Friday, 1 October 2010

Top 10 Reasons We're Glad We're Not in Forks & FFF!

1. Have you seen the weather forecast? It's supposed to be beautiful and sunny. Pfft! Hardly vampire weather. Sheesh, it's not even supposed to rain till Sunday!

Yeah, we prefer our vamps wet, thanks very much. 
2. Hangovers...I'm well out of my teens, and the recovery time is longer. I can no longer party like that, so it's a good thing I'm not there.

3. Trying to remember and match Blogger Names to Real Names to Faces for 100 or so Twitards! Yikes! I can't even call my own kids by the right name of the first try!

4. A readily available Tattoo parlor. 'Nuff said.



5. Mrs. P looks about as young as Rob in all the pics *cough*botox*cough* so there's no way I'd be able to take any pictures with her. Bitch.

6. A trip that long would seriously cut into Fan Fic reading time!

Ohh Tattward....*sigh*...

7. I'm saving soooooooo much money.

8. I'm not sure I could handle watching Chimpsten reenact the Breaking Dawn Bedroom/Feather Scene...with each and every Pocket Edward there.


Hmm, valid concern there...

Oh, ok so we can't think of 10, but I'm sure there are soooo many good reasons for not being there. Hmph.

Right, on with the FFF.  Last week Kassie chose StarlitViolets as the winner.  So here are SV's questions for us to play with!

1. If you found out that your favorite Twi-Guy was going to be coming over to your house for a home-cooked meal, who would it be and what would you make for him?




2. If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?



3. You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?


4. Describe in detail how you got your worst scar.



5. Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die, a-hole?

"You'd better save me, bitch!"

Ok, well seeing as a lot of our regulars are away...somewhere..*shrugs*  I'm relying on all you lurkers out there to come out and play!  C'mon, we don't bite!

Winner sets next week's questions as usual!





24 comments:

*Jelly Baby* said...

Love, LOVE your reasons for why we're glad we're not in Forks atm, especially the about Chimpsten the whore, pmsl.

On with the questions, or rather, the answers.

1. Kellan (duh!). I'd make him oysters, cause I hear they have somewhat an interesting side-effect, but I don't know how. Therefore, I'd make him a lasagna and serve with a bottle of chilled red wine. If consumed in the right amount, the latter can have a very similar effect as those oyster. :D

2. Definitely eagle, not only because it's one of my favourite animals, but because I'd love to be able to fly. Of course, being the top predator among birds doesn't hurt either.

3. I love how you assumed that we would all pick a tattoo instead of death, LoL. I'd simply have the words "Twi Ho" tattooed on me in some very cool, perhaps gothic?, letters. This community has come to mean to much more than the books themselves, and I wouldn't mind being branded. In fact, I really like this idea. Good thing I'm not in Forks now, or I might persuade everyone to get a collective "Twi Ho" tattoo.

4. I don't have many scars, but the worst one was when I got stitches for the first, and only, time in my life. Marko and I were vacationing in Bulgaria in 2002. One time when I was swimming, I dove as I headed for the shore. Usually I keep my eyes open when I'm diving, but that particular time I closed them. Well, that decision almost cost me my life. Suddenly, I hit something really hard. It didn't hurt that much, I just felt pressure across my chest and collar bone. I tried to swim backwards, but couldn't, like I was stuck. I opened my eyes and there was this metal rod sticking from the bottom, and I literally had to push against it with my hands to free myself. This metal rod tore into me right across my collar bone. I was extremely lucky, because had the wound been only an inch up, my artery would've been ripped, and THAT would've been a much more serious injury.
I had to have three stitches. I love that scar now, because it always reminds me of how lucky I was.

5. I'm gonna save Kellan and Peter. Kellan - well, do I really need to explain why? Okay, he'd probably be VERY grateful, wink wink. Peter - because he's such a nice dude, and he's got wife and kids.
Sorry Jackson. No particular reason for killing you.

Phew. Good questions, SV.

Stan said...

1. If you found out that your favorite Twi-Guy was going to be coming over to your house for a home-cooked meal, who would it be and what would you make for him?

Ok, first I guess I have to decide who's my fave twi-guy today ;o). If it's on the basis of who to have over for dinner, I think that Jelly has it right asking Kellan. He looks like you could have a good laugh with him and I bet her loves his food. I do a mean fish pie so I reckon I'd go with that :o)

2. If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?

An orangutan, because they always make swinging through the trees look easy and fun - oh and their babies are really cute lol.

3. You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?

Hmm, I think just something small that means something to me, or a small quote maybe. It would be somewhere not on display to the public anyway :o)

4. Describe in detail how you got your worst scar.

I've only got a couple. The worst is in and above my left eyebrow. I fell and landed on the rusty grassbox of my dad's old petrol lawnmower when I was three.

5. Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die, a-hole?

I'd leave Kellan, but only because I'm assuming that with his muscles he'd be able to haul himself back up ;o)

Good questions SV!

BrandiJo1217 said...

I've been a long time lurker on your blog but am a regular over on "Twitarded" so I'll play your "Friday Fun Five" this week! Someone has to fill in the space while all the h00rbags are hanging in the Promise Land! And I'm with you on the hangover thing, I've found the older I get, the less alcohol it takes to make me feel like shit for days.

1. If you found out that your favorite Twi-Guy was going to be coming over to your house for a home-cooked meal, who would it be and what would you make for him?

I think that it would be Kellan - as much as I love Rob, I wouldn't be able to have a coherent thought in my head while he was sitting across from me and I'd be drooling like a St.Bernard at him the whole time. I think Kellan looks like someone you can joke and tell naughty stories with. I'd make him my lasagna as it is AWESOME and he looks like he likes the hearty meals!

2. If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?

A pampered MALE housecat because they have it all. They get all the attention, run around outside and sleep with whoever they want with no repercussions, can flip their attitude off and on and sleep in the sun for hours!

3. You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?

I would def go for the tat - I love them and am always looking to get more. As far as a twi-related tat, it would be one of Edward's love quotes and I'd get it as an anklet.

4. Describe in detail how you got your worst scar.

OK - if you really want to know. It was 1995, I was laying on a delivery table pushing for the 10th hour when the doctor took a scalpel and reached down and ...... nevermind! :)

5. Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die, a-hole?

I'd leave Jackson because I just don't have it for him - hey, if he falls and manages to live, PFach can fix him right???

Stan said...

Hello...No, mustn't shorten your name to BJ on your first outing from Edbrella lurkerdom ;o)

I laughed at your answers, fab! Ooh, I have the matching delivery room scar, only the midwife used scissors, it's one of Mr Stan's fave horror stories lol!

xx

hisbella said...

Lurker Hisbella here...I'll bite this week. Just because we can't have a FFF without answers!

1) My fav is always Rob...but as BrandiJo said eloquently "I'd be drooling like a St. Bernard at him", so I will take Jackson for $500 please Alex. I'd probably make him some Chili and cozy up to him on the couch. Maybe some cheddar beer bread too. Molest him for dessert?

2)If my Genetic make up caused me to transform? I'd love to be a panther. They are graceful and sleek. In real life? Me, not so much. My luck I'd probably end up a yappy little Min. Schnauzer trying to hump Rob's leg. (No offense to these pups. I love Min. Schnauzers! Mine is dozin on the couch next to me as we speak.)

3) Twilight Tattoo? Hmm...maybe "Be Safe"? Maybe the Cullen Crest...the lattitude/longitude of forks might be cool too. Ala Ms. Jolie...

4) worst scar? I have just one. On my forehead, at the hairline. When I was 4, I was chasing after my Bro and some family friends. They ran out the metal screen door, I tripped (see not graceful at all!) and caught the edge. Stitches and all. The dagnab ER people wouldn't let my parents in to hold my hand or anything. I hate ER's to this day.

5)So this one's a hard one for me...I'd probably take Jackson for sure. PFach or Kellan? It's a toss up. If it's "Twilight" Peter, then I'd take him home and tie him up with that scarf. (NM or Eclipse Carlisle - not so much.) If it's Kellan with the dirty blonde hair wearing a sweaty wife-beater? I'm all over that shit! I love sweaty Kellan! Hell...now I gotta call the Hubby home for "lunch"...

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO! TW. I knew that had to be you writing this. so funny!

1. Jackson--I would make him lasagna with a salad

2. A tiger. do I really need to explain?

3. A twi tattoo? lets see, Cullen Family crest. I have no idea where the hell I would put it though. Maybe right above my....nevermind.

4. Physical Scar or Emotional Scar? I will go with physical because the emotional ones will likely be a buzz kill.

I am a wuss, therefore, I rarely do anything overly dangerous. I have several surgery scars and knife scars from kitchen mishaps and my knees are a pucker of scars from numerous bicycle accidents as a kid. Nothing overly freaky though.

But I consider my worst scars, STRETCH MARKS. I love my kids, but they were VERY hard on my body, when you are 5 foot tall, there isn't a lot of room in there and they stretched my tummy pretty good. ick.

5.Jackson and PFach live. Sorry Kellan, I have to be able to have a conversation with you and I am not sure you are at my level...LMAO

5.

TongueTwied said...

Happy Friday! Fun questions SV!

1. My cooking is too unpredictable. But I can do a smashing tea party. So let's say Rob...my house...3 pm. We'll have tea, white chocolate chip cookies, finger sandwiches, chocolate cake ...hello Profward.

2. A house cat. I'm so jealous of my cat! She's got the best life...errr, except for being fixed.

3. A diamond heart charm.

4. Some boy hit me at the temple with his knapsack...No WAIT! That's Rob's scar. I do have a scar from jumping off a wood pile when I was a kid.

5. SO NOT FAIR SV!! Well first and foremost I would save Peter because when they throw me a party to say thank you I can request both casts of 90210 to be there as well as Rob and the surviving members of the Twilight cast.

Then I would save Kellan, who is carrying Jackson. :p
C'mon SV--I'd have to save Jackson-he's hot, but letting Kellan die would make me a moving target. I'd surely have to face death at the hands of Jelena's wrath!

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

Answering first then I will come back and read responses when I get back home :)

1) Kellan would come over and I'd make him eggplant parmesan it's my specialty and soooo yummy then I would make a Kellan sunday for desert ;)

2) I'd be a house cat so I could lay around all day looking out the window

3) I would probably get Be Safe written in ink on my inner wrist

4) My worst scar was from baking... yep I burned my arm when I was baking a poppy seed cake, the top of the inside of the oven was lower than I thought

5) Hmmm as intimidating as Jackson is in that pic I'd save PFach cuz he is a daddyo and his kids need him and I'd save Kellan because he would be strong enough to save Jackson. Please don't die Jackson *makes pouty face* although that wig could die a horrible death and I wouldn't bat an eyelash


Great Question SV :)

RobzSinger said...

hola hooches. i'm down for some fff. bring it.

1)Rob (duh). I would be waaay too nervous to make anything. More effort would be going into how I looked. So I would take him to my fave romantic restaurant in the area. Wine him, dine him, show him some sites. Dessert back at my place, natch. After I got him good and drunk of course.

2)I would be KStew's cat. That's the only way Rob would pet me and sleep next to me...and the things I would see.
Oops, I'm sorry Rob, did I saunter into the bathroom while you were showering again? Silly cat.

3) I would get the flower on the cover of New Moon on my inner thigh.

4)1999. Rollerblading to the lake. Tried to criss cross my legs because I was getting cocky about my skillz. Ripped up my leg on a gravel driveway. That was the last time I didn't wear a helmet or knee pads.

5)Huh. I would def save PFach because he has children. And I have to say Kellan as well, because he rocks out Emmett. And I need my Emmett giggles in BD I and II.

Thanks SV. xo.

Jayla said...

Fuckawesome questions StarlitViolets!
Posting and then going back to read. Happy Friday H00rs!

(and yes, I wish I was in FOOOORKS despite the great weather! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of Twihistory?)

1. I’d invite Kellan- because he looks like he has a healthy appetite. I would make my hearty beef stew, because it always reminds me of warm winter nights curled up by the fire and it goes well with beer or red wine

2. Dolphin. Who doesn’t love them? I’d like to imagine that the men of Twilight would go for a swim in the ocean and I’d get to fuck – I mean frolick & play with them in the water.

(** Lisa I didn’t say wh*le just for you! Even though you’re living it up in FOOOORKS)


3. If KatVonD could do the tattoo- I would get black & grey face portraits of my favorite photos (i.e. Rob’s Fifty Shades photo, Kellan underwear model- face only & Jackson looking all sexified).
So if Kat isn’t available…. I’d make it simple “Stephenie Meyer’s Bitch”

4. I took a hot saute pan out of the oven and removed the pot holder. Subsequently I tried to reach around the hot pan and the handle burned (seared!) my forearm… Chefs (even the amateur ones) love comparing scars.


5. I’d have to let Kellan die. Lets face it ladies- he’s the bulkiest (hunkiest, yummiest…) of the bunch- no way I could begin to haul his ass back from the cliff… at least I’d have a fighting chance with PFach and Jackson. Plus PFach would be missed by his wife and daughters. And where would 100 Monkeys be with Jackson?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe..pulled out of lurkdom, and glad to have something to do today since there's no DML tonight (dammit) ok so here goes...

1~ Rob of course, I think I'd end up making spaghetti and meatballs becasue it may be Rob but dammit I've got 4 kids to feed too so he's gonna have to eat family style, plus I give good meatball.

2~If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?
Well, if this is a shape shifter thing like the wolf pack I think I would splode into a horse, I don't really know why, not like horses can do anything fuckawesome, but it'd be nice to run fast and maybe be ridden from time to time(wink wink). If it was a full time transformation into something I would have to say Rob's dog, he once said his relationship with his dog is the only one that matters to him plus I'd get to lick him.

3~You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?
Easy, I would get "Io canto per te" in black script in the hollow by my hipbone (english translation = I sing for you)

4~ I really only have one scar so I suppose it is my worst but it's also my favorite! It is the surgical scar from my tubal ligation lol. Best. Scar. Ever.

5~Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die, a-hole?
Jackson and Peter live and Kellan plummets to a watery grave. Why? well a nice southern boy like Jackson would know how to properly thank a lady. And I just think PFach is wicked awesome(plus he has kids, can't leave some twi orphans now can I?)Kellan has to die to teach Summitt a lesson about giving Cullen Boys appropriate amounts of screen time, maybe if they made him more prevalant he could have lived...take that Summitt!(besides, he's all muscly and strong he'll probably survive the fall and swim to shore)

mmMoxie said...

#1 reason why you're glad you're not in Forks should be because I'm not there :)

FFF questions:

1) I would order pizza. I don't cook.

2) I'd be a unicorn

3) die

4) I had a human being removed

5) Save Jackson cuz he's a-freaking-dorable. Save Kellan because he has a rocking bod. Let PFach die because of his accent in Eclipse. I mean reall, what was that?

twilightcupcake said...

Hey everyone. Forks is not the same without you all. I didn't think I could miss this despite being away. Loved your reasons and yes they are all bang on except Mrs P looks good without the Botox!

1) Rob loves cupcakes. I would make him the Guinness ones and he'd love them so much he would move in and marry me!

2) an animal - I don't like dirt or nature. Maybe a dragon would be cool bc I'd love the power.

3) I'd get the tattoo - a twilight apple would suffice on the top of an ass cheek.

4) I love mmMoxie's answer for this. I have a scar mark on my nose from the rental car on this forks trip. Does that count?

5) save PFach bc he was so nice in person and not sure about the other two. Jackson bc then Jen would feel happy but then Kellan bc Jelena would be happy.

twilightcupcake said...

Hey everyone. Forks is not the same without you all. I didn't think I could miss this despite being away. Loved your reasons and yes they are all bang on except Mrs P looks good without the Botox!

1) Rob loves cupcakes. I would make him the Guinness ones and he'd love them so much he would move in and marry me!

2) an animal - I don't like dirt or nature. Maybe a dragon would be cool bc I'd love the power.

3) I'd get the tattoo - a twilight apple would suffice on the top of an ass cheek.

4) I love mmMoxie's answer for this. I have a scar mark on my nose from the rental car on this forks trip. Does that count?

5) save PFach bc he was so nice in person and not sure about the other two. Jackson bc then Jen would feel happy but then Kellan bc Jelena would be happy.

TwiWeasel said...

Yep, finally getting over here.

1. Hmmm...Fave Twi Guy...I'll go ahead and answer this as if my daughters and husband were going to be there as well. I would invite Taylor over for Fried Chicken & Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. Yuuuuuummmmmmmm!! (I chose Taylor, not because he's my fave, but because he's my daughters' fave...all three of them. And because Mr. TW would likely kill Rob on the spot and I will not be responsible for that.)

2. Animal...yeesh, this is a hard on (that's what she said). I'm not really an animal lover. Maybe a house cat...which is ironic because I really dislike cats. They are allowed to do their own thing, though, and people aren't generally afraid of them.

3. Twi-tatt...probably something like "You are my life now" or "Be Safe." SO original, I know. Or maybe TwiWeasel. But whatever it is, it has to be totally inconspicuous.

4. Hmmm...Honestly I don't think it's my worst looking scar, but it's the one that bothers me the most. When I was 6 or 7, I got bit in the face by a dog and had to have a buttload of stitches. Funny thing is, nowadays, most adults don't even notice it, but if I meet a child, they will see it and ask about it.

5. OK...I'll have to save Peter. Duh, can't leave his kiddies fatherless. And I refuse to choose between saving Jackson and Kellan. I step back and strip, telling them whichever gets to me first can have me. There is a scuffle (of course) but they will both manage to pull themselves up (with the help of Peter) and we then proceed to have some *ahem* good times.

TwiWeasel said...

@TLR...LMAO! They weren't all mine. Stan helped too!

BrandiJo1217 said...

Stan.....trust me, with this fandom, I figured if I shortened my name to my initials I'd fit right in with the rest of you crazy beotches! And going through high school with the initials "BJB" for my first, middle and last name got plenty of comments - loved when I was called Blow Job Brandi at sporting events I was playing in while my parents were in stands!!


Don't parents look at all those angles before naming a kid?!? I know I did to my 2!

*Jelly Baby* said...

BJB - we freaking had the exact same answer to #1, LoL.

I am surprised though, how many of you would ask Kellan over for dinner.
And it's too sweet that some of you would save him only for my own sake. xoxo

Twired Jen said...

Hellooooo,

TC has a great ass, so the apple tat would be sweet.

Mrs. P looks like she's 27 and is totally fun sized.

PS Did you hear we went to Escala and toured the penthouse...for realz.

I'll be back to answer tomorrow!

xo J

Mary Edbrella said...

Better late than never right???

1. If you found out that your favorite Twi-Guy was going to be coming over to your house for a home-cooked meal, who would it be and what would you make for him?
I'd have to make Rob a curry. Not too hot that it makes your nose run, but hot enough that he'd have to undo a button or two on his shirt

2. If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?
I'd be a little monkey. I quite fancy swinging around in the trees instead of walking

3. You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?

I'd have a tatt! I think i'd like a quote as an anklet.

4. Describe in detail how you got your worst scar.
I can't go into much detail as I was unconscious as it happened lol. My oldest was an emergency c section, he was whipped out 10 weeks early and it all happened in 5 mins apparently

5. Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die, a-hole?
Ohh that's just mean!! I'll save KLutz first, then Daddy C. Soz Jasperpants but I fancy the other more *shrugs*

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

BOTOX????? How dare you Wease. Trust me...I am engaging in every possible bad habit I can to speed up my aging process. ;-)

StarlitViolets said...

Well - I survived! :) I really wish you all could've been there, and your reasons were ALMOST believable. ;) Here are my answers and I'll name the winner soon.

1. Twi-Guy Dinner.

I'd pick Kellan and make him my homemade chili. Mr. SV gets SO excited when he knows he gets to come home to slow-cooked, secret recipe chili. And Texas rolls. Mmm...

2. Animal Transformation.

Okay - I should've been more clear. I DID mean this question to be a la Jacob. So the transformation can come and go at will.

I'd be a butterfly. That way I could flutter around to all the flowers and sip their nectar. I'd be able to fly, which rocks, and I'd get to travel to all the sweetest spots around.

3. Twi-Tattoo.

I think I'd either get a red ribbon wrapped around my arm or "Be Safe" on my inner forearm.

4. Scar Story.

My worst scar is probably the one under my chin that I got when I was three and fell into a glass coffee table chin-first.

5. Saving our Twi-guys.

I'd have to save Kellan, then PFach. I do love me some Jackson, but he's got a rock-climber build and could probably find a handhold on his way down. KLutz and PFach could figure out a way to save him anyway. But I just couldn't let Kellan and all his muscle-y hotness plummet. And PFach is supposedly the nicest guy! So - sorry Jackson - you're a goner.

Great job answering these while I was galavanting in Forks! It was SO cool to read some "lurker" responses! Hopefully we'll continue to hear from you ladies. ;)

Dangrdafne said...

I love all the lurkers that came out to play. I hope you will all stick around each week. FFF is tons of fun and a great way to get to know others.

1. If you found out that your favorite Twi-Guy was going to be coming over to your house for a home-cooked meal, who would it be and what would you make for him?

Peter Facinelli and I would make my gluten free, beef free lasagna so he could see there are other versions to eat :)

2. If your genetic make-up caused you to transform into an animal, which animal would you want to be? Why?

A bird, so I could fly.

3. You are forced to either get a Twi-related tattoo or die. What ink would adorn your Twilight-loving skin?

The four symbols from the book covers.

4. Describe in detail how you got your worst scar.

First grade, spinning around in the TV room of my parent's house and I fell against the room's door jam and cracked my head open in the back. Can still see the towel my parents used to stop the blood and I can hear them terrified in our beige Datsun as they drove me to the ER. Then I remember feeling the stitches and being asked what I was doing and I was laughing and crying because it hurt but the doctor kept telling jokes to keep me calm. I figured this hit on the head explains alot about me LOL!!!

5. Kellan, Jackson, and PFach are all hanging off a cliff. You can only save two of them. Who lives and why did the other one have to die?

We all know I am not going to let anyone die - sorry. I save Peter first and then as we pull up Kellan he can grab Jackson and pull him up as well.

StarlitViolets said...

And the winner IS.....

BrandiJo1217!!!

Two reasons. First: BJ. Nuff said. Second: Smexy avi!!! It's one of my favorite Kellan shots. Mmm... My hubby's out of town. Thanks for the good dreams! ;)

Now just email 5 questions to ask your fellow h00rs for this week's FFF! I can't wait to see what you come up with.