tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post9100030580675883365..comments2023-10-18T10:26:13.216+01:00Comments on Twi-sted Edbrella: Friday Fun FiveStanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-72981817005250713672012-08-29T11:23:55.910+01:002012-08-29T11:23:55.910+01:00Very Nice pick....
Buy HouseVery Nice pick....<br /><a href="http://www.buysellpropertiestoday.com" rel="nofollow"> Buy House </a>Alinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01769920008239959024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-37617730776264163342010-03-21T22:25:33.235+00:002010-03-21T22:25:33.235+00:00LMAO @Hair stickers, I finally got rid of migraine...LMAO @Hair stickers, I finally got rid of migraine to get on line and now I'm off to bed, you need to email your 5 questions to me or stan Smarts so we can get next FFF ready and thats it really. Congrats xxx<br />I may not be around much during the day, I will post and maybe get the odd comment in but I gotta pick up the slack at work as first op comes up on Sat 27th-YAY get my back done thank fuck for that. If I don't sleep after having that done then I will cry and have a major, major fucking shit fit tantrum!!!! Night all xNibbleitPattinsonakaNebilethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00120309952006849278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-12790559568265628342010-03-20T17:26:46.122+00:002010-03-20T17:26:46.122+00:00@Becky Wha???? I fucking won????
**bows down**
Ho...@Becky Wha???? I fucking won????<br />**bows down** <br />Hold, I gotta go pick my jaw up off the floor......ok, that's better. WTF do I do now?<br /><br />I'm glad (I guess?) that my unsavory shower habits are getting me some sort of acclaim!<br />Hair stickers unite!!!<br /><br />Seriously, WTF do I do now?<br />EsmartEpantzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01996300876135410609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-23967733381042194782010-03-20T10:43:59.302+00:002010-03-20T10:43:59.302+00:00@StarlitViolets Atleast you carried on lol! I may ...@StarlitViolets Atleast you carried on lol! I may fallen about laughing, I was very drunk! <br /><br />@smartEpantz Thank god its not just me who does that!! And you would have picked Scarlett aswell, awesome!<br /><br /><br />@Stan lol, if I meant just the authors, wouldnt that just exclude you! I wouldnt be so mean!!oohh midlands as in Birmingham?<br /><br />Thanks to question 4 I now have lots more Fics to add to my list!!<br /><br />I guess I need to pick a winner, which is tough cos the answers were all fab!!!<br />I am gonna go for @smartyEpantz, cos, although it wasn't one of my questions, us hair stickers have to stick together, rofl!!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00673788231980349173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-51833108238638393342010-03-20T07:13:26.043+00:002010-03-20T07:13:26.043+00:00I've loved everyone's answers this week :o...I've loved everyone's answers this week :o)<br /><br />@Becky - sorry, I thought when you said authors who post here that you meant on the actual blog, not the comments.<br /><br />We're going to see Eclipse in the Midlands because Mary & Nibbles are both there - ooh, just remembered your parents are in the East Midlands aren't they? You could tie it in with a visit like I'm planning on doing ;o).<br /><br />I'll be MIA today ho's, I'm taking Will & Ollie and a couple of their friends to the museum in Manchester as Will's birthday treat. He's desperate to see some dinosaur bones and they have a T-Rex skeleton called Stan! How cool is that?! Have a great Saturday xxStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-43084643954897915282010-03-20T05:06:15.795+00:002010-03-20T05:06:15.795+00:00Great questions @Becky. I would rather have hair o...Great questions @Becky. I would rather have hair on the wall of the shower than that slimy mess you have to pull out of the plughole! YUK!!<br />1. I'm with SM that Emily Browning would have been a perfect Bella & coz she's Australian & Rob may have fallen for her & had a good reason to visit down under! I know, wishful thinking and I know I was only supposed to pick one but Nikki Reed aswell, for all above reasons.<br />2. If I win, I gotta win BIG (millions, not a few bucks) which would mean multiple homes in multiple locations with all sorts of car porn in the garages & shoe porn in the wardrobes & a private jet to travel to said homes & remaining for the reasearch institute which is showing the most promise in a breakthrough with cancer.<br />3. I have no local twifriends, the only one I have is no way anywhere near as fucked as me so I have no idea. AND we don't get NM 'til next month! Grrrrrrr.......<br />4. I nearly wet my pants when I saw @Twi-me? say The Blessing & the Curse coz without a doubt it's my favorite. The Black Arrow's writing is so beautiful, it's like poetry & I've even messaged her & she answered me (very exciting)AND she's an Aussie which makes it totally awsomesauce! Sorry get a bit carried away sometimes. Love CW&IA & MoBS both by HunterHunting & Forever Dawn was a good BD alternative (coz I hated BD) I'm gonna give Let your Light Shine a go for that reason. @HG from Trueblood Twilight is writing a lovely lemony version of Cinderalla which is delicious.<br />5. Shit I hate questions like this, my life is very boring. In the car outside my parents house, in my bedroom while watching my mum through a gap in the curtains, out in the backyard,out the back where I used to work (not full sex, just making out) bj while driving (no tour bus @StarlitViolets!) but my hub's was in a mini-bus once with a group of guys & they saw a girl with her sun-roof open playing with herself!Stacked Like Sookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821070868707750937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-45091985012762507392010-03-20T05:05:36.111+00:002010-03-20T05:05:36.111+00:00@Becky - PMSL!!! Our sex stories are almost ident...@Becky - PMSL!!! Our sex stories are almost identical! I guess there's a reason we're all here, right?<br /><br />@Lisa - Nibbles would be the Naughty Secretary!!!StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-89685246277655804022010-03-20T03:17:11.690+00:002010-03-20T03:17:11.690+00:00As usual, I'll answer first, then read the oth...As usual, I'll answer first, then read the others. Here I go...<br /><br />1. Twi-girl Replacement.<br /><br />I'd replace Nikki Reed with... someone more blonde and generic. She's a fine actress - just not good casting.<br /><br />2. Winning the Lottery.<br /><br />The first 3 things I'd buys would be: A few mutual funds and good investments to make me MORE money, property with enough room to build a family complex with a central pool and game room and houses for any of our family who wanted to live there, a trip around the world.<br /><br />3. Eclipse plans.<br /><br />Since Twilight, a few of my close friends have come with us to see each movie with their SOs. I can't imagine it'll be any different for Eclipse.<br /><br />4. I'm pretty much a ff virgin at this point. I'm about 15 chapters into CW&IA, and I've read all the chapters of JJ's 15 Step. But other than that - I have no clue about ff. So, I look forward to seeing the recs other people give for myself. <br /><br />5. Most interesting/outrageous sex setting.<br /><br />Hmm... I gave hubs a bj while he was driving once. The funniest part is that he kept teasing that cars were driving by when they weren't, so when he said there was a tour bus right next to us, I didn't believe him. There really WAS a tour bus pacing us. I looked up and then continued what I was doing. I like to finish what I start.<br /><br />Okay cuntbiscuits - off to read your answers...StarlitVioletshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14276867612951297293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-27038776815834753672010-03-20T01:56:39.917+00:002010-03-20T01:56:39.917+00:001. Hands down I would replace Nikki Reed. No offen...1. Hands down I would replace Nikki Reed. No offense to her, she's very pretty...but Rosalie is supposed to be outter worldly beautiful. And Nikki as a blonde, just doesn't cut it. It was bad enough in Twilight, but in New Moon she resembled a drowned rat. I would replace her with Rachel McAdams.<br /><br />2. Pay off our condo so that we can use it as a rental property, buy a house in my parents neighborhood, and buy my parents a sailboat so they can live out their dream...I'd figure the Twilight shit out later.<br /><br />3. That's EASY. I plan to first go up to LA again to see them all arrive for the Eclipse premiere...and hopefully get a pic of RPattz this time, rather than freak out and lose all sense of self. Then for the movie, Elusive S and I will be seeing it on Sunday morning...not Thursday at midnight. I CAN'T DEAL with crowds of screaming fans interrupting my viewing. We will take alcohol in coffee mugs like we did for New Moon too!<br /><br />4. Blood & Lust. It keeps to the real storyline, but is a whole lot dirtier. Makes my lady bits wet just thinking about it. Hmm might have to dig that one up again...<br /><br />5. In a lifeguard tower on the beach, while it was closed...obvi. :)Twired Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04182139149085849481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-17314323470430136512010-03-20T01:18:15.499+00:002010-03-20T01:18:15.499+00:00Hi Everybody! Happy Freakin' New Moon DVD rel...Hi Everybody! Happy Freakin' New Moon DVD release weekend! Here are my answers:<br /><br />1. I would replace Nikki Reed with a 1980's-era (I know, but this is fantasy, right?) Michelle Pheiffer. Rosalie is described as being magically beautiful - I think MP is totes that.<br /><br />2. a) Quit my job; b)go to some wonderful island where they serve you drinks by the infinity pool; c) while I'm at said island, decide who I should give some of my winnings to<br /><br />3. My friend and I went to see the 2:00 showing of New Moon the weekend it came out. It was PERFECT - the "kids" were still in school, and it was actually kind of quiet. We'll do the same thing for Eclipse. When we left the theatre, all the kiddies were lined up and we were so glad we missed all of that<br /><br />4. The Blessing and the Curse by the Black Arrow. WOW! Amazing! She's sllllloooowwww to update though - I've been dying for almost 2 months for an update, but what a WONDERFUL story! You'll love it, I promise. I would love to have this Darkward in love with me. Whoot!<br /><br />5. In my old boyfriend's office, on his cubicle desk. We were so freaked out let's just say it was not satisfying for either of us, and we had to give up. This was way before the understanding of how many security cameras there are everywhere; I worry to this day that I'm the grainy subject of some stupid reality porno film...<br /><br />GOOD Questions!!! Happy weekend everybody!Twi-Me?https://www.blogger.com/profile/12532762153762579420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-2807003145786398392010-03-20T00:46:13.177+00:002010-03-20T00:46:13.177+00:00You all are a bunch of damn dirty whores!!! I shou...You all are a bunch of damn dirty whores!!! I should know...we can smell our own.<br />This is my first time doing FFF, and I have been snorting and guffawing my way through the comments!<br /><br />@Becky Damndamndamn!!! I have been picturing Scarlett Johannson as Rosalie since I read the books! Needless to say, Nikki Reed did not live up to my expectations as the most beautiful woman that ever existed. Also, on a completely unrelated topic: I would say eeeeeeeewwwwwww about you sticking your hair on your shower wall...but I can't because I do the EXACT SAME THING. No joke. Creeeeeeeeeepy.<br /><br />OK. Moving on....<br /><br />1)Given the chance I would nix Nikki and replace her with Scarlett orrrrrrr possibly Charlize Theron. Holy hell she is smokin' hot!<br /><br />2)If I won the lottery the first thing I would do is have a house custom built to be completely handicap accessible in all areas (think elevator, therapy pool, complete wheelchair accessibilty) so that my son would always have a place to live that would accomodate his needs.<br />Then I would tend to my family and friends who are hurting financially. <br />I would absolutely start a charity for parents who can't afford medical treatment or equipment for their special needs children.<br />Oh, and then I'd buy myself a brand new Saab.<br />I know that's four things...suck it.<br /><br />3)I'm going to the Eclipse midnight show with a longtime friend who is a Twi-fan, but nowhere near as fucked up over it as I am. She went with me to New Moon midnight opener, and fell asleep after about 20 mins. The bitchface.<br /><br />4)I have said this before, and at the risk of sounding redundant, I'll say it again. If you are a FF virgin I beg you, nay, I implore you to lose your v-card with 'Let Your Light Shine' by Lolashoes. Pleasepleaseplease!!!<br />It is all canon and picks up at the wedding in BD, only there is no fucking fade to black, and no pregnancy. This story is nothing short of amazing. The writing is spectacular, and keeeeeeeeeeerist the lemons are so good you will need back-up panties. Trust. All the others that have been recc'd so far are indeed amazing stories by kickass authors, but I think this story in particular is perfect for a first timer. My two cents.<br /><br />5)Nothing exciting here. I've done my share of cars, bathrooms, public places etc. <br /><br />@TC OMFG I have also been fingered in a stairwell, only it was a parking garage for me. Cuz I'm classy like that.<br /><br />That aside the most interesting place was probably the food pantry in my Grandma's house while my family was in the other room eating dinner. I had to look at canned vegs and pancake mix and it was over very quickly and I didn't get off. See??? I told you it was boring.<br /><br />This was so much fun! I'll be baaaaaaaaaack.<br />I'm off to play the lotto.....<br /><br />Sloppy kisses.<br />EsmartEpantzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01996300876135410609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-89401185797552620032010-03-20T00:40:44.060+00:002010-03-20T00:40:44.060+00:00OK, haven't read other replies yet, so here we...OK, haven't read other replies yet, so here we go (so I can get to that - you girls are fuuuuuu-nee).<br /><br />1) I would replace Rosalie, fo sho. I would instead cast Evan Rachel Wood, who looks almost exactly like what I pictured Rosalie as when I read the books.<br /><br />2) I think about this every damn day, so I am totally prepared. The very first thing I would do is not believe it, so I would haul my heinie down to wherever you go when you win on the very next business day and get the legal shit settled. Once I actually had the money in my hot little hands (er, bank account), I would quit my job. Then (third), I would pay off all of my student loans. I know, I have very exciting plans. ;) After that, I would shop til I dropped, but you didn't ask more than three!<br /><br />3) I am not quite sure what I'm doing for the Eclipse premiere (gasp!), actually. I plan to ask for the day after off so I can see the midnight showing, and I plan to go with Mrs Fashion (my twi-partner-in-crime), but we don't have an actual plan yet! I am SUCH A SLACKER!!!<br /><br />4) OK, so this might be hard, because if they don't use the same names as fanfic authors that they use on the blog, I'm new enough that I don't actually know who has written what. So I hope I don't break any rules. If I were recommending JUST ONE fanfic to a fanfic virgin I found under a rock somewhere, the first one I would recommend would be The List (by Laura Cullen). Because (a) it was MY first, and (B) I think it eases one into the idea of fanfic to read something that is so canon at the beginning. And also, because of all the hot, hot lemony goodness.<br /><br />5) Most outrageous place I've ever had sex... on top of a pool table, I think. I mean, I know I had sex there, I just *think* that was the most outrageous place I've ever done it. I really had to think about that one. I feel lame that I haven't had more public experiences (and the hubs is not one for those). Oh well! *shrugs*Musing Bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13400491889043418004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-56116610198303734002010-03-19T23:35:11.022+00:002010-03-19T23:35:11.022+00:00Nibbles first off you know I have a real phobia ab...Nibbles first off you know I have a real phobia abou wet hair in the shower. I think twired Jen shares the same thing. Ew!<br />I'm gonna be a little shit today and give multiple answers to everything because I can't decide on the best one.<br />Also put up your mobile blog links and badge too so people will know they can surf you ala mobile. <br />1) I would change KStew to myself so I could make out with Rob and have him propose to me. All kidding aside I would change the lovely-as-a-brunette but ugly as a blonde Nikki Reed to someone like that blonde model who plays the forgers daughter in the Thomas Crowne Affair with Pierce Brosnan. Beautiful and who I pictured while reading the books. <br />2) I would pay off my house. Buy my parents, sister, in laws, and sister in law all new houses - this is if I won the massive lottery jackpot. Buy my way onto the set of breaking dawn and sit with Rob while he's getting his makeup done so we can chat. <br />3) no plans yet but I'm sure I'll do same as last time and do dinner and movie and drinks with girlfriends. I'll throw a party before of course with dress up and martinis but not the same day as I'm sure it will be a Friday. <br />4) I did the fanfic virgin cherry pop on my blog in January already and told them to read by belladonnacullen hold very still. It's the isle esme version that I love that's not well known but lovely without raunch but nice and lemony still. <br />5) I told you guys about my bus station stairwell experience with the old couple stepping over us while I was getting fingered? What about getting fingered while on the bus after for the whole ride. Does that count that I came too? God 15 was a happy age and I'd shit myself now if I had a daughter that age.twilightcupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752638084301205942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-4947203584694579952010-03-19T21:33:33.688+00:002010-03-19T21:33:33.688+00:00Fab answers ladies! ( Yes Nibbles, I use the term ...Fab answers ladies! ( Yes Nibbles, I use the term loosely).<br /><br />I know COB is totally fabulous & awesome, but did I not rule out authors who post on here? Should have know you would ignore me, lol!<br /><br />@Stan where are guys seeing Eclipse then, up north?<br /><br />@Nibbles exhibitionist much? pmsl. <br /><br />@Lisa I would love to go to the midnight showing, but doubt I would get any offers for babysitting, lol!<br /><br />@Raitz I was loving your meadow story right up until the rabbit poop, lol!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00673788231980349173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-30093617596710724542010-03-19T21:22:21.343+00:002010-03-19T21:22:21.343+00:00No time to answer, but I want to say re: fan fics....No time to answer, but I want to say re: fan fics...COD is totes awesomesauce! I love it. And @ Daf, Cocktails & Dreams is one of my absolute faves, too! @ Jayla, Wide Awake popped my FF cherry and I would rec it to anyone!!TwiWeaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03268537341656794886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-60865535565745541112010-03-19T20:54:48.493+00:002010-03-19T20:54:48.493+00:00Loved everyone's answers, as always! TOO FUN!
...Loved everyone's answers, as always! TOO FUN!<br /><br />Happy New Moon Friday!<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-72562277743646941872010-03-19T20:37:06.391+00:002010-03-19T20:37:06.391+00:00@ Lisa - LMAO - I totally see Nibbles as the secre...@ Lisa - LMAO - I totally see Nibbles as the secretary!!! That is perfect!Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-42217614630385048892010-03-19T20:33:26.772+00:002010-03-19T20:33:26.772+00:00Great questions Becky (and Nibbles)! I agree with ...Great questions Becky (and Nibbles)! I agree with Stoney. I’ve missed out on FFF the last couple of weeks being on vacation and it feels like I’m really home now :)<br /><br />1) I know that all the Twilight boys are fucking irreplacable, but what about the girls? If you had to change one of them, who would it be, why and who would you replace her with?<br /><br />The school secretary. Pretty sure she messed up her only line. I’d replace her with Nibbles. Come on! Wouldn’t we all love to see her get a cameo? LMAO!<br /><br />2) If you won the lottery what would be the first 3 things you would do?<br /><br />Wow. It’s hard to narrow it down to just three. I know for sure I’d do the first two. The third one is a toss up. I should say something meaningful like make a donation to charity, but I’m going to be selfish.<br /><br />1 - Quit my job.<br />2 - Pay off debts for me and my husband, our kids, and our families.<br />3 - Buy a private jet so I could get to all of Rob’s events. <br /><br />3) Since Eclipse is just 3 months away, what plans, if any, do you have for seeing it for the first time? Huge girly night out? Just you and your other half? Or wait till it comes out on DVD<br />(which is pretty fucking unlikely for anybody I would say!)<br /><br />Going to the midnight showing for New Moon was a total blast, so I will definitely be doing that again with a few co-workers, girlfriends, family members, and Pocket Edward :)<br /><br />4) I am a total fanfic whore, I just cannot get enough. There are so many good ones that it would be nearly impossible to choose the best. But, if you had to recommend just one to a Fanfic virgin, which would it be and why? (To avoid favouritism you can’t include authors on the blog!)<br /><br />The Anonymous Series by SinShameGuilt<br />http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1867931/<br /><br />It’s fuckhawt, very well written, and has “Rob” as the main character. I don’t know about you girls, but I don’t fantasize about Edward. Just sayin’.<br /><br />5) What is the most outrageous/interesting place you have ever had sex?<br /><br />TwiWeasel will appreciate this one – in my husband’s duck blind on the Mississippi River. His fantasy; not mine.<br /><br />Lisa17foreverlisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13538976559543770351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-35818052327076090562010-03-19T19:52:31.894+00:002010-03-19T19:52:31.894+00:001) I know that all the Twilight boys are fucking i...1) I know that all the Twilight boys are fucking irreplacable, but what about the girls? If you had to change one of them, who would it be, why and who would you replace her with?<br /><br />When I first saw the cast, Esme and Rosalie didn't work for me but once I saw the movies, they turned out just fine. I wouldn't know who to replace them with anyway :)<br /><br />2) If you won the lottery what would be the first 3 things you would do? (This question was generously supplied by Nibbles as I was running out of ideas!)<br /><br />Pay off all the debts of my friends. Buy a new house. Pay for all those not going to FFOORRKKSS because of lack of funds to go to FFOORRKKSS!!!!! :)<br /><br />3) Since Eclipse is just 3 months away, what plans, if any , do you have for seeing it for the first time? Huge girly night out? Just you and your other half? Or wait till it comes out on DVD<br /><br />Stan asked if anyone was interested in attending with them - I say HECK YEAH!!! Oh wait, Eclipse opens in June doesn't it? arg all my vacation time is dealt out for this year. I would love to meet Twitarded (JJ/STY) and see it with them!!! Otherwise I may drag DangrMomma to see it with me.<br /><br />4) I am a total fanfic whore, I just cannot get enough. There are so many good ones that it would be nearly impossible to choose the best. But, if you had to recommend just one to a Fanfic virgin, which would it be and why?<br /><br />There was one called Cocktails and Dreams and it was my first Fan Fic and it is still my favorite. The author has it down for reworking, even though I thought it was perfect! So I agree with Stan and say Call of Booty!! <br /><br />5) What is the most outrageous/interesting place you have ever had sex.<br /><br />The bathroom at my parent's house with my hubby MANY years ago!Dangrdafnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04940599664505953044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-59678920032897504862010-03-19T19:34:54.983+00:002010-03-19T19:34:54.983+00:00happy friday!
1. I wouldn’t change any of the wom...happy friday!<br /><br />1. I wouldn’t change any of the women.. sorry.<br /><br />2. a) travel the world, b) donate $$ to my son’s school c) quit my job and go to culinary school full time – open a micro hotel w/a kick ass casual fine dining restaurant.<br /><br />3. Definitely hang out with Twihards this time around (NY here I come!). Squeeeee!<br /><br />4. Wide Awake it’s quirky and full of cookies, angst and sex too. The story could have been written w/ any characters and it would still stand on its own.<br />For those who are slash whores- The Trip Home.- because if you think one Cullen-man is hot try 2 that make a Bella sandwich! Not for the faint of heart.<br /><br />5. Craziest place – behind that cash register at work -(I’ve mentioned the others here already.. muffin table )- while I was in college..Jaylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13923215065360722129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-19646956000535801882010-03-19T18:32:22.695+00:002010-03-19T18:32:22.695+00:001) I know that all the Twilight boys are fucking i...1) I know that all the Twilight boys are fucking irreplacable, but what about the girls? If you had to change one of them, who would it be, why and who would you replace her with?<br /><br />Oooh, tough one. I think they are all pretty good, but I do agree with the gang that Rosalie could be a bit more bitchy, blonde and beautiful. I'm having trouble thinking of an actress that is all these things as well as smart...<br /><br /><br />2) If you won the lottery what would be the first 3 things you would do? (This question was generously supplied by Nibbles as I was running out of ideas!)<br /><br />In real life, I'd do the usual mortgage/bills pay off thing, pay into the kids college funds, and re-do my kitchen to bring it out of the 70s. In Twiblogland (where mortgages/bills/kids are less important - except the internet provider bill... must keep that bill paid up!) of course I'd throw the BIGGEST and BEST Post-Eclipse Premiere party that every cast member would have to attend upon the insistence of each of their publicists as it would be THE social event of the year. Of course, YOU, dear reader, would be invited (I'd send my private plane to get you all) - access by secret password only - the password is (now write this down....) SPARKLEPEEN.<br /><br />3) Since Eclipse is just 3 months away, what plans, if any , do you have for seeing it for the first time? Huge girly night out? Just you and your other half? Or wait till it comes out on DVD<br /><br />Haven't made firm plans, but I'm pretty sure it will involve Twilight Mommy, a huge VAT of popcorn, and maybe we'll bring Mrs. P.'s avi too - we crush on her so bad it would be nice to have a proper date.<br /><br />4) I am a total fanfic whore, I just cannot get enough. There are so many good ones that it would be nearly impossible to choose the best. But, if you had to recommend just one to a Fanfic virgin, which would it be and why?<br /><br />As a Fanfic Virgin, I appreciate this question and will go to wherever I'm told.<br /><br />5) What is the most outrageous/interesting place you have ever had sex<br /><br />There were a few interesting situations in my mis-spent youth I could list here, but the most appropriate for this would be a grassy meadow filled with wild-flowers on a sunny spring afternoon. Seriously. It was pre-Twilight era - but it sure helps the fantasies along being able to accurately recall the sensation of feeling crushed clover on my ass and the smell of bunny poop far too close to my ear.Raitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564664973346876698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-40514158554931249142010-03-19T16:06:39.748+00:002010-03-19T16:06:39.748+00:00Right, here are my answers....
Qu.1
Although I li...Right, here are my answers....<br /><br />Qu.1<br />Although I like Nikki Reed, I always thought that Rosalie should look a bit more aloof. She is supposed to be super vain & the most beautiful thing ever. If I could pick anyone I think I would go for Scarle Johansson, as she looks <a href="http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/09/scarlett_johansson.jpg" rel="nofollow">here</a>.<br /><br />Qu.2<br />I would take all my family ( has mine and not hubs, lol!) away on a big ass holiday. Depending on the amout I would like to pay off our siblings mortgages and mine of course. And then I would go shopping for a new car!<br /><br />Qu.3<br />I went with m hubs to see New Moon, which was fine, but he doesn't appreciate it like girls do!! I am hoping to see Eclipse atleast twice and one of them with girls!!<br /><br />Qu.4<br />I think I would recomment MoBS by HunterHunting. Its so well written, funny and not too angsty. Edward is hot as usual but not a sexual deviant, lol. I could have recommended loads, but should stick to my own rules!<br /><br />Qu.5x<br />Mmmm, when we were younger me & hubs had sex in the ladies loos in Nottingham Square at New Years Eve, classy I know! Other than that I gave him a BJ while he was driving me home ( I was very drunk!), which was fine until we pulled up next to a double decker bus at the traffic lights!!<br /><br />Now I am going to read everyone elses.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00673788231980349173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-48013879848474202532010-03-19T14:52:42.642+00:002010-03-19T14:52:42.642+00:001) I'm not sure who to replace her with, but E...1) I'm not sure who to replace her with, but Elizabeth Reaser as Esme doesn't work for me. They need to "vamp" her up more.<br /><br />2) 1 - Pay off all our bills.<br /> 2 - Set up a college fund for the kids.<br /> 3 - Take a vacation to someplace sunny.<br /> (I know, boring. But I have to get to work soon, not enough fucking time!)<br /><br />3) Mr.Coffee will go with me. We'll have to make it a date night and have super hot sex on the way home somewhere.<br /><br />4) I'll admit I'm a bit of a fanfic virgin, simply because I never have enough damn time. But I've been able to finally check out Call of Booty. Pretty funny, too, because the hubs and I both play COD. :-)<br /><br />5) Mr.Coffee and I have had sex in a lot of different places, mostly before he became Mr.Coffee. Marriage and kids tamed us of course. We've had a lot of outdoors sex, but the craziest place was when we first started dating and we both worked for a large corporation, which shall remain nameless. We actually did it in the executive conference room. I'm blushing even thinking about it. If caught we would have been SO fucking fired. *sigh* good timesTooMuchCoffeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293283402673574754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-3081231650698642692010-03-19T14:33:01.356+00:002010-03-19T14:33:01.356+00:00OMG, Nibbles! I never saw your email! I totally wo...OMG, Nibbles! I never saw your email! I totally would have responded to you. :-( sorryTooMuchCoffeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10293283402673574754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6617355908248405718.post-2605181219561882702010-03-19T14:03:33.766+00:002010-03-19T14:03:33.766+00:00You know Stoney, the moustache look doesn't ha...You know Stoney, the moustache look doesn't have to be too masculine, copy and paste this link and then click on the red slideshow tab ;o)<br /><br />http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2898628/Zara-Phillips-shows-good-form-at-Cheltenham-Festival.htmlStanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992304216999218512noreply@blogger.com