Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Stills from New Moon Trailer Starring *fanfare* Mini Edward!

So here in his debut role is Mini Edward.  Can't stop, it's gone to his head, he's shouting me to take the yellow ones out of his M&M's...

"The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty. They enforce the law."
"Yummers, finger nails. Chomp."

"You're a human who knows entirely too much about us. They could kill us all."

"This is the last time you'll ever see me."


*Sob* rrrraaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh *sob*

"I know what he did to you..."





"What the hell were you thinking, you crazy biatch?"

"Bella, it's Edward. He thinks you're dead"

"He's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too."

"He left you Bella, he doesn't want you any more."

"He's going to make a scene."



"Here wolfy wolfy"






"I know you're only jealous cos you don't look this fuckable in a cloak" *winks*

"This may hurt a little"

"I take it back, the cloak would look hawt, I may even consider doing you myself.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


Twinatic said...

OME!!! Well, that'll make my plan to remake new moon 11/19 while we wait in line less original...

This turned out great! I love sock monkey Bella and the appearance by Sporticus!

I was having a really down moment there, and this made me laugh, thanks!

TwiWeasel said...

I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard! Bwahahahahahahaha! The bathtub pic is where I had to take my glasses off to wipe my eyes! OMG, I love it!

TwiWeasel said...

I hadn't realized I was so far behind in your blogs. Why can't I get the next one? Will work more on this when it's not so late and I'm not so fucking tired.

Stan said...

Thanks ladies, I still laugh out loud when I see monkeh Bella curled up on the leaves.

@ TwiWeasel, did you just bookmark the other post URL to your favourites instead of the general homepagey bit one? Only saying cos I did that the first time I found Twitarded, I kept checking it and wondering why they hadn't updated it then realised and had missed days worth!

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan - Why yes, that is exactly what I did! Now I have to go back and check out the ones I missed.

BTW, I am now your follower. *We're not Worthy! We're not Worthy!* Not that I really know what that means...

And I went back and looked at the pix again this morning and the one with the wolves...the tiny brown one made me hork my cerial up my nose! Thanks for that shit! I think I have some cerial stuck in my nasal cavity and later today I'll sneeze it out. Ew, gross.

Rachel Z. said...

So awesome!!!!!! I love it!!

TJB said...

That was hilarious. You have made my crappy day fun!

Becky said...

Hi! *waves* I just poped over from Twitarded!

Oh Crap! This is seriously funny! I love the one where monkey Bella fell off the bike.

mattsgirl05 said...

OMFG - I am so going to get fired from work for the amount of laughing I'm doing from desk!!

That is the most hilarious thing I have seen today!

Robinn said...

This is too freaking funny! I'm visiting from Twitarded - JJ sent me. Bella falling off the bike is hilar. You get an A++. Have bookmarked you - will be back to check and see what's going on again soon!

Z Any Mouse said...

ROFLMAO!! I see no reason why I need to see New Moon after checking out the abridged version you have here. My fav is the first pic of Bella on the bike w/Jacob standing in front. I must be pms-ing or something, because I am secretly wishing K-Stew gets that chubby in her later years.

Stan said...

Aww, thanks for the amazing reactions everyone, it makes the two hours I spent setting it all up whilst wondering why the fuck the cats were suddenly so interested in what I was doing when they normally sleep all day and hoping that my mother in law didn't walk in from next door worthwhile.

I have to say that I have three sons so my choice of actors was pretty limited on the female front. Also relieved that nobody seems to have realised the chest seen is played by my Joey McIntyre doll. Phew, got away with that one! ;o)

Twana said...

This is terrific! Tears were rolling down my face from laughing so hard.

Anonymous said...


Twinatic said...


Thanks for cracking me up over and over and ovre again!!!

I couldn't find the right music (I thought none was better than wrong...) if you can think of an artist and title, I can try to find it, and add it if I do. I hope you like it!

Stan said...

@ Twinatic, awww! Thank you so much for taking the time to do that, that's really kind! *wipes away happy tear*. I have no idea on the music front, we'll have to keep thinking!

Twinatic said...

I'll send it to JJ and STY and see if they have any ideas ;)

kim said...

I have no idea what all the toy characters are, but I love it!!!! Sock Puppet Bella - bwahahahahahahaha!

(This is Rob's Bitch, BTW. How do I comment in that name - I can't figure it out???)

Christina Padilla said...


That was the best twinactement with toys I have ever, ever seen. My sides hurt from laughing my ass off so hard.

Bella monkey on the leaves. OMG.
Bella and Edward in the water. double OMG.

I'm a total stranger but i love you.
I love twilight, you love twilight.
see. It's cool right?

omg still dying of laughter. im so booooooored at work this made my day.

Jenny Jerkface said...

I've been trying to get back here to comment but then I farted and it went all down hill from there, lol.

And HOLY FUCKING SHIT is this hysterical!!! I almost died when I saw the chimp/kstew curled up in the leaves and definitely died with the bath tub pic. This is pure fucking genius, Stan.

And if your MIL walked in on your doing this she probably would have thought you were totally bonkers.

Jenny Jerkface said...

Oh and @Twinatic - I'm working on some music for that vid. I'll email you a little later. :)

Claire said...

hysterical!!!! I actually have tears rolling down my cheeks!!!!

Twi-Me? said...

Total inspired lunacy. I love it and I love you for putting it together. Made my day! Saw the New Moon trailer with DH (went to see Zombieland...) and now I can show him this version! He thinks I'm crazy for my Twiffection. Nice to know (and for him to know) there are others like me out there it Nov. 20 yet?

Gwen said...

Oh, jeezus, jeezus!!! My first visit, here, and I tripped over the New [Mattel] Moon. FARGIN'-genius-like!!! My entire family is in bed and I've got a cold ... trust me when I tell you that the sight of me trying to NOT cry from laughter is NOT pretty.

Mary said...

Stan, that is pure genius! You know I have a weak pelvic floor at the best of times and i definately weed more than is acceptable at that.
fanfuckingtastic xxx

Anonymous said...

i love how edward is the only one who is actually himself. it makes for total awesomeness! was there any reason you chose the bid sock monkey for bella? lol. the proportions are a little off, it would be quite hilarious to have sock puppet bella tell scuba diver jake that he is really tall. lol. and i love the picture with dora as alice in the drivers seat and sock monkey bella kinda hangin off the back. that picture is so funny! and i agree with twinatic... sporticus ftw!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know how I missed this. HOLY SHIT!!! Dora as Alice...the screaming bed...Sporticus...just awesome!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

Poptarrt said...

This is genius. Bravo!

CaroSlickLips said...

This post needs to come with a warning for people to not drink/breathe/need-to-pee while reading. Bad things happen, otherwise.

This was beyond funny. The drain picture = WIN! I think monkeh Bella is so much better than real Bella. The remake of the laying in the leaves shot was PERFECT!

Thank you for making my brain almost explode from too much snort-laughter