Friday, 27 August 2010

Friday Fun Five with TwiWeasel...Part Deux

OK, so between Nibbles and myself, you'd think we'd be able to put together a freaking post, right? Yeah, well...that was easier said than done. Luckily, we've managed to get our shit together in time for the Friday Fun Five!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!! (Bit late I know but I had a migraine yesterday so was unavailable for duty!)

Anywhore...somehow I managed to win the FFF last week. Thank you, Jayla. You are totes awesomesauce. (For the record, I'm pretty sure it was because I mentioned that porn isn't bad until you go blind...just sayin'.)

BTW, some of these questions may or may not have been pilfered from very early FFF's...

This weasel is wanted for possibly, maybe pilfering previous FFF questions!

1. Do you have a favorite line from one of the books or movies of the Twilight Saga? NOT Fan Fic, although I sometimes get the two confused...

Mmmmm, makes me think of Rob.....

2. Tell me the lamest joke you can think of. One liner, or long and drawn out...doesn't matter.

Blonde jokes...sigh...gotta love em (ahem, yes I'm blonde!)

3. Who was the star you crushed on as a tween/teen? (gotta be a pic of Corey Haim for me...)

Ah yes I loved The Lost Boys, Corey in the tub singing "Ain't got a man"...hmmm lol sorry Wease...

4. Speaking of you have (or have you had) a crush/fantasy that your family or friends would go "WTF" if they knew? Oooh, tell me!

WTF Wease?

5. STILL speaking of this point in time, who is your biggest Twi-guy crush, and how many times has that changed since the beginning? (surely there's a good pic of all the twiguys together...or individual ones. Whatever floats your boat.)

Could it be the Cullen Clan tickling your little man in a boat?

Or the bad vamps making your toes curl (even Rachel)

Or the Wolf pack squeaking your squeaky toy?

(Is this cheating?) If you haven't done a FFF yet, and are dying to, please let me know. OR, if you've done FFF 50 bazillion times (Ka-ching! Lisa) and just can't possibly bear do it again, let me know. That'll surely help me pick a winner. Right? Right. (Technically I guess it could be cheating but what the heck anyway, I've done it twice...hehe, but would happily do it whenever anyone wanted...I love it, can't get enough of it...are we talking about sex lol)


NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

I'll be back later to take part, gotta go boring shopping now...boooo

Becky said...

Its been a while since I've done the FFF (sorry!), so here goes....

1. Its been so long since I read the books, not sure if I can remember!!

Maybe this one, after the meadow...

"Hah! You're as white as a ghost - no, you're as white as me!"

or this one.....

" Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?"

I like this bit because its the first time he loosens up a bit.

2. All jokes that I tell end up being lame, lol. But here goes....

A Horse is stood having a drink at the bar, a man walks in and asks "Why the long face?"

See, lame!! My friend tells me this every time he is drunk without fail!

3. ooohhh teens?? that would have to be errmm,,,, ( I really cant remember!) Charlie Sheen, Micheal J Fox ( even though he would come up to my boobs, lol. perfect!).
Oh and maybe Rob Lowe too. ( and Jason Donovan, *cough*. I just loved Neighbours!)

4. I love Alan Rickman, esp in Prince of Thieves, I find him strangely appealing. Not sure friends/family would agree.

5. I'm afraid its still Rob. Its not changed, the more I see him as Edward the worse it gets lol! But I wouldn't say no to Cam, Peter, or Jackson either!!

Fab questions ladies.

TwiWeasel said...

OMG, saved my ass! Thank you so much. Fab pix, too! LOL I think I may use the b/w as my new avi!! I saw that pic of Jack Palance and went "who is that?" Then I realized I forgot to tell you OLDER JACK from the Skin Bracer commercial: "Confidence is sexy. Don't you think?" *melt* the questions:

1. Fave line...I have several, but one from the movie is when Bella tells Angela she is a "strong, independent woman." I use that a lot. From BD, I love when Vamp Bella jumps out the window and Edward says, "That was quite graceful - even for a vampire." LOL!

2. Lame joke...A man walked into a bar. "Ouch." Bwahahahahaha! I also love a long drawn out one about Razzle and Dazzle, but I don't have the time to type it out!

3. Teen seen by the pic, I loved Corey Haim. And Nibbles, I actually LOVED that part of The Lost Boys! Nekkid Corey!!

4. OK, now you know I really like Jack Palance...older Jack Palance, that is. But I also love Captain Jack Sparrow! NOT Johnny Depp though. And yes, Becky. I agree with you...Alan Rickman *sigh*

5. At first it was "Book Edward"...then Robert...then a cross between Robert/Kellan/Jackson/Peter... I love them all! (Even some of the wolves *gasp*)

OK...that's it for me. I"ll catch you all later! Sarah, thanks again for coming to my rescue. As I've said before, we make a great team!

Stan said...

You know what? I've NEVER won FFF here. Hmph, maybe I'll just leave now, byeee!

Oh, ok then, I'll answer regardless. Here we go.

1. Fave line: One mo, brb *toddles off to find book*. Ok, Eclipse, verse, oops, I mean Ch26, p.532. *clears throat*
"The worst part is that I saw the whole thing - our whole life. And I want it bad, Jake, I want it all. I want to stay right here and never move. I want to love you and make you happy. And I can't, and it's killing me. It's like Sam and Emily, Jake - I never had a choice."

2. Lame joke - What do you call a man with a small willy? Justin.

3. Teen Crush - Ooh, I had a list! Corey Haim, Joey McIntyre, Jordan Knight, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Fred Savage lol! Oh, and Brad Pitt, I've loved him since he did the Levi's ad, even pre-Thelma & Louise :o)

4. Weird crush - John Torode or Peter Jones lol (might get away with this if none of the US Ho's have heard of them ;o) )

5. Oh, you already know the answer to my Twilight biggest crush - It's Rob, but occasionally that wanes and Tay takes over for a while. Kellan's a constant, but Rob's the main one. Oh, and mine started off as Edward too, then they gradually blurred and Rob emerged the other side :o)

Fab ho's, laterz xx

kassiecullen said...

Okay so here I go.

1) Alice in New Moon (the book) "I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her." or Emmett in Breaking Dawn "What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"

2) Two peanuts were walking through a park one was assaulted.

3) I have been in love with Jordan Knight from NKOTB since I was like 7. So all though my younger years, tween years and still now in my mid 20s I love him. I saw NKOTB in concert last summer and it was AWESOME!! Oh and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 3rd Rock From the Sun, anyone???

4) Dick Van Dyke.. "Oooo Rob." and No I'm not speaking of Mr. Pattinson. The Dick Van Dyke Show, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Marry Poppins, Bye Bye Birdie. How can you not love him??

5) The Twiguy that floats my boat since the beginning is Kellan. However I lust after Rob, Jackson, PFach, Cam, and Alex Meraz.

I'd be willing to do FFF next week.

Colleen said...

I've never done an FFF, so I'll give it a shot...

1. I like when Emmett said something like, "Life's more fun when you're around. I'm sure glad Edward decided not to kill you." So casually like, it could have easily gone the other way...

2. Lamest joke---hmm, there are so many---

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it coming.

3. Tween crush: Hey, I was part of the Tiger Beat generation! Started with David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman, moved on to Andy Gibb. Grew up and fell in love with Bruce Springsteen (remember his ass on the cover of Born in the USA?), and I still think he's pretty awesome.

4. Love Jamie (the walrus) Heineman on Mythbusters. He's just so steadfast and determined to do it over and over and over until he gets it right.

5. Robward. It's him. It's always been him. Barring that, I would love to take the remote and vitamin R out of Charlie's hand and fuck him senseless in front of his big screen. Or in the Forks Police cruiser.

TwiWeasel said...

@ Stan...Really? Never? Huh. I didn't realize that and will totes take that into consideration. But know this...your quote kinda didn't help. Bwahahahahaha! BTW, I read your answers while I was at work and had to excuse my snort when I read your joke! lol Oh, and one more thing, I dont know who those guys are, but you can be for damn sure I'll be googling their asses.

@kassiecullen - Dick Van Dyke, huh? Hmmm. He was a hottie in his day, wasn't he? Alex Meraz... that's his name! I totes blanked on it earlier when writing my answers! Thanks! And I love how you said you'd "be willig" to do!

@Colleen...Welcome to the crazy! Please check your coat at the door! LOVE your joke! BWahahahahaha!!! (And I love Mythbusters, too, but I prefer Adam.)

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, what a shit day today has been and not just for me...hopefully it will get better after me and Mr Smirnoff have had a chat or two! Anyhoo lets get on with the show...oh welcome to the new people, hope you like it here, we have fun, take the piss but are harmless....mostly pmsl....

1)Favourite line from the Saga- mmmm...."so the psycho was "Rose" now. He'd completely crossed over to the dark side" Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, chapter 17 verse 339, yay verily did the dog uttereth a funny word or two. How much further to the dark side can he go...he's a frickin vampire pmsl...that line always makes me chuckle!

2) Joke-The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Hehe girl power!

3)@Wease, I loved Corey Haim in that although I didn't fancy him, I thought he was cute and I love that song I always sing along when I watch the film....right crushes-Um Martin Kemp when he was in Spandau Ballet when he was young, oh fuckin yeah yummy. I hated the music but phwoar onto the rock gods Steven Tyler, swoon, David Coverdale le sigh, Robert Plant in his hey day with Zep-oh god yes!, oh oh oh John Sykes-guitarist played in Whitesnake and briefly with Thin Lizzy top nommage there and Steve Harris from Iron Maiden...happy days ooo can I just add Elvis, when I was 11 I was totally obsessed!

4)WTF crushes-Alan you resist that voice, he's have my knickers off quicker than Snape with a wand....oh yeah, I guess Steven Tyler again cos he's kinda odd looking but I love him and Clint Eastwood (young)and um Tim Curry (he played Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror Picture Show...I know WTF!

5)Biggest Twi Crush-I am and always have been and will forever remain Team Edward/Robert...I'd do the other Cullens if they asked me nicely but Rob is the main man...give Beacob a bag and I'd do him too morals I know...

Laters folks, Wease, we do make a good team. Love ya ho's, I'm sure I have about 50 (ka-ching Lisa) tons of ironing to do!

TwiWeasel said...

@Nibbles...I'd planned on being Mrs. Haim, thank you very much. *sniff* That didn't work out though. Oh, and I LOLOLd at the thought of you ironing! *big grin*

Twired Jen said...

1. My fave Twilight line:

"About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." -Bella Swan

2. Tell me the lamest joke you can think of. One liner, or long and drawn out...doesn't matter.

What does a baby bat say before going to bed? Turn on the dark I'm afraid of the light. :)

3. Who was the star you crushed on as a tween/teen?

Jason Priestly...aka Brandon from 90210...I even had a Brandon nightgown.

4. Speaking of you have (or have you had) a crush/fantasy that your family or friends would go "WTF" if they knew? Oooh, tell me!

Nope. As in I don't have any crushes my family isn't surprised about.

5. STILL speaking of this point in time, who is your biggest Twi-guy crush, and how many times has that changed since the beginning?

Robert Pattinson. That is all.

Dangrdafne said...

1. My fave Twilight line:

"I squared my shoulders and walked forward to meet my fate, with my destiny solidly at my side."
Bella Swan, New Moon

2. Tell me the lamest joke you can think of. One liner, or long and drawn out...doesn't matter.

So lame am I, I don't have one LOL

3. Who was the star you crushed on as a tween/teen?

Shaun Cassidy

4. Speaking of you have (or have you had) a crush/fantasy that your family or friends would go "WTF" if they knew? Oooh, tell me!


5. STILL speaking of this point in time, who is your biggest Twi-guy crush, and how many times has that changed since the beginning?

I liked and like Edi Gathegi (Laurent).

Banshee713 said...

Kay, I'm doing this on my phone so it'll prob be full of mistakes. Just warning you...

1. "I may not be human, but I am a man." Twilight, Chapter 14, verse, er, page 272. Meaning "I may not be able to, but I still totally wanna jump you." Sigh...

2. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field. Ba-dum-dum *bing*

3. When I was about 14 I really had a thing for Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi. Still do. Mmmmmm.

4. Hey this was my question you thieving hobag!
My answer is still Patrick Stump from Fallout Boy, even though with the notes that guy's able to hit I'm pretty sure he has no balls. My sister's the only one who knows (we tell eachother everything whether the other wants to know or not) and she's totally WTF about it. Like she can talk, she had a thing for Seth Rogen.

5. In all slutty honesty, I wouldn't say no to any of the Cullen boys. But my fave is still Rob, followed closely by Jasper. Hopefully ;)

Awesome questions Wease. Even if you are a lazy cheating thieving whoreflap :)

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

1. "Look after my heart. I left it with you"

2. I am terrible at telling jokes, and I always forget them, so my apologies for not answering this questions properly.

3. Johnny Depp. True, I did have a thing for Corey Haim, but it was extremely mild in comparison to JD.

4. Yep. I mentioned this before. It's Eminem. I go WTF when I think about it, so I'm pretty sure everyone else would look at me as if I were insane.

5. I think this one is pretty obvious, but I'm gonna say it anyway... Kellan, of course.

Sorry I'm only answering these now.

Jayla said...

Hey. Late (I know)

1. Favorite line Jasper “I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.”

2. Lamest joke? Why didn’t the bear have socks? Because he had bare feet. (ala my mini)

3. Who was the star you crushed on as a tween/teen?
Ricky Martin (don’t ask!)

4. "WTF" crush? Yea- Ice Cube.

5. Twi-guy crush, and how many times has that changed since the beginning? I am an equal opportunity Cullen h00r. I tried just being a Rob h00r- but then saw the virtues of Jackson and Kellan both. And hey- PFach is definitely a DILF..

Jayla said...

@Colleen- Yes, welcome to crazy

@DD: OMG- how could I forget Shawn Cassidy!!!

TwiWeasel said...

@Twired Jen...I love that quote too. I'm just gonna say the entire saga is my a few bits. *coughjakespovcough*

@DD...Ahhh yes, I remember how you like Laurent from that CFF!!

@Banshee...Argh! I've been busted! Please forgive my cheating, thieving, whoreflapping ways!

@Jelena...Yep, I sure go WTF when you say Eminem.

@Jayla...Ice cube? Really? OK, I'll let that one go since you're very aware of PFach's DILF status.

OK girls, I've come up with a winner!



*cheering crowd*

It was totally your joke that won it!

OK, Colleen...since I couldn't find an email addy on your profile (and it also looks like you've changed your name to bizzi) you're gonna have to get into contact with me. Email your questions to by Wednesday or Thursday to give us *ahem-nibbles* time to set it up.

Thanks! I'll catch you all later!

TwiWeasel out.