Don'tcha

I know you like me

(I know you like me)

I know you do

(I know you do)

That's why whenever you read Twilight

It does strange things to you

And I know you want me

(I know you want me)

Because you're a wreck

(Because you're a wreck)

Everytime you imagine me

Nibbling right on your neck

Don'tcha wish your husband was cold like me?

Don'tcha wish your husband was a vamp like me?

Don'tcha, don'tcha?

Don'tcha wish your husband had hair like me?

Don'tcha wish your husband could sparkle like me?

Don'tcha, don'tcha?

Resist your urges

(Resist your urges)

I'm just seventeen

(I'm just seventeen)

It must be illegal for a woman of your age

To have designs on my peen

So I'm over a hundred

(So I'm over a hundred)

If you're being picky

(If you're being picky)

But you need to back off now, your Edward obsession

Scares the shit out of me

Don'tcha wish your husband was cold like me?

Don'tcha wish your husband was a vamp like me?

Don'tcha, don'tcha?

Don'tcha wish your husband had hair like me?

Don'tcha wish your husband could sparkle like me?

Don'tcha, don'tcha?

So I know he loves you

(So I know he loves you)

That must be the case

(That must be the case)

Else he would never put up with your pics of me

All over the place

So you should keep me

(So you should keep me)

As your fantasy

(As your fantasy)

When he starts nagging, shut down and in your head

You can always fuck me

Don'tcha wish your husband was cold like me?

Dont'cha wish your husband was a vamp like me?

Don'tcha, dontcha?

Don'tcha wish your husband had hair like me?

Don'tcha wish your husband could sparkle like me?

Dont'cha, don'tcha?