I can't even describe how much better I feel about my obvious and continued mental health and behavioural issues since I found these two. Their blog http://twitarded.blogspot.com/ is now my first stop every morning (sorry Facebook) and I can rely on their posts and the comments box to make me pee my pants a little bit every day. Anyway, what better way to pay tribute than for me to spend yet more of my time that I should be doing housework (boooo!) composing a parody for them. So, in the style of The Killers Mr Brightside, here we go. A one, two, one, two, three, four...
I'm Twitarded Too Guys
I'm clicking onto my faves
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta log in
Because I want it all
It started out with a book
How did it end up like this?
It was only a book
It was only a book
Now I'm reading the blog
And I'm laughing out loud
Clicking onto a vid
With my tongue hanging out
Now I'm stuck to the spot
While the images pass
Fuck, RPattz is so hot
And he's flashing chest hair now
Taking off his shirt now
Trousers low
And I have to look, it's killing me
I'm out of control
JJ & STY, make me laugh until I cry
Horking liquids down my nose
With their manic Twilight prose
But it's just the price I pay
Twilight blogs are calling me
Open up my cougar eyes
I'm Twitarded too guys
I'm clicking onto my faves
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta log in
Because I want it all
It started out with a book
How did it end up like this?
It was only a book
It was only a book
Now I'm reading the blog
And I'm laughing out loud
Clicking onto a vid
With my tongue hanging out
Now I'm stuck to the spot
While the images pass
Fuck, RPattz is so hot
And he's flashing chest hair now
He takes off his shirt now
Trousers low
And I have to look, it's killing me
I'm out of control
JJ & STY, make me laugh until I cry
Horking liquids down my nose
With their manic Twilight prose
But it's just the price I pay
Twilight blogs are calling me
Open up my cougar eyes
I'm Twitarded too guys
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4 comments:
LMFAO!!! oh that's awesome!! you are sweet. and demented a lil' bit. I like that in a person...
That made my night - it's a crappy rainy evening here in NJ and Monday to boot so it really cheered me up!
If you don't mind we'd like to repost over at Twitarded sometime? Let me know!
: )
You rock!
xo
Glad you liked it, Twitarded is my life now
;o) (Rather than just being Twitarded alone which is a lonely and worrying place to be!). I'd be thrilled if you did choose to repost it over there!
xx
No shit, Stan...I opened a second window and played Mr. Brightside and fucking sang your words out loud!! (Why, yes. I AM home alone, why do you ask?) Fucking brilliant!
@ TwiWeasel, I can't believe you needed privacy for that! Actually I can, imagine how many times I had to do that while I was writing it. My behaviour is really going to have to get more stable before Harry can talk and give me away!
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