My Tribute to Twitarded

I can't even describe how much better I feel about my obvious and continued mental health and behavioural issues since I found these two. Their blog http://twitarded.blogspot.com/ is now my first stop every morning (sorry Facebook) and I can rely on their posts and the comments box to make me pee my pants a little bit every day. Anyway, what better way to pay tribute than for me to spend yet more of my time that I should be doing housework (boooo!) composing a parody for them. So, in the style of The Killers Mr Brightside, here we go. A one, two, one, two, three, four...

I'm Twitarded Too Guys

I'm clicking onto my faves
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta log in
Because I want it all

It started out with a book
How did it end up like this?
It was only a book
It was only a book

Now I'm reading the blog
And I'm laughing out loud
Clicking onto a vid
With my tongue hanging out

Now I'm stuck to the spot
While the images pass
Fuck, RPattz is so hot

And he's flashing chest hair now
Taking off his shirt now
Trousers low

And I have to look, it's killing me
I'm out of control

JJ & STY, make me laugh until I cry
Horking liquids down my nose
With their manic Twilight prose

But it's just the price I pay
Twilight blogs are calling me
Open up my cougar eyes
I'm Twitarded too guys

I'm clicking onto my faves
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta log in
Because I want it all

It started out with a book
How did it end up like this?
It was only a book
It was only a book

Now I'm reading the blog
And I'm laughing out loud
Clicking onto a vid
With my tongue hanging out

Now I'm stuck to the spot
While the images pass
Fuck, RPattz is so hot

And he's flashing chest hair now
He takes off his shirt now
Trousers low

And I have to look, it's killing me
I'm out of control

JJ & STY, make me laugh until I cry
Horking liquids down my nose
With their manic Twilight prose

But it's just the price I pay
Twilight blogs are calling me
Open up my cougar eyes
I'm Twitarded too guys