugs))), I'm so excited because I'm going 'home' this weekend too, off to stay with my parents for the weekend when I leave Mary's on Saturday.

@ Mary PMSL! My own fault for suggesting such things in Messenger I s'pose! Oh, and for the record, I look nothing like that freaky small person on the sheep *tut*.

@ TwiWeasel, will try not to punch any fangirls, can't promise not to ram mini-E up their noses though.

Stan said...

@ Lisa, forgot to say thanks for the 'Be Safe' lol.

Z Any Mouse said...

@Stan - It's too bad you can't ride on Edward's back for 110 miles. I'm sure it would be quite enjoyable, and safe.

sprtzmom1721 said...

@Stan - Have a fantastic trip!

@Z Any Mouse - You seriously crack me up all the time.

Stan said...

@ Z Any Mouse, thanks for planting that one in my head *sigh* ;o)

Mary said...

@Stan, ok your hair isn't quite the same as the little fellas, I'll give you that one ;)

Stan said...

Cheeky bint

Jelena said...

Thanks for the hugs and words of encouragament gals, means a lot. Yes, please do enjoy NM for me as well. I just have to stay strong. But as a bonus, I had a dream about Robward the night before. Amazing. He was so into me. He was a vampire, and nibbled on my thumb. Even though it really hurt, it made me all wet. :D

TwiWeasel said...

@ Z any Mouse - I'd rather ride his front for 110 miles!!

@ Jelena - Nibbled your thumb and made you wet?! You are one freaky chick!

Z Any Mouse said...

@TwiWeasel - You had better have a BIG bottle of Motrin on hand for that, and a wheelchair, heh.

Jelena said...

@TwiWeasel, thank you, hahaha. It was so erotic for some reason. He didn't actually penetrate the skin, but was biting it really hard. And just the fact that it was him made me wet... you know, he could've done anything to me, and I'd still freak out over him, LoL.