Wednesday, 17 November 2010

The Return of Community Fanfic!

"That's right ladies, the nob on the Rob is so big, that this is the only way I can stand comfortably."

Heeeeey!  It's been a while, but since you were all good enough to come and ogle Rob's Nob with us, courtesy of TwiWeasel, I thought it might be nice to get the old Thursday CFF out again.

Come and join in, don't be shy!  Hmm, this possibly warrants an ode of its own.

There once was a gaggle of ho's
Who liked to practice their prose
They start off quite clean
But get more obscene
The longer the story goes

Ok, I have a special request for a spot of slash this week from our lovely Becky, author of Dark Wolves & Vampire Delights, go and read & review, it's fab!


Ok, so here goes...

  "I don't know, Edward.  It's just not sounding right."  My best friend Jasper put his guitar down on the bed next to him and lay down, frustrated.  We'd been practicing our latest song for the past hour and a half, and were getting nowhere.

  The door flew open, banging back against the wall.  Filling the doorway was my brother, Emmett. The necks of three beer bottles clutched between the massive fingers of one hand.  He was grinning widely, and I didn't doubt that was down to the fact that he had his other hand on the waist of some gorgeous blonde I didn't recognise.  Although that could have been because I couldn't keep my eyes off her tits.  Hey!  Don't judge!  They were virtually uncovered anyway, her plunging tight top leaving just about nothing to the imagination.

  "Dude, don't you ever knock?" Jasper sniped at him, taking his frustrations about how the rehearsal was going, out on Emmett.  Em laughed.  The beers in his hand were obviously not the first he'd had.
  "Why?  Am I interrupting something?"  He looked at Jas again, taking in his reclined position on the bed.  "Aah!  I get it, Edward here was about to give you a blow job!  Am I right?"

  I cringed.
  "Fuck you, Em."  I was uncomfortable with his ongoing jokes about Jasper and I, not least because that's where my thoughts had been a lot recently, and I was shit-scared and more than a little uncomfortable with it.  Men weren't my thing, they never had been.  Since my split with Bella though, Jas had been really good to me.  I was sure I'd seen him looking at me differently more than once, but I'd quickly disspelled it.

  "Oh well then,"  Emmett said, turning to the girl in his arms.  "Irina, maybe you'd like to help Jas here out?"
  "Sure, honey," she told him, smiling widely at him with her dazzling white teeth.  I backed away from the bed, unable to keep the discomfort from my face.  Jas caught my eye and gave me one of those looks again.  I hadn't imagined them at all, I knew I hadn't.  Em came to stand by me and handed me a beer.  I took a deep drink from the bottle, urging the cold liquid to cool the heat of embarrassment creeping across my cheeks.  I didn't think I'd ever get used to this aspect of life in a successful band. 

  Emmett pointed and laughed as Irina unbuttoned Jas's jeans and pulled his already hard cock out.  My eyes were drawn to it.  As much as I tried to avert my eyes,  I couldn't.  I felt someone watching me.  Him again. 

Ok hobags, take it and run!  Do with it what you will!



38 comments:

Stan said...

Oh! And don't forget to post to say you're going next before you disappear to write it so we don't get double postings :o)

Becky said...

Me! Me! I will go next. I have never written slash. *squeals with excitement*

Becky said...

Emmett pointed and laughed as Irina unbuttoned Jas's jeans and pulled his already hard cock out. My eyes were drawn to it. As much as I tried to avert my eyes, I couldn't. I felt someone watching me. Him again.

I swallowed thickly, watching as she wrapped her hands round his cock and flicked her tongue out to taste him. He drew in a harsh breathe as she took him all the way into her mouth, but his eyes never left mine. As I looked up and caught him staring, a slight smile tugged at the corners of his mouth. His eyes were dark and hooded with lust, which I assumed was due to the blonde currently sucking on his cock for all she was worth. He licked his lips, slowly, and I felt myself getting hard, my jeans suddenly becoming unbearably tight.

"fuck!" I whispered under my breath. The was no denying it any longer, I wanted him. I wanted to be the one with my mouth wrapped round his perfect cock. I couldn't watch any longer, so I turned and made way to the door. Jasper's voice stopped me in my tracks.

"Enough, stop!" He pushed a very disgruntled Irina off his crotch and pulled his shirt over his straining erection.
"I'm just not feelin' it today. Sorry Darlin'" Irina looked incredulously at him.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" She could see as well as the rest of us, that Jasper was still as hard as rock. He just shrugged his shoulders, but didn't say anything else.
"Fine!" she spat at him and flounced out of the room, grabbing a stunned looking Emmett on the way. I guess she would be getting him off instead.

The door slammed shut and silence filled the room. Shit! What the fuck was I supposed to do now. I wanted Jasper, but I had no fucking experience in this sort of thing. I was strictly into women, uptil now. Thankfully Jasper sensed my panic and took the initiative.
"Come over here Edward." His soft southern drawl soothed me immediately and I turned and walked slowly back towards the bed. I finally looked him in the eye, the lust was still there, calling to me. He held out his hand and I took it, our fingers entwining as I sat down next to him.
He reached up with his free hand and gently carressedd my cheek. His hands were warm and surprisingly soft, I leaned into his touch and closed my eyes.

I felt his breath on my cheek as he leaned and placed a gentle kiss at the side of my mouth. My breath hitched, this was really fucking happening!

"Is this ok?" Jasper whispered into my ear. I shivered at the feeling and nodded my head. I felt him smile against my cheek, then his lips were on mine, firm and demanding.I opened up to him and his tongue slipped into my mouth. I couldn't help but groan at the feeling and I reached up and fisted my hands in his hair. Omg! It had never felt like this before.

Becky said...

Oh thank god! I thought I'd lost it all. Had to stop there, I am needed to make my 4r old a tent!

Stan said...

Ok, me next :o)

Stan said...

I couldn't help but groan at the feeling and I reached up and fisted my hands in his hair. Omg! It had never felt like this before.

He pulled away suddenly and we both gasped noisily for breath.
"Fuck," he rasped. "I've been wanting to do this for so long, you've no idea-" I cut him off by placing my finger on his lip. He sucked it into his mouth, drawing it right in as his eyes remained locked with mine. I hissed as the sensation went straight to my cock.

I slid my finger out and pressed my mouth against his again, biting gently on his lower lip before tangling my tongue around his again.

I put one hand on his thigh and tentatively began to slide it up towards his crotch. I was still several inches away when I lost my nerve and stilled my hand. Jasper let out a frustrated groan and reached down. Taking my hand in his, he pulled it up and placed it directly onto his rock-hard length.

Becky said...

No takers? (rofl) ok, its my turn...

Becky said...

I was still several inches away when I lost my nerve and stilled my hand. Jasper let out a frustrated groan and reached down. Taking my hand in his, he pulled it up and placed it directly onto his rock-hard length.

Once I felt him in my hand, instinct took over and I wrapped my fingers around his shaft. Although his cock was hard, his skin was soft and smooth, like velvet. I gently stroked him up and down, pausing to swirl my thumb over the head, spreading the wetness that had begun to leak out.

"Holy fuck! Edward," he said. His head fell back against the headboard. "That feels so fucking good."

I smirked at him and increased the strength and speed of my hand. He reached out and grabbed my face, smashing his lips to mine as I continued to pump him, hard and fast.

"Arghh! shit!" he gasped out between kissed. His fingers fastened themselves tightly in my hair and I felt him getting impossibly harder in my hand.

He broke away from my mouth and hissed through his teeth.

"Thats it! Fuck, Edward.... I'm ...gonna ..cum!"

He exploded over my hand and I kept stroking him until he was finished. He quickly took off his t-shirt and cleaned us both up. I couldn't help but stare at his finely toned ab's, my tongue flicking out to wet my lips.

Jasper smiled at my obvious ogling and reached over to palm the painfully hard bulge in my jeans.

"Let me help you with that," he said, winking at me and starting to undo my buttons.

Mary Edbrella said...

Me me me

Mary Edbrella said...

Jasper smiled at my obvious ogling and reached over to palm the painfully hard bulge in my jeans.

"Let me help you with that," he said, winking at me and starting to undo my buttons.

As his fingers started undoing my buttons I could myself getting harder and harder. I'd never been this hard before, ever.

Finally all the buttons were undone and my rock hard cock was trying to free itself from the confines of my boxers. I lifted myself slightly from the bed and Jas pulled them down in one swift movement.

I looked at Jas who was licking his lips and staring at my cock.
"Fucking hell Edward you've got one huge fuckstick there"
"Now lie back, relax and let me take care of this for you" he drawled

17foreverlisa said...

Well hello ladies who have never written slash before. Two words for you. Why not?!!!

Now me, I'm new to just reading slash, but I think I get the idea ;) I'll cum...er...go next!

17foreverlisa said...

I looked at Jas who was licking his lips and staring at my cock.
"Fucking hell Edward you've got one huge fuckstick there. Now lie back, relax and let me take care of this for you" he drawled.

I couldn't move. The corner of Jas's mouth lifted into that familiar half smirk I'd seen a million times before. This time was different. This time it made my cock twitch. I had never wanted anyone to touch me as badly as I did right now, but I couldn't move.

Jas understood. I'm sure he could see the pleading look in my eyes. He never took his eyes off mine as he laid his hand over my heart. It was racing like a mother fucking freight train. I swallowed. Hard. His eyes dropped to my Adam's appled and then back up to my eyes.

I watched his lips move as the words tumbled out. "We're going to take this slow, Edward. You are just now figuring out what I've known forever. I want you. It's always been you. I want to make this right for you. Right for us."

He reached for the hem of my shirt. "Lift your arms," he whispered. I obeyed mechanically. He took my t-shirt off, tossing it on the floor. He then pulled his own off and added it to the pile. Someone was panting. Me?

Jas put his hands on my bare chest and gently pushed me back on the bed. He straddled his legs over mine and placed his hands on either side of my head, our bodies not touching. He leaned down and pressed his lips to mine. Someone whimpered. Me?

He pulled back and looked into my eyes, searching for an answer. "Yes," I breathed.

He lowered his body until we were skin to skin, cock to cock. Nothing had ever felt so wrong...and so right.

Becky said...

Oh nicely done ladies!

Its lined up perfectly for a Jasper BJ, but you are all avoiding it like the plague, lol.

Any takers?

Dangrdafne said...

Not taking, just commenting.

Becky this is my favorite line... "strictly into women" LOL!!!

Lisa, that was amazing!!! Keep writing!!

I should in no way be reading and writing this at work but who cares today!!!

Becky said...

Ok, I'll go...

TigerlilyRose said...

Edward is the chick! I love it!!!!

Lisa you did very nicely, I have to say!!!

OK...don't think I have ever written slash either...but, what the hell!

I will go next...

TigerlilyRose said...

shit, Thnanks to lisas email, I see that Becky is writing!

Becky said...

He lowered his body until we were skin to skin, cock to cock. Nothing had ever felt so wrong...and so right.

He took my earlobe into his mouth and sucked.

"I'm going to make you cum so hard, Edward."

The combination of his hot breath on my neck and his dirty fucking mouth had me almost begging him for release.

"Fuck, Jasper! ...please.."

He chuckled softly and began to kiss his way down my body. He sucked and nibbled along my collar bone, his hands gripping my hips to keep me steady. His mouth found its way to my nipple, swirling his tongue around the ring there and gently pulling on it with his teeth.

My breath hitched as a wave of intense pleasure washed over me. He'd hardly touched me and I was on the verge of blowing my load.

I tried to think of anything but Jasper's tongue as it licked along my abs and downwards.

He paused when he reached my jeans, sitting up slightly so he could pull them off along with my boxers. My eager cock sprang free, desperate to get to him.

Agonisingly slowly he lowered himself down until he was almost touching me. I squirmed underneath him, willing him to touch me. He ran his tongue up my hard length, before sucking me deep into his hot mouth. I cried out in pleasure, and fisted m hands in his hair.
"Fuck! I tried desperately not to thrust, but the feeling was too intense. He took all of me in and I felt his throat close around my cock. It was my undoing, and I felt my orgasm slam into me like a freight train.
"Jesus Christ!" I shouted as I came in hot spurts down his throat and Jasper swallowed every last drop. He crawled back up to lie next me.

" Fuck, I need a cigarette!"

TigerlilyRose said...

Shit...where do I go from there...LOL

ok, let me give it a *ahem* shot...

Becky said...

Round 2?

TigerlilyRose said...

"Fuck, I need a cigarette!" Jasper said, panting from desire and exertion.

"Jas...." I said, not sure what to say next.

"Shhhh...Edward. Don't say anything. There is no reason to be ashamed of how we feel."

"But Emmett...."

"Fuck him...and not in the good way. He is just jealous that you have a hot stud like me on your heels!" His throaty laugh made my dick twitch again.

His mouth came back to mine, lingering this time. Taking his time tasting every corner of my mouth, prowling the deep recesses of my desire. Pulling and tugging at my emotions until, I could no longer deny this was what I truly wanted.

When his hand found my cock hard and throbbing for him again, he groaned.

"Edward....I still want you...."

Becky said...

ooh Lacey, suddenly the Ice Age bit comes to mind.. "Who's up for round two?"

Mary Edbrella said...

My turn

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO....i keep refreshing and waiting for ME...but I have to share the W.V,!!!!

dicalize.....Jasper is about to dicalize Edward....bwahahahahahaha!

Mary Edbrella said...

When his hand found my cock hard and throbbing for him again, he groaned.

"Edward....I still want you...."

I could feel my cock twitching back to life as Jasper ran his hands across my chest and down my arms. He stroked my tattoos and all the hairs on my arms stood up.

He reached down and started pumping his rock hard cock as I watched. He reached out with his other hand and grabbed mine in a firm grip causing me to gasp out loud.
"Edward" he murmrmered "I want you to fuck me, hard"
My cock twitched at the thought of being inside Jasper.
He leant over the bed and opened the cabinet drawer. As he did I admired the phoenix tattoo that covered his back, it seemed to move as his muscles rippled.
Jas pulled out condoms a tube of lube, his eyes glinting as he looked at me
My breathing seemed to be coming in short, sharp stabs as I stared at the lube.
He ripped open a condom with his teeth,bent down to lick the end of my cock and deftly placed the condom on me.
"Now Edward, i'm going to lie on my back because I want to see you as you fuck me"
"Just rub some lube on my ass and ease yourself in gently" he advised
"This isn't my first time but your cock is fucking huge dude"
As I leant over him he stared into my eyes and I was overcome with a longing so intense it stopped my breath. I kissed him with a passion that I never knew I had.
I reached down to position myself at his ass and gently pushed the tip in.
Jasper gasped and reached to grab my ass as I pushed in further....

TigerlilyRose said...

me turn

TigerlilyRose said...

jasper gasped and reached to grab my ass as i pushed in further....

I almost screamed as I felt his tight ass clench around me. It was heavenly and better than sex with Bella had ever been. I plunged in and out of Jasper, wondering why I did not give in to this sooner.

Jasper reached up and grasped the ring on my nipple, tugging lightly with one hand, while the other wrapped around my neck to pull my mouth down to his....

Becky said...

ooh me! me!

Becky said...

Jasper reached up and grasped the ring on my nipple, tugging lightly with one hand, while the other wrapped around my neck to pull my mouth down to his....

He kissed me long and hard, our tongues fighting for dominance. He let go of my nipple ring after one last pull and trailed his fingers down my body to grasp my hip tightly.

I was getting close and I wanted Jasper to come with me. I gripped both his thighs in my hands and drove in deeper and faster.

"I want.. to see you ..stroke your ..cock!" I managed to get out between thrusts.

"Now! Jasper."

He smirked, obviously enjoying me taking control, and gripped his cock firmly. His strokes were fast and hard,in time with my thrusts, his head fell back onto the bed and I knew he was close too.

"I'm gonna cum!" I couldn't hold back any longer.

Two more thrusts and I was done, spilling my seed into the condom. Jasper followed seconds later, all over his stomach.

TigerlilyRose said...

oooohhh....dom Edward arises....fab Becky!

Stan said...

*looks around* Is it my turn? Ok...

Stan said...

Change of plan! Posted on behalf of Lisa...

He smirked, obviously enjoying me taking control, and gripped his cock firmly. His strokes were fast and hard, in time with my thrusts. His head fell back onto the bed and I knew he was close too.
"I'm gonna cum!" I couldn't hold back any longer. Two more thrusts and I was done, spilling my seed into the condom. Jasper followed seconds later, all over his stomach.
I closed my eyes and leaned my forehead against his while we both struggled to even out our breathing. Jas grasped my face in his hands. His voice raw with emotion, he quietly said, "Look at me."
I lifted my head and opened my eyes. Unshed tears were swimming in his eyes. My breath caught in my throat and I swear my heart stopped beating. I knew what he was going to say. Was I ready for this? Did I want this? "Jas, I..."
"Shhhhh," he said, as he threaded his fingers into my hair. "I have to do this, Edward. It's been locked inside of me for too long. You need to hear this, but that does NOT mean that you have to say anything back. Do you understand?"
I nodded my head once.
"Breathe, Edward. Just breathe."
I drew in a long breath and exhaled slowly.
"This doesn't change anything between us...unless you want it to. You will always be my best friend. You know me better than anyone. Don't ever doubt that. There's no pressure. No rush." He brought his hand forward and brushed his thumb back and forth across my swollen lips.
I closed my eyes, still trying to remember to breathe.
"Look at me, Edward," he whispered so low I could barely hear him.
I opened my eyes.
"I love you," he stated simply.
There went the mother fucking freight train that was my heart again. And in that instant, it all became clear to me. I didn't need any time. I already knew in my heart what my answer was. It had just taken my head a lot longer to catch up.

Becky said...

Ooh I may have a tear! *sniff*

That was fab!

Dangrdafne said...

Ladies, this needs to be posted on FF or something. More people need to read this. It truly is AMAZING. Lisa your parts are incredible. I love it! I really really love it. Sooooo good.

Stan said...

Ok, ok I'm going next!

TwiWeasel said...

Oh. Mah. Gawd. You girls are Ah. Maz. Ing! You sooooooo friggin totally need to put this together and post it on ff.net! I love me some slash, especially the awkward first time slash! This was perfect!! Brava, ladies!!

Stan said...

"I love you," he stated simply.
There went the mother fucking freight train that was my heart again. And in that instant, it all became clear to me. I didn't need any time. I already knew in my heart what my answer was. It had just taken my head a lot longer to catch up.

"I feel the same way," I whispered, unable to actually voice the 'L' word just yet, despite the clarity in my head. His eyes searched mine and I hoped that he was able to read the sincerity in them. I took it as a positive sign when his mouth lifted into a crooked grin.

"You have no idea how happy you just made me, you know?"
I blushed and looked down. Then felt my sheeks flushing further as I took in our naked bodies pressed together.

Fuck. It looked strange to my eyes, but it still made my heart leap and I felt the blood rushing to my dick again.

Jasper pulled me down onto the bed beside him. We kissed again, slowly and tenderly this time. Our hunger had been sated for the moment, and we could afford a little time to enjoy one another.

Our hands explored one another's bodies. I ran my hand down Jasper's side, over his hip and down over his ass. I took some time savoring the difference between this and the asses of women that I was used to feeling. There was no doubt that Jasper did a lot more for me than any of them ever had.

I moved my hand lower, grasping the back of his thigh firmly in my hand, before hitching it over my hip, in a movement that caused us both to groan.

Becky said...

Ooh you worked the leg hitch in there! *claps* well done.