So here in his debut role is Mini Edward. Can't stop, it's gone to his head, he's shouting me to take the yellow ones out of his M&M's...
"The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty. They enforce the law."
"Yummers, finger nails. Chomp."
"You're a human who knows entirely too much about us. They could kill us all."
"This is the last time you'll ever see me."
*Sob* rrrraaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh *sob*
"I know what he did to you..."
"What the hell were you thinking, you crazy biatch?"
"Bella, it's Edward. He thinks you're dead"
"He's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too."
"He left you Bella, he doesn't want you any more."
"He's going to make a scene."
"Here wolfy wolfy"
"I know you're only jealous cos you don't look this fuckable in a cloak" *winks*
"This may hurt a little"
"I take it back, the cloak would look hawt, I may even consider doing you myself. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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