Tuesday, 31 August 2010
I've been out shopping this morning to get the rest of the kids school unoforms. When I innocently wandered into a shop where I knew they stocked a lot of Twi-Merchandise
I found a lunchbox that made me wish I were back at school just so I had an excuse to waste the money on buying it :(
This isn't the same one I saw but it's what I found whilst searching online.
Then I found this!!
Friday, 27 August 2010
Anywhore...somehow I managed to win the FFF last week. Thank you, Jayla. You are totes awesomesauce. (For the record, I'm pretty sure it was because I mentioned that porn isn't bad until you go blind...just sayin'.)BTW, some of these questions may or may not have been pilfered from very early FFF's...
Mmmmm, makes me think of Rob.....
1. Do you have a favorite line from one of the books or movies of the Twilight Saga? NOT Fan Fic, although I sometimes get the two confused...
2. Tell me the lamest joke you can think of. One liner, or long and drawn out...doesn't matter.
Blonde jokes...sigh...gotta love em (ahem, yes I'm blonde!)
3. Who was the star you crushed on as a tween/teen? (gotta be a pic of Corey Haim for me...)
Ah yes I loved The Lost Boys, Corey in the tub singing "Ain't got a man"...hmmm lol sorry Wease...
4. Speaking of crushes...do you have (or have you had) a crush/fantasy that your family or friends would go "WTF" if they knew? Oooh, tell me!
5. STILL speaking of crushes...at this point in time, who is your biggest Twi-guy crush, and how many times has that changed since the beginning? (surely there's a good pic of all the twiguys together...or individual ones. Whatever floats your boat.)
Could it be the Cullen Clan tickling your little man in a boat?
Or the bad vamps making your toes curl (even Rachel)
Or the Wolf pack squeaking your squeaky toy?
(Is this cheating?) If you haven't done a FFF yet, and are dying to, please let me know. OR, if you've done FFF 50 bazillion times (Ka-ching! Lisa) and just can't possibly bear do it again, let me know. That'll surely help me pick a winner. Right? Right. (Technically I guess it could be cheating but what the heck anyway, I've done it twice...hehe, but would happily do it whenever anyone wanted...I love it, can't get enough of it...are we talking about sex lol)
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
L-R-Jack, Tom and the Hubward Roy
You ladies know I like things slightly weird and quirky. My house may look normal but its the little things that make you go Hmmmm....
Ok as you come into my house and you hang your keys up look whats welcoming you...
We found him in a fairground gift shop all lonesome..
Hey my mum came out to welcome you in too hehehe ( actually I bought these for my friend so I'm not keeping them although on second thoughts....that's why they have prices still on em lol)
It's the grim reaper smoking a doobie
Gimmee a hand...
I've never used these candles, I'd feel bad about burning them lol
one of a pair of gargoyles guarding my books
Phrenology always interested me and yes he is wearing my animal kingdom mickey ears, at Xmas he has a santa hat on, he's called Norman by the way...
This is lil chester, I got him from Gatorland, he has a twin called Bubba in the dining room
I love when people ask where the loo is and as they get up the stairs they see grim waiting to reflect their souls muahahahahaaaaa...yeah I know I'm odd
This is the bridge over Ankh-Morpork, complete with various Terry Pratchett miniatures and Death presiding over all on the tower...I wonder what Lord Vetinari would say about that...
Finally although I have loads more quirky shit around the house (no puns please not after Mondays show and tell by my dog!) I can't fit everything in, I will save more for another trip around Nibbles world...The skeletal hand glasses were an anniversary present from my husband, he is a cancer and I'm Pisces as seen on the mugs and the flowers are some of the ones from my wedding cake....you wanna see the cake (s) ok..
Ok a little look around my strange head for you there, do any of you have weird and wonderful stuff in your houses besides your hubs of course lol
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Friday, 20 August 2010
As Krusty so thoughtfully supplied "Hey, Hey" ho's. Ok so I wasn't fabulously bakin but I was fabulously cookin up a storm. I did roasted veggie soup a la Mary and Spicy veggie sausage bean bake...No I'm not a vegetarian but I am trying to stick to an eating plan and I like Quorn lol well onwards and upwards. Speaking of which the most excellent Mrs P (party on Mrs P) chose the bodacious Jayla to ask the Friday Fun Five and seeing as Mrs P forgot till Thursday evening (here in Blighty) Jayla was fantastic in coming up with these questions so quickly...I tip my cap to you Jayla!
Er so here is Jayla...actually this is Jayla from America's Next Top Munters (a guilty pleasure of mine) and the other picture is of a Gelfling who apparently she resembles...anyway over to Jayla...um my comments will be in red mmkay?!
Thank you Mrs. P for choosing me – gosh I’m beyond flattered *blinks and looks around bashfully*
1. You were bumped from your flight to [fill in the blank], but the airline has promised to get you on the next flight out and upgrade your seat to first class. Low and behold you’re seated next to [fill in the blank] and s/he says [fill in the blank]??? I say fill in the Nibbles hehe
Yes that is Rob on a plane putting his pink sleeping bag in the overhead locker...I'm behind him (in disguise...obviously, so the ho's don't attack me) saying just put it over our laps, no one will know...honest...that's me!
2. Your crotchety old boss calls you into her office and tells you that an “intern” will be shadowing you for a day. You are told you have to show them the ropes. It turns out that your intern is one of the Twilight men (Rob, Jackson, Kellan or Peter) researching a role. Who's your intern? What do you do? What's the first thing you show him how to do? (Fluffer is not an answer Nibbles!) Damn you woman!
Love this so much, you can just imagine him browsing pages thinking, fuck, these women or preferably fuck this woman (sticks hand in air) I'd show him how to get on my facebook page and upload a picture of us snogging in front of my computer!
3. Our beloved Twiclock is clicking towards completion. What Twi related thing would you like to do before the Mercedes Guardian turns back into a Chevy? (Go to Forks? Meet Rob? Whatever!) And why? Aw man Jayla, you're making me sad....
Yeah, that's it, I just want Rob to pretty much lick me all over with that big mutherhubbard of a tongue...that's my goal, aim high I say, aim high..
4. What’s your astrological sign? (*bonus is your sign compatible with your Twicrush’s sign?)
5. Bad habits- we all have them, what’s your worst?
Tee hee oh Charlie you porn stached devil you!
Actually I can see this question bringing on another hair sticking debate pmsl.
Have a great weekend ladies!
We will Jayla, great questions, I really can't wait to see some of the answers lol
Thursday, 19 August 2010
I haven't lost my Rob/Edward lust or lust for the other Cullens just I have no clue what to post about...traffic has been slow but that's our own faults because we meet up in other ways. Is this the end of Edbrella posting.....
Nah fuck it! I have been rather taken with the bunch of Twilight funnies I find on facebook. They crack me up and I'm sure none of the cast would be offended by them. So thanks to my hoor's on facefuck I bring you the lighter side of Twilight....
Jessica's dress was pretty tacky!
Yes I can imagine this would be the immature stuff a wolf boy would come out with LOL sorry Stanley.....
If only this were around when I was a teen, I totally would not have been so moody
PMSL....yeah she would get kind of annoying although the lottery info alone would make it worthwhile!!
These manga/cartoon drawings of the cast as animals was soooo cute I couldn't resist
Ah one of my very early obsessions...Rocky Horror Picture Show
So what were your early obsessions? Are you still as obsessed with Twi things as you were before? Did you picture the Cullens as the animals in the manga cartoon? Have you seen my mojo? Anyone? Anyone?
Wednesday, 18 August 2010
So here is a pictoral illustration of mine and Mini E's hols....
The bed was adequate...I had to agree, when I got home I actually said hello to my bed!
He lay out his beach towel, we put the wind break up so he could sparkle in peace
Soaking up those rays made him extra happy
So much so we had us a little rock breaking competition.....um he won
Body boarding was fun till the big waves caused him to wipe out
But like a real trooper he got right back on, he was explaining to my boys how to surf
We did some exploring of rock pools but he insisted I not lean over too far in case I fell in. Be safe were the watch words of the day!!
He did some sand castle stomping too...I think maybe the sun had got to him
So he went off for a paddle in the sea....don't go too far I warned of the currents.........................and the raisins too :0)
I had to dive to save him from the quickly turning tide as he was distracted (me in my swimming cozzie can do that you know lol)
Edward stared moodily out to sea...he thought we were coming on holiday alone to have some speshul time! Sometimes he forgets I'm married....
So he tried to make me jealous by playing up to my also married friend Roz
Though I did win his affections back by sharing my bag of french fries with him...um these french fries aren't french fries in the american sense they are in fact a brand of crisps or chips as they're known in the USA....wow it just gets more confusing...I think I will stop there!
This was a t shirt in a zoo shop, I thought of Stan lol
and my 12 yr old Tom whose birthday it was prepared for some serious body boarding bless him
One more thing I finally received my long awaited signed Charlaine Harris Female Force comic that I won on Honolulu Girls Trueblood Twilight blog, so big shout out to her, we got there in the end huh girl! The awesome power of my email is awesomesauce indeed lmao
I don't know if you can make it out but thats Charlaines signature squeeee
and this is the front cover....I'm so happy it finally arrived!!!